GeenStijl: TOP 19 grollen over RFK's berenbiecht in het Stamcafé

TOP 19 grollen over RFK's berenbiecht in het Stamcafé

HUMOR OM TE LACHEN

RFK Jr. heeft hele gekke dingen gedaan. Dat zouden wij ook doen als driekwart van omze familie ~~was uitgemoord door de FBI~~ tragisch om het leven was gekomen. Hij verbaasde deze week vriend en vijand door op te biechten dat hij 10 jaar geleden een dode beer dumpte in Central Park. Razend knap hoe hij het in deze toch al zo krankzinnige campagnetijd nog voor elkaar kreeg om een nieuwe recordmeting op de WTF-o-meter neer te zetten. Het internet vroeg zich af: wat heeft deze man nog meer op zijn kerfstok?

Attentie! Lijken uit de kast en beren op de weg in deze onvervalste INHAKER TOP 19.

In willekeurige volgorde.

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This is what I see in my mind every time I hear a new RFK Jr. story pic.twitter.com/U3zQpXTLvp
— Spellgage (@spellgage) August 5, 2024

18

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident pic.twitter.com/lsuzpcHH96
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 4, 2024

17

So it’s 1999 and I’m giving JFK Jr. a flying lesson… pic.twitter.com/3BG0LHpqzq
— FreddyG of The Vanquished Pod 🍉🇵🇸 (@OrangeFreddyG) August 6, 2024

16

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter...

RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975 pic.twitter.com/ZNe0fqWTeF
— Conspiratorial Templates (@mynamehear) August 5, 2024

15

“It’s the summer of ‘94. I’m in LA and I get this panicked phone call from Al Cowlings. He asks if he can borrow my car. Well, all I have is a 1993 white Ford Bronco, but AC’s a good guy, so I say sure…” pic.twitter.com/u9JBuPQ3s5
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) August 5, 2024

14

Harris: we need to come together as a country

Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals

RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) August 6, 2024

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12

In America you have the right to bear arms. But that doesn’t mean you can toss the rest of the carcass anywhere you want.
— Free Ukraine 🇺🇦 (@Ukrainolution) August 5, 2024

11

no one:

rfk jr: ok fine i’ll admit it. remember malaysia flight 370? well,
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) August 5, 2024

10

“So, I’m at this convenience store in Minneapolis at the height of COVID, and I asked this guy in line if he can break a $20… little did he know, the $20 was a fake.” pic.twitter.com/7qh0VlPiTV
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) August 6, 2024

9

https://t.co/82t2EI0FZ4 pic.twitter.com/DhvXmTGf1y
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) August 5, 2024

7

“So it’s 2021, my first time captaining a container ship, and we’re heading for the Suez Canal…” pic.twitter.com/QG1i9Kmp8B
— jess 🏳️‍🌈💜🖤💫 (@elsecaller_) August 6, 2024

6

rfk jr: …so you could be forgiven for assuming it’d feel good as fuck to put your dick in the little vacuum tube at the bank. but trust me when i say, nothing could be further from the truth

debate moderator: sir, the question was “can you please stop chewing on the microphone”
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) August 5, 2024

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4

Cashier: Sir, this lane is for 10 items or less.

RFK Jr.: Until age 13 I used Aunt Rosemary’s skull as a piggy bank. The lobotomy hole was big enough for silver dollars with uncle Jack’s face on em
— B'omarr Punk 🏴 (@BomarrPunk) August 5, 2024