Houdt ramen en deuren gesloten
GeenStijl een beetje van den tragenstein vandaag? Dat kan kloppen. Lucas is al in zijn Audi op weg naar het reset-knopje. Nee, we liggen niet onder vuur vanuit Arabierië inzake de moeder aller cartoon-oorlogen. Het is weer eens ouderwetsch all your base are belong to us. Vanochtend kregen we onderstaand mailtje binnen.
FROM: cyberstorm@dohs.gov
TO: redactie@geenstijl.nl
SUBJECT: Participation in Cyber Storm exercise
Your company has been identified by the Department of Homeland Security as potentially vulnerable to cyber attack. During the week of February 6th - February 10th, the DoHS will be testing cyber infrastructure as part of our Cyber Storm security exercise. In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following: Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections: Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet: Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the Internet: Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way. We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize.
Einde huishoudelijke mededeling.