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Omegle overspoeld door reaguurders

omeglefuck.jpgOmegle fucken, kent u die uitdrukking? Omegle is de nieuwste web 3.0 toepassing die qua zinloosheid zelfs Twitter ruimschoots overtreft. Het idee is simpel: Men surft naar Omegle.com en wordt direct doorverbonden met een willekeurige en wildvreemde chatter ergens op dees aard. In de praktijk zijn dat meestal Finse meisjes, maar het kan ook rustig een Braziliaan of gekke Belg zijn waar u volledig anoniem op los mag gaan. Waar bij Twitter de nadruk toch vooral op de 'gezellie'-factor ligt leent Omegle zich met name voor het ontregelen van menselijke verwachtingspatronen. Met andere woorden: lekker gek doen tot je gesprekpartner het ècht beu is en op 'disconnect' drukt. Improvisatietoneel maar dan in een chatbox. En dat ziet er bijvoorbeeld ZO en ZO uit, maar het kan ook anders. Zelf uitproberen kan via dit adres. Maak ze gek! Tart ze! Reaguurders take over, Omegle zal nooit meer hetzelfde zijn. Bevindingen kunnen in de comments.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dikke piemol?
Stranger: what
You: Ja heb jij een dikke piemol?
Stranger: i can't understand
You: OF JE EEN DIKKE PIEMOL HEBT
You: nu goed?
Stranger: in english, ok?
You: Ja dikke piemol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Barrybosaap | 18-04-09 | 15:52

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im mariah carey
Stranger: really and im elvis presley
Stranger: uahauhauha
You: damn had guessed you were jesus
You: can you tell me of the word of jesus?
Stranger: whats your real name?
You: mohammed
Stranger: right
Stranger: so mohammed where are you from?
You: right:)
You: holland
You: but my dutch is very poor
Stranger: oh my god really?
You: yes
Stranger: what kind of music do you like?
You: ehmmm
You: jihad music
You: from the motherland
Stranger: do know some dutch bands like EPICA,AFTER FOREVER etc etc
You: no i dont get out mutch
You: i just sit inside making plans to build a bomb
You: i dont really care for holland so that's why i never bothered to learn dutch
Stranger: oh motherfucker
You: nothing wrong with that right?
Stranger: suck my dick man
You: i get my welfare check every month :)
Stranger: i will fuck you ass bomber man
You: it's great i get the money for sitting around and they build bombs from it
You: they=then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ok_Insanity | 17-04-09 | 20:25

@ Datniet
Gast ... leer engels xD

hollandschevisch | 17-04-09 | 18:36

You: hi
You: chinese?
Stranger: hihi
Stranger: ya
You: nr 4 please
You: and a nr 32
Stranger: what?/
You: it smells good
You: u are really good
Stranger: you too
You: a medium please
You: how is the construction going?
Stranger: good
You: when is it finshed?
Stranger: you like
Stranger: it\
You: yes, i guess so
You: But i'll have to wait a while
You: when is finalised
Stranger: where are u come from??
You: usa
You: But when is it finished?
Stranger: great
You: No yet I guess
You: Still a lot of work to do here
Stranger: ok
You: I heard you have some problems with the pluber?
You: plumber
Stranger: what
You: You did not heard it?
Stranger: my english is very poor
You: doesn't matter
You: so, how is my order going?
Stranger: a little faster
You: yes, they need to work faster
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: i like nba
You: they think they are on a holiday or something
You: yes nba is great
Stranger: holiday
You: but i'm a little bit on a hurry
Stranger: i love KOBE
You: yes kobe is great
You: how long does it take?
Stranger: 2000
You: what minutes?
You: hours?
You: is it a special recipy or something?
Stranger: i am a chinese
You: yes, that is why i am here
Stranger: thank you
You: I like your bussiness
You: but i'm on a hurry
You: so please tell me how long these gonna take?
Stranger: you're really a good man
You: thnk you
You: i like u to
Stranger: haha
You: but how long does this gonna take?
Stranger: over the night
You: why is that
You: normally it is a maximum of 5 minutes
You: what is it
You: a strike of the chef
You: or what?
You: Well, never mind
Stranger: oh ~~
You: it is not my problem
You: I go to somewere else
You: this is the first time ou let me down
Stranger: i can hardly understand what you are talking about
You: I always count on you
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: ok bye
You: Try to have your bussiness on track
You: next time I visited you
Stranger: i got to go
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Datniet | 17-04-09 | 18:26

Lachen dit

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am the almighty lord
You: why don't you pray, son?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: this is you father speaking
You: from the portals of heaven
Stranger: you are son of a bitch? right?
You: if so, than you're a grandson of a bitch
Stranger: you ugly chinese guy
You: god hates china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pipeau de Clown | 17-04-09 | 17:35

En trouwens nog een 17 jarige zweedse een 16 jarige finse en een 18 jarige zweedse xD

hollandschevisch | 17-04-09 | 16:45

Ik een 13 jarig ijslandse alleen om te kijken of het kon en wat denk je is ze nog knap ook (ze heeft in ieder geval potentie heel veel) maja ik ga er niks meer mee doen 13 is toch echt te jong... 16 kan bij mij nog maar lager echt niet of ze moet dit jaar 15 worden maar anders ECHT niet

hollandschevisch | 17-04-09 | 16:45

Stranger: get naked for me on cam.
You: oke
Stranger: really?
You: ah ah ah, yeah see me play
Stranger: i do!!!
Stranger: please!!!
Stranger: its so erotic!!1
You: i'm your dad son
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

KleurenDoof | 17-04-09 | 16:29

-weggejorist-

Jan Sobieski | 17-04-09 | 16:06

screwed XD

Neliss | 17-04-09 | 16:04

wtf waarom werkt deze zooi niet?

screwd | 17-04-09 | 13:26

Stranger: <3
You: are u kiddin me.. <o.O>
Stranger: tell me how you'd fuck me, i'm so damn horny
You: first i set the mood in the room
You: dim the light
You: with candles
You: and rose leaves
Stranger: oooh you're a romantic, huh?
You: ahwell ;p
You: then i would kiss you softly in the nek, stroking lightly on the back
Stranger: i come in in a rose red seethrough neglige, with a white bra and no panties
Stranger: i moan softly
You: then i kiss you on the mouth, and after a minute we start french kissing
Stranger: i tongue you deeply, pressing my breasts against your chests
You: we start cuddle and rolling back and forth
You: after some minutes we can't hold it and start doing it missionary, still frenching each other
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i need more foreplay babe
You: hmm, that's true
You: but you were already horny right?
Stranger: foreplay is another thing
You: ok, forget the last phrase
You: we start experiment and search are erogene zones
Stranger: horny-makeout-foreplay-naked-moe foreplay-oral-sex
You: i did the start, and you know more about it, wanna take the lead?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I pull off your shirt, and push you down onto the bed
Stranger: I tell you to take off my bra
You: front or back clip?
Stranger: you figure it out
You: i loose it on the front, with just 1 hand
Stranger: i move side to side, the bra is at my waist
Stranger: you can see my tits thrrough the neglige
Stranger: i ask you to suck on them
Stranger: i'm waiting babe
You: then i raise your dress, and start touching them with my tongue, going around them
You: and then start sucking on them
Stranger: i moan loudly and start to breathe harder
Stranger: I ask you to bite me
You: then i press my chest against your chest gently and start biting and sucking softly on your ears
Stranger: i coo and start to pull off your pants
You: while after i take off your dress
Stranger: i push you down on the bed, and ask you to bite my breasts
Stranger: i squeeze them together over your face
You: i pull you near me, so i can bite them softly while still laying on bed
Stranger: I ask you to bite harder
You: but i dont want to hurt you?
Stranger: I want a little pain, makes the pleasure better
You: then i bite a little bit harder and you let me notice what you like
Stranger: i start to blush, a lot
Stranger: i push up against you and you notice I'm wet
Stranger: I pull off your remaining clothes
Stranger: then a lay down and ask you go get on top
Stranger: Dominate me
You: i start to kiss you in the nek, with my left arm around your back and my righthand on your left buttcheek, squezing it.
You: switching again over to your ear, and go down your chest to your stomach
You: from your stomach i go to your thighs
Stranger: I raise my hips toward you, legs wide open, ebgging for you
You: and i tease you by kissing nearby, but still stay at your thighs
You: and very slowly i go down..
Stranger: i psh you off and grab your butt with both hands pulling your business end closer to mine
Stranger: I'm biting my lip and looking longingly at you
Stranger: I tell you to fuck me
Stranger: take me
You: i start to go slowly back and forth
Stranger: make me yours
You: turning in different axis
You: looking you deep in the eyes
Stranger: i'm bad with math, make it simpler and dirtier sweetie
You: i twist around with my hips to make it more intens for you
Stranger: ohhh
You: you close your eyes and move your head back of joy
Stranger: I keep my hands around your hips and use them to control how you fuck me
Stranger: I'm not cumming yet, not close
Stranger: grab my tits if you're fucking me
You: i grab your tits and massage them
You: i leave your business, and we switch positions
You: you get on top of me
You: you lay down on me, and stick our business together again
Stranger: i push against you, aming sure you're as deep in me as I can get you
You: and you grind me back and forth
Stranger: I ask you to go harder, tear me]
Stranger: I still feel like a virgin
You: having your legs spread makes you more thight
You: and start doing it faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

screwd | 17-04-09 | 13:26

Stranger: being so damn hot
Stranger: <3
You: are u kiddin me.. <o.O>
Stranger: tell me how you'd fuck me, i'm so damn horny
You: first i set the mood in the room
You: dim the light
You: with candles
You: and rose leaves
Stranger: oooh you're a romantic, huh?
You: ahwell ;p
You: then i would kiss you softly in the nek, stroking lightly on the back
Stranger: i come in in a rose red seethrough neglige, with a white bra and no panties
Stranger: i moan softly
You: then i kiss you on the mouth, and after a minute we start french kissing
Stranger: i tongue you deeply, pressing my breasts against your chests
You: we start cuddle and rolling back and forth
You: after some minutes we can't hold it and start doing it missionary, still frenching each other
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i need more foreplay babe
You: hmm, that's true
You: but you were already horny right?
Stranger: foreplay is another thing
You: ok, forget the last phrase
You: we start experiment and search are erogene zones
Stranger: horny-makeout-foreplay-naked-moe foreplay-oral-sex
You: i did the start, and you know more about it, wanna take the lead?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I pull off your shirt, and push you down onto the bed
Stranger: I tell you to take off my bra
You: front or back clip?
Stranger: you figure it out
You: i loose it on the front, with just 1 hand
Stranger: i move side to side, the bra is at my waist
Stranger: you can see my tits thrrough the neglige
Stranger: i ask you to suck on them
Stranger: i'm waiting babe
You: then i raise your dress, and start touching them with my tongue, going around them
You: and then start sucking on them
Stranger: i moan loudly and start to breathe harder
Stranger: I ask you to bite me
You: then i press my chest against your chest gently and start biting and sucking softly on your ears
Stranger: i coo and start to pull off your pants
You: while after i take off your dress
Stranger: i push you down on the bed, and ask you to bite my breasts

screwd | 17-04-09 | 13:16

Terwijl jullie falen in het uberhaubt beginnen van cybersex, heb ik goed gescoord. EN ik ben wel zo lief om het met jullie te delen!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you know what? I hate polar bears
You: hi
You: i hate panda bears
Stranger: fuck yeah!
Stranger: eatin our bamboo!
You: they are pole refugees
Stranger: I know
You: which got into oilcans
You: and now they are half black half white
You: fucking bitches i tell ya
Stranger: sex?
You: with a polar bear?
You: come, lets rape em
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: you
You: male
You: i think this won't work, am i right?
Stranger: how much do you weigh?
You: 67
Stranger: pounds?
Stranger: or kg?
You: what are you?
You: kg\
Stranger: female
Stranger: and 135 pounds, 5' 11.
You: how much that;s in kg and meter?
Stranger: kg=2.2 pouds
You: i didnt know woman could hate polar bears
You: nice weight!
Stranger: 3 feet=1 meter
You: cupsize?
You: so you're 1,70
You: same as me
Stranger: that's a little personal
You: but you're a stranger
Stranger: you go around asking strangers that?
Stranger: oh whatever
You: i don't mind telling the size of my dick either
Stranger: 30C, 34B.
Stranger: depending on brand
You: how much centimeter is a inch?
Stranger: the cup size various with lenth
You: wow, does those brands vary that much?
Stranger:
1 inch = 2.54 centimeters
Stranger: and yes\
You: make that 7,3 inches
Stranger: plus they get smaller when I eat salt, bigger near my period.
Stranger: 30 inches, not cm
You: during sex they also get bigger richt
Stranger: wouldn't know
Stranger: they probably get flushed with blood
Stranger: more sensitive
Stranger: I know I blush when I'm aroused
You: haha, well thats normal ;P
Stranger: haha
You: what's worth it if it feels like nothing happens
Stranger: huh?
You: that blushing makes it probably more fun
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i get embarassed
Stranger: I try to wear makeup and keep it from being too obvious
You: why?
You: to me it's a big turn on to be honest...
You: bet your partner is also embarassed
Stranger: welll
Stranger: now this is embarasssing
Stranger: I've not had sex.
You: me neither
Stranger: i see
You: age?
Stranger: no love for the polar bear haters, eh?
Stranger: 17
You: hehe, probably not
You: 17, that's young!
You: not compared to me, im 18
You: but being at your 17th a virgin isnt embarassing..
You: normal age is about 20 i think
Stranger: ha
Stranger: My mom had me at 18, my dad was 16
Stranger: my grandma, 18 when had my mom
You: wow
You: so 18+18+17 makes 53, young grandma
You: pull 5 off and you have my mom..
You: think about it, if you get kids on a year
You: and your kids at their 18th
You: they will have a grand grand grandma am i right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: which is why i need to have sex
You: ask your mom some tips
Stranger: that and i get horny twice a day
Stranger: my mom never talks sex
Stranger: learned it all from my dad, oddly enough
Stranger: question
Stranger: are you masturbating, right now?
You: well, parents arent crazy, they probably think you already have sex
You: well, actually not
Stranger: My dad thinks I should wait until I'm 22
You: well, it's for your own sake
You: at that age you are really fully grown
Stranger: I'm grown now!
Stranger: I'm taller than msot guys in my classes
You: that's not the point
You: you still grow slightly till your 23th
Stranger: so?
You: your dad doesnt want you pregnant until a adult age
Stranger: he's been a good dad and my mom a good mom and they'll be able to have a life when my brothers and sister move out, not just go to a nursing or funeral home!
You: i dont mean it like that
Stranger: still
Stranger: screw you I'
Stranger: m leaving
Stranger: bye
You: wtf did i do wrong?!
You: your just mad because i agree with your dad
Stranger: you just don't get i
Stranger: t
You: so why dont you just do it?
You: i wont get it if you wont exlain
Stranger: wtf is that supposed to mean?
You: all of a sudden i should be screwed, what for :/
Stranger: being so damn hot
Stranger: <3
You: are u kiddin me.. <o.O>
Stranger: tell me how you'd fuck me, i'm so damn horny
You: first i set the mood in the room
You: dim the light
You: with candles
You: and rose leaves
Stranger: oooh you're a romantic, huh?
You: ahwell ;p
You: then i would kiss you softly in the nek, stroking lightly on the back
Stranger: i come in in a rose red seethrough neglige, with a white bra and no panties
Stranger: i moan softly
You: then i kiss you on the mouth, and after a minute we start french kissing
Stranger: i tongue you deeply, pressing my breasts against your chests
You: we start cuddle and rolling back and forth
You: after some minutes we can't hold it and start doing it missionary, still frenching each other
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i need more foreplay babe
You: hmm, that's true
You: but you were already horny right?
Stranger: foreplay is another thing
You: ok, forget the last phrase
You: we start experiment and search are erogene zones
Stranger: horny-makeout-foreplay-naked-moe foreplay-oral-sex
You: i did the start, and you know more about it, wanna take the lead?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I pull off your shirt, and push you down onto the bed
Stranger: I tell you to take off my bra
You: front or back clip?
Stranger: you figure it out
You: i loose it on the front, with just 1 hand
Stranger: i move side to side, the bra is at my waist
Stranger: you can see my tits thrrough the neglige
Stranger: i ask you to suck on them
Stranger: i'm waiting babe
You: then i raise your dress, and start touching them with my tongue, going around them
You: and then start sucking on them
Stranger: i moan loudly and start to breathe harder
Stranger: I ask you to bite me
You: then i press my chest against your chest gently and start biting and sucking softly on your ears
Stranger: i coo and start to pull off your pants
You: while after i take off your dress
Stranger: i push you down on the bed, and ask you to bite my breasts
Stranger: i squeeze them together over your face
You: i pull you near me, so i can bite them softly while still laying on bed
Stranger: I ask you to bite harder
You: but i dont want to hurt you?
Stranger: I want a little pain, makes the pleasure better
You: then i bite a little bit harder and you let me notice what you like
Stranger: i start to blush, a lot
Stranger: i push up against you and you notice I'm wet
Stranger: I pull off your remaining clothes
Stranger: then a lay down and ask you go get on top
Stranger: Dominate me
You: i start to kiss you in the nek, with my left arm around your back and my righthand on your left buttcheek, squezing it.
You: switching again over to your ear, and go down your chest to your stomach
You: from your stomach i go to your thighs
Stranger: I raise my hips toward you, legs wide open, ebgging for you
You: and i tease you by kissing nearby, but still stay at your thighs
You: and very slowly i go down..
Stranger: i psh you off and grab your butt with both hands pulling your business end closer to mine
Stranger: I'm biting my lip and looking longingly at you
Stranger: I tell you to fuck me
Stranger: take me
You: i start to go slowly back and forth
Stranger: make me yours
You: turning in different axis
You: looking you deep in the eyes
Stranger: i'm bad with math, make it simpler and dirtier sweetie
You: i twist around with my hips to make it more intens for you
Stranger: ohhh
You: you close your eyes and move your head back of joy
Stranger: I keep my hands around your hips and use them to control how you fuck me
Stranger: I'm not cumming yet, not close
Stranger: grab my tits if you're fucking me
You: i grab your tits and massage them
You: i leave your business, and we switch positions
You: you get on top of me
You: you lay down on me, and stick our business together again
Stranger: i push against you, aming sure you're as deep in me as I can get you
You: and you grind me back and forth
Stranger: I ask you to go harder, tear me]
Stranger: I still feel like a virgin
You: having your legs spread makes you more thight
You: and start doing it faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

screwd | 17-04-09 | 13:16

Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?

You: 21/m/netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: 23 M CHINA
You: so, can I order a nr 53
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: And a nr 44 without hot peppers
Stranger: hot peppers is must
You: No, I do not wanna have hot peppers
Stranger: you wanna what
You: nr 44 wihou hot peppers
Stranger: nr 44 is what?
You: fu yang hai special, withou hot peppers
Stranger: a food?
Stranger: i donot know this food
You: what is this for louzy bussiness?
You: U need to know your own menu
Stranger: louzy? what's mean?
You: Never mnd, can I talk to the manager please?
Stranger: manager? i'm
You: Who is your Boss?
Stranger: my mother
You: Can I speak to her?
Stranger: she can not speak english
You: Why you offer our service to English talkinng people if you can't talk English
You: Never mind
You: Is there someone else talking English over there?
Stranger: i can she can not
Stranger: here is only two persons
You: Is there a e-mail adress were I can complain?
You: Cause your bussiness sucks
Stranger: oh i think so too
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: you can complain to this
You: Is this the email of the headquarter
Stranger: headquarter?
Stranger: no it's my dad
You: I wanna have the email of the headquarter
You: I have a feeling u don't take me serious

Datniet | 17-04-09 | 10:55

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ARE YOU NEWK
You: how do you know?
Stranger: say the thing then
You: the thing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Neliss | 17-04-09 | 08:05

Hoor net dat ik zuig hier in. That's making me cry

Stolker | 17-04-09 | 00:34

Stranger: Tell me you know english.
You: hi you have some money for me?
You: yes i know
Stranger: You have a paypal number for me?
You: velly good
You: send it to [email protected]
Stranger: Expect a payment of $2.50 within the next month. no joke. Pleasure doing business with you.

Stolker | 17-04-09 | 00:12

Epische shit...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi! I am looking for a Fins ikea meisje, seen one?
Stranger: yes
You: Tell me where!
You: I must know
Stranger: in my bedroom
Stranger: come get it
You: O crap, how far is the drive going to be?
Stranger: depnds
You: How far from Amsterdam?
Stranger: a Iong way
You: O well, nvm then :( Cya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Calysson | 17-04-09 | 00:10

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: this has got to be the most spammed useless site i ever met...
You: whats you thoughts?
You: your*
Stranger: something like that..
You: hahaha
You: just wondering what you thoughts about this were
Stranger: so... whats up?
You: idk, stoned, drunk blablba just bored i gues
You: how bout you
You: ?
Stranger: tired
Stranger: f, m?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hahhaha veel nerds die een onschuldig meisje zoeken cker ???

Ok_Insanity | 16-04-09 | 23:52

Stranger: I´m Electrik
You: I'm Plastik
Stranger: pole
You: hole
Stranger: clio en llamas
You: Clitoris en lamas?
Stranger: la vieja!
You: Co-la vieux
Stranger: panikero
You: Pannekoek
You: would you go to www.geenstijl.nl?
Stranger: Why
You: Because it can and you have to
Stranger: Sio de l'amcois
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

R-n-R | 16-04-09 | 22:42

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, this is Paul from Omegle.
Stranger: and?
You: We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address. This is a quick courtesy chat just to follow up those complaints as we need to hear both sides of the story before we take appropriate action. Hereby I would like to request you to stay calm and behave
Stranger: lewd behavior?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: u there?
Stranger: buddy?
You: Insults and other things
Stranger: insults????
Stranger: i have not insulted one person
Stranger: swear on my life
Stranger: is this a joke?
You: You see we have a program running on our server
You: which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation
Stranger: and?
You: I really do not know, I am connected automatically
You: It is just my simple job to warn you dear user
Stranger: what if the "obscene" words are mutual??
Stranger: i am confused, i have not insulted anybody
You: I am not sure, I am connected automatically
Stranger: so what do you want me to do?
You: stay calm and behave
Stranger: but that is the thing... i have been
Stranger: behaving
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take it easy
You: I have to inform you that you are on the watchlist now
You: which basically mean, if the program traces down 20 obscene words in 5 conversations time, you might get a ban of 3 days I am afraid
Stranger: huh??
Stranger: can you tell me what constitutes an obscene word??
You: You see we have a program running on our server
which traces down all the obscene words from a conversation noted with IP addresses
You: The program is set for words like, motherfucker, homo, asshole etc. (I believe, I was not the one to make the program)
Stranger: yeah you told me that already
Stranger: k and i have not said any of those words
Stranger: or nothing close to it
You: I believe you
Stranger: alright well thanks for the warning i guess
You: Thank you for your time and enjoy Omegle
Stranger: yep

chaos.2 | 16-04-09 | 22:39

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo im rosss
Stranger: but my friends call me big nigga ross
You: are you
Stranger: ye
You: hi nigger
Stranger: sup
You: soup?
Stranger: chicken
You: kentucky fried
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Zottelkopf | 16-04-09 | 22:25

Ehm............

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 12
Stranger: male
Stranger: horny
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: ;)
You: 89 female wett pussy
Stranger: wanna cyber?
Stranger: my dick is 4.5 inches hard
Stranger: right now
You: Oh young man, you are very naughty
Stranger: ooohhh
Stranger: im stroking so fast right now
You: Be carefull, you might hurt yourself
Stranger: can we cyber?
Stranger: please?
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 22:07

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi i am gay
You: Great, so am I
Stranger: i am chinese
Stranger: and u ?
You: Brazilian
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old r u
You: 22
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: r u top or bottom?
You: Mostly top
Stranger: i am bottom
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: I do have msn but no cam
Stranger: it is a pity that i can not talk with u
You: You are talking to me now
Stranger: if u do not mind u can add my msn
Stranger: i just want to talk with u more often
You: ok, what's your msn?
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: sorry
You: ok, mine is [email protected]

Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 22:04

dit is echt mijn nieuwe hobby :)

Neliss | 16-04-09 | 21:48

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello !
You: good evening
You: how are you today
Stranger: i'm fine, thx
Stranger: you?
You: explended
You: im fine thank you
You: you enjoy your time on earth?
Stranger: ofcourse!
You: good for you!
Stranger: you 't?
Stranger: don't*
You: sure i do, i love this place
Stranger: my keyboard is fucking with me..
You: wow, i want a keyboard like yours!
You: does it fuck a little well?
Stranger: it's the best partner i've ever had
You: hm... i might give it a try on day
You: does it have a numpad?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: is it a notebook?
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Hempieman | 16-04-09 | 21:07

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi im hungry.
You: Have some food
Stranger: but
Stranger: i dont have any :(
You: How come ?
Stranger: No money :(
You: Oh damn that sucks bigtime! Student?
Stranger: yup
You: Been there done that
Stranger: lol
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: usa
You: Netherlands here..
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Ze hebben het niet meer zo op Nederlanders volgens mij, na de aanval van de reaguurders.

Hamtaro | 16-04-09 | 20:32


3210 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hoooj
You: geil?
Stranger: what?
You: dat
Stranger: what´s geil?
You: wat jij niet bent?
You: Jugé en cour martiale, le sergent-chef avait été reconnu mercredi coupable de meurtre avec préméditation pour l'assassinat de ces détenus. Selon plusieurs témoignages, les quatre Irakiens qui avaient été capturés par l'armée, mais qui devaient être relâchés faute de preuves, ont été exécutés d'une balle dans la tête et jetés dans un canal du sud-ouest de Bagdad. Les corps n'ont jamais été retrouvés.

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Geil Kippetje | 16-04-09 | 20:17

OOk leuk: twee vensters openen, en dan de opmerkingen cross-posten (over en weer dus).

Geil Kippetje | 16-04-09 | 20:13

age sex location

hollandschevisch | 16-04-09 | 20:10

Wat is dat toch met het asl? KOmt vaak voor

Geil Kippetje | 16-04-09 | 20:04

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: Yooooooo
Stranger: over there
You: wassup
Stranger: howszszsz the shizsszszs
You: where ya from
Stranger: i'm from geenstijlland where the fuck you from?
You: califrorniJa!
You: where's geenstijland
You: Country or state?
Stranger: it is a big state
Stranger: in the USA
You: where? europe?
Stranger: dont you know
You: No way... usa??
You: where?
You: Not a state for sure
Stranger: No it is!
Stranger: asshole!
Stranger: you're being racist
Stranger: it's a new state
You: Dag lelijke sukkel!!!! hahahahaha! PoWNED!!!
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LuckyBastard | 16-04-09 | 19:45

LOL @ der maupmeister xD

hollandschevisch | 16-04-09 | 19:39

Stranger: heyy
You: o===8
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der maupmeister | 16-04-09 | 19:15

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sarah?
You: no abraham
Stranger: oh, fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 18:47

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 58 / Shemale / Germany
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mannetje! | 16-04-09 | 18:30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: banaan
Stranger: bien mucho jes
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Ghostieboy | 16-04-09 | 18:19

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: didn't i talk to you last time?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ill end you
You: really?
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Ghostieboy | 16-04-09 | 17:56

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: bye
Stranger: way
You: way not?
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haha... Lol

The Seraph | 16-04-09 | 17:29

You: welkom op het vragenuurtje van Dr. Johan
You: wat kan ik voor u betekenen?
Stranger: fucku
You: that's not nice!
You: Gilles de la Tourette I suppose?
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RobRob83 | 16-04-09 | 16:48

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hoera!
Stranger: boy ?
You: Yes. I am homosexual.
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De Mannelijke Homo | 16-04-09 | 16:33

Stranger: I am an eighteen year old horny girl
You: me too!
Stranger: ferdi
You: wie?
Stranger: im wheelchaired
You: Nice
Stranger: well its fun, but its not nice:(
You: i lost my left leg
Stranger: ye i lost my both legs
You: so i cant walk to school
Stranger: tried to commit a suicide
You: so i lay in bed all day
You: playing with myself
Stranger: nice
You: why dont we meet up
You: and have wheelchair races
Stranger: sure
You: allright
You: meet u in a sec

waarom?daarom! | 16-04-09 | 16:06

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bob?!is that you?!!
You: hai GS
Stranger: ?
You: gsf5?
Stranger: ksjhglkjdhfg
You: ja duhhhhhhhhhh,jij bent af!!!
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: totally
You: ik plak of jij plak?
Stranger: what the fuck?
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lol

appart | 16-04-09 | 16:00

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where are you form
You: from
You: Lolz
You: I said form
Stranger: how do you feel about jews?
You: Feel... hahah very funny.... cuz im paralized right?
You: i cant feel shit
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Florisb | 16-04-09 | 15:55

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Where are you form
You: from
You: Lolz
You: I said form
Stranger: how do you feel about jews?
You: Feel... hahah very funny.... cuz im paralized right?
You: i cant feel shit

Florisb | 16-04-09 | 15:55

nou ja, lame....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Good day
You: waazup
Stranger: asl
Stranger: everything
Stranger: that was hanging
You: gravity's a bitch eh.
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Sethje | 16-04-09 | 15:45

Volgens mij beginnen ze nu echt genoeg van ons te krijgen ;o)

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: Yo To
Stranger: from?
You: Holland
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 15:45

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi:)
You: Hollekidee
Stranger: asl?
You: adhd
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 15:43

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: ushi says hi
You: spambot
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Sethje | 16-04-09 | 15:42

net een reaguurster uit grun, wordt de verbinding verbroken.

meld je bij

El Pato | 16-04-09 | 15:42

yes het eerste Finse meisje dat ik tegen kom:P

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hoi
You: holland
Stranger: i see that::)
Stranger: sex? age?
You: man
You: 16
You: you?
Stranger: 19, female
You: ok where u from?
Stranger: finland
You: ah nice
Stranger: so, hows life?
You: fine
You: you?
Stranger: oh just chilling

Markvoetbalgek1 | 16-04-09 | 15:41

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You like sex?
You: lol
Stranger: xD
You: dunno ... never had
You: im 14 years old
Stranger: Awh man, you're missing--
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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1n5p3ct0r | 16-04-09 | 15:01

-weggejorist-

Esum | 16-04-09 | 14:28

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'ma huntin jews, you in?
You: Cartman??
You: Is that you?
Stranger: erm no
Stranger: this is David
You: Oh.
Stranger: I <3 jews
You: Well in that case...
Stranger: you a jew?
You have disconnected.

Esum | 16-04-09 | 14:27

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hallu
Stranger: asl+
You: my girlfriend dumped me today
Stranger: naww bby
You: she cheated with my bestfriend
Stranger: sweden ?
You: I'm going to kill myself
You: bye

fish1806 | 16-04-09 | 14:21

Sorry voor de caps, maar dat hoort een beetje bij dit gesprek:

Stranger: I'm Darth Vader, who are you?
You: DADDY!
Stranger: LUKE?
You: DAAAD!!!!
Stranger: GIVE PAPA A HUG!
You: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH DADDY
You: YOU WERE GONE FOR SO LONG
Stranger: I KNOW, I WAS FUCKING THAT PRINCESS, BUT NOW I'M HOME
You: FINALLY
You: CAN WE LIVE IN PEACE NOW?
Stranger: YES, DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?
You: BUT
Stranger: CAUSE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WERE A LITTLE MAD
You: WHERE WERE YOU WITH ALL MY BIRTHDAYS
You: GODDAMNIT DAD
You: NO LETTERS OR ANYTHING
You: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Stranger: I TOLD YOU, I WAS TAKING CARE OF THE UNIVERSE
Stranger: SO YOU CAN LIVE IN A BETTER PLACE
You: WITH ONE ARM?!
Stranger: I BOUGHT YOU A NEW ONE!
Stranger: AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU CAN HAVE MY ARM!
You: YEA WELL THAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO FOR ME
You: BUT THANKS DAD
Stranger: I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, WE'LL GAMES TOGETHER, I'LL BE A GOOD DAD
Stranger: PLAY*

RightSide | 16-04-09 | 14:20

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEllo
You: ninjas or pirates ?
Stranger: pirates definitely
You: great choice
Stranger: thanks:P
You: fish or fishsticks ?
Stranger: fishsticks
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Snorkelkip | 16-04-09 | 14:15

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: holland
Stranger: you?
You: lol
You: ik ook
You: geenstijl gelezen?
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fish1806 | 16-04-09 | 14:13

LOLCOPTER... een domme belg...

Stranger: welke kledij draag je?
You: niets bijzonders
Stranger: vertel
You: grijze joggingpants, topje
Stranger: er onder?
You: hahah, nounou, jij bent nieuwsgierig
You: maar waarom wil je weten wat ik voor ondergoed aan heb?
You: misschien wel niets.......
You: speel je nu met jezelf?
Stranger: ja, ik smijt een springbal tegen de muur
You: ik bedoelde of je met je pik aan het spelen was
Stranger: waarom zou ik
You: wat is jouw msn????
Stranger: [email protected]

Salsadippert | 16-04-09 | 14:05

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: urinating in a bottle......
Stranger: okey....¨
You: its nice.......
You: pis jugs are my life....
Stranger: okay
Stranger: are you crazy???!!!
You: been a formely trucker....
Stranger: how old are you?
You: the way of the road buddie..
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export_beer | 16-04-09 | 14:02

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: im from china
You: Oh no
Stranger: what?
You: That's too bad.
Stranger: dont like chinese?
Stranger: or you are a chinese?
You: Well it's not that.
Stranger: at least, u have not cut the conversation yet...
You: But if you were Dutch you would have won € 3.000.000
You: You however get nothing...
You: Too bad.
Stranger: not that bad
You: No? you already have a lot of money?
Stranger: i never suppose to earn money here
Stranger: why should i feel sorry?
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Well, you could have cheated.
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: i dont care
You: Here's some advice, next time you say you're from Holland ok.
You: Success guaranteed!!
You: W00t
Stranger: im not good at cheating
Stranger: and im proud of my country
You: It's very easy, i already told you how to win.
You: XD
Stranger: no thank you
Stranger: good night
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Esum | 16-04-09 | 14:00

You: laat me raden nederlander?
Stranger: china
You: ook goed
Stranger: u?
You: japan
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orgasHuismus | 16-04-09 | 13:51

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

DeGroteBozeWolvin | 16-04-09 | 13:43

Stranger: knock knock
You: hello stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: antartica
You: near you?
Stranger: jeah
Stranger: im from finland
You: wicked
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Stranger: age?
You: sorry, computer taking over
You: Hit it!
You: Tadadadam, tadam, tadam... cant touch this
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ChaoticNeutral | 16-04-09 | 13:41

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you're from
You: Japan
You: u
Stranger: Japan wow, i'm from the netherlands also known as holland
You: do you know 'geenstijl'
Stranger: nope
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krep fees | 16-04-09 | 13:27

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: wasap?
Stranger: not much
You: same here
Stranger: do yo like fishsticks?
You: bit bored
Stranger: you*
You: yeha i do, but im no gay fish
You: like kanye west?
Stranger: yes you are
Stranger: :P
You: he's pretty gay and a fish to me
Stranger: lol, i like his music though
You: like boerenkool?
Stranger: boerenkool?
You: yeah boerenkool
Stranger: ehm.. sure
You: wtf r u talking about?
Stranger: what are you talking about?
You: you dont even know hwat it is:S
Stranger: I do actually
Stranger: want ik ben gewoon nederlands
You: hehe gs?
Stranger: ja xD
You: nice (H)
Stranger: ik ben alleen nog maar nederlanders tegen gekomen hier
You: net 2 chickies [email protected]
Stranger: hebben ze webcam?
You: ff toevoegen en posten plakken op gs
You: geen id

Nhyjlzis | 16-04-09 | 13:24

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dissconect .. uuuhhh what does this button do ?

You have disconnected.

orgasHuismus | 16-04-09 | 13:14

[email protected]
ff ontfutseld -> Guy, 18, Finland

Ik geile Zweedse chick ;)

krep fees | 16-04-09 | 12:53

Stranger: boring
Stranger: u?
You: this site is boring
You: I am checking out Francisco from Jeauleau
Stranger: cool
You: he's my hero on twitter
Stranger: wow
Stranger: where a u from
You: From hell
Stranger: cool
You: no
You: hot
Stranger: - -

overVecht | 16-04-09 | 12:42

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Stranger: brown
You: FAIL!
You have disconnected.

licht86 | 16-04-09 | 12:15


errug flauw maar wel leuk...

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You: beep
Stranger: Ä㻪¿ÆµÄ°É£¿
You: beep beep
You: beep beep
Stranger: .....
You: beep beep
Stranger: asl£¿
You: beep beep beep
You: communication for retards....
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export_beer | 16-04-09 | 12:01


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's happening
You: is that you grandpa???
Stranger: yes, little roo
You: its me Timmy!!!
Stranger: hello young man
Stranger: i've missed you
You: you banging grandma still yet???
Stranger: unfortunately your grandmother and i have not had sex in over 30 years!
Stranger: man grandpa really needs to bust a nut
Stranger: you know what i'm sayin, timmy?
You: holy jesus grandpa!!!! it's time to take action!!!
Stranger: but what should i do?
You: buddie, i can help you!!!
You: I know some one...
You: you like sluts grandpa???
Stranger: is "she" a very beautiful young "woman"
Stranger: you know, grandson, i've been meaning to tell you that your grandmother and i have been divorced for 30 years.
Stranger: the truth is..... i'm gay....
Stranger: do you remember meeting todd?
You: she's just like a fine bottle of wine grandpa...... riping within the years...
Stranger: todd has been my boyfriend for ages!
You: yes i remember todd
Stranger: he's been giving it to me for decades!
You: ..... he want to inspect my anus a couple of years ago
Stranger: we're not just best friends, we're best boyfriends
Stranger: well you know, old men like us
Stranger: sometimes we get a little rowdy
Stranger: a sweet young ass like yours
Stranger: hard to pass up.
You: can i join you... because im a little gay
You: but this is incest......... its nice
Stranger: i dont know.... incest is supposed to be wrong and all...
Stranger: but it just feels so..... right....
You: i wont tell anyone...
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TIMMY
Stranger: COME GIVE YOUR GRANDPA A BIG HUG
You: yeah grandpa YEAH... you got a boner now???
You: holy shit i do...
Stranger: ok i'm going to step out of character here for a moment and say that this is incredibly frightening.
Stranger: in fact, i'm not going to continue.
You: but grandpaneed u....... i
Stranger: i know. i know.
You: i need your riping cock... please ride me grandpa!!!!!
Stranger: come give me a hug grandson
Stranger: are you hugging me?
You: call me grandpa!!!! call me!!!!
You: I need your dick real hard
Stranger: i'm sorry, grandson.... that pain you feel is the knife i just slid into your vertabre
Stranger: you see, i was sent from the future to kill you
Stranger: in the future you create a weapon that destroys all of mankind
Stranger: i had no choice
Stranger: i love you, timmy
You: come on buddie... cant we all just get along...??
You: ride me cowboy!!!!!
Stranger: goodnight sweet prince
You: you are a real cowboy grandpa
Stranger: i will miss you
Stranger: i will make sure your funeral is taken care of
You: no grandpa no!!!!
Stranger: sure will miss all those fun times we had together, timmy.
You: i must find a solution!!!!
Stranger: i will give you a good eulogy
You: i need your dick grandpa!!!!!
Stranger: i will leave out the part about me murdering you because you create a weapon that destroys all of mankind in the future
Stranger: i know you never intended to destroy mankind
You: goddamn grandpa!!!! i need it real hard
Stranger: it was just an accident
Stranger: but sometimes accidents need to be prevented
You: come on grandpa , give it to me!!!
Stranger: besides, i'm the only one who will ever know what happened here.
Stranger: the future will be forever changed.
Stranger: humanity will prosper
Stranger: and it's all thanks to your sacrifice, timmy
Stranger: goodbye my little timmy
You: oh mom gets in,,, maybe she wants to ride......
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export_beer | 16-04-09 | 11:46

Inderdaad veel zinloze dingen gezien, maar dit slaat wel echt alles.......

clint | 16-04-09 | 11:40

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: The only real Wim Heitinga here
Stranger: a
You: and you?
Stranger: !!
Stranger: cc
Stranger: where are you from
You: hmm
You: Do you know if Ans is here?
Stranger: nope
You: pity
Stranger: - -
You: tell her to call Wim when she's online
Stranger: ok

clint | 16-04-09 | 11:40

Stranger: hi my name is stranger
You: high five stranger
Stranger: high five low five
You: youre a dutch cunt or what?
Stranger: yes i am
You: many dutch guys here
You: sorry for in the begin
You: its to fock some chinese wankers
Stranger: yes they are terrorizing this site XD
You: lol
You: why
Stranger: because our boss tells us to do that
You: lol youre boss?
Stranger: yes
You: who's youre boss
Stranger: Satan
You: Satan dat vind ik toch zo ontzettende zoutzak
Stranger: lol nl...
You: uiteraard !
You: haha
You: high five ;)
Stranger: high five
You: smile
Stranger: :D
You: je staat op geenstijl =D

orgasHuismus | 16-04-09 | 11:32

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: geenstijl.nl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ik win :P

wouter3828 | 16-04-09 | 11:30

Stranger: shen me yisi?
You: ni hao senzei
Stranger: senzei shi shen me yi si?
You: senzei nigosaki honda civic?
Stranger: ni go saki bushi honda shi toyota
You: ni go saki bushi hyuandai
Stranger: budong ni's meas shi wah
You: nee ik zei toch 1 nummer 33 met sambal !!!

orgasHuismus | 16-04-09 | 11:13

Ik heb het ook geprobeerd.
You: are you a student?
You: student in technology?
Stranger: i work for my governmentt
Stranger: no
You: government in china?
You: you are lucky then
Stranger: i have already finish my study
Stranger: yes
You: I saw china at TV
Stranger: nothing ,just for my life,hehe
You: what did you study?
Stranger: navigation ...
You: navigation onine?
You: online
Stranger: no no..
You: navigation on a ship?
Stranger: at sea
You: cool
Stranger: yes
You: and you work for the government
You: in an office
Stranger: but i am working on land
Stranger: yes
You: why not at sea?
Stranger: hehe,so many reasons...

You: Many students in europe from china
Stranger: yes
You: groups of them
Stranger: and all of the wold
You: sure
You: Its nice to travel around the world
You: to see other countries
You: but it's also good to have a job in government
Stranger: sorry,i have to go,something to do
You: ok

juriste | 16-04-09 | 11:10

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi sexy
You: hey stranger
Stranger: how
Stranger: dare you
Stranger: Hungry?
Stranger: I am thirsty
Stranger: and hungry
Stranger: You?
You: What would you like
Stranger: What about you?
You: i'm thirsty
You: can you replenisch me
Stranger: A Vagina with sprinkled sugar, Ill get a extra large coke a cola, tit milk, Camel Toe Mac and ill have a warm apple pie. thx
You: I don't like sugar :|
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: fine
Stranger: be that way
Stranger: I am female by the way
You: oh - from
Stranger: your anus
You: I'm from Bluto
Stranger: I am from your closet
You: U like finland
Stranger: Finland? Is that land so thin it could break into 3 and drift off?
You: Yes sorry to say, but true as a whale
Stranger: I live on the streets
You: I've got a street
Stranger: same
You: wanna live in mine ?
Stranger: I own it bitch
Stranger: FUCK YOU saggy balls
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Kilt Lifter | 16-04-09 | 11:04

Geniaal programma. Speelt precies in op de huidige generatie die niet langer dan 1 minuut met iets bezig kan zijn.

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Stranger: hi
You: How 'bout Geert Wilders?
Stranger: who?
You: Geert Wilders
You: aka Geert van Wilder
Stranger: unknown
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Steve0510 | 16-04-09 | 10:52


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: we must take action!!!!
Stranger: ...............
You: they coming...... they coming....
Stranger: who??
You: those sons of bitches are coming!!!!
Stranger: oh.........
You: would ya help me buddie????
You: help me buddie!!!!
Stranger: but it is too far
You: call the FBI... those poor little bastards are coming!!!!
You: lock your door buddie!!!!
Stranger: i am in china
Stranger: .......
You: buddie.... we've got a situation overhere...
You: those goddamn bodysnatchers are coming!!!!!!
You: WILL you help me buddie???

You: come on buddie... help me to exterminate those sons of bitches!!!!!
Stranger: i hopeto help you .........
You: call the authorities buddie!!!!!!! they already landed here in Wyoming!!!!
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or save this log or send us feedback. hello buddie!! are you there

export_beer | 16-04-09 | 10:42

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You: get fucked
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Mouth Of The South | 16-04-09 | 10:29

Volgens mij worden ze doodziek van alle reaguurders:
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Stranger: holland?
You: ja
Stranger: i'm sure
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Harrie Turtle | 16-04-09 | 10:14

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boe :)
You: hi
You: nice day?
Stranger: perfect dayt
You: where are you?
Stranger: From Holland and you ?
You: ik ook
Stranger: altijd makkelijk :)
Stranger: een geenstijler ?
You: via geen stijl hier gekomen?
Stranger: yup.. jij ook ?
You: toevallig he
You: gehoord van de nieuwe film van wilders?
Stranger: Ik wil niet weten hoeveel nederlanders er nu hier rondwandelen
Stranger: yup.. gehoord ja
Stranger: ben benieuwd wat het gaat worden
You: woon in spanje, eindelijk mooi weer hier
Stranger: oee ernstig lekker !!
Stranger: hier nu ook een paar mooie dagen gehad
You: nou het was een genoegen, adieu
Stranger: gegroet
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W.v.O.N. | 16-04-09 | 09:30

You: HI
Stranger: yes
You: BYE
Stranger: my god

progressief | 16-04-09 | 08:29

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: USA
You: you?
Stranger: Netherlands
You: Poep
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Where did you learn that ?
You: Nice country.. Learned that in school
Stranger: Legal weed :]
Stranger: hehe
You: But my teacher also learned me Neuken in de Keuken
You: She was really good at it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why do they learn always the same words :P
You: Amsterdam!
Stranger: Hell yeah !:D
You: Lekker in je sterretje
Stranger: hehe :]
You: They learned me a lot of words.. I had a great teacher
Stranger: Do they learn you dutch on school ?
You: Yes they do
You: In the US we love Holland; especially the wallen
Stranger: Cheap girls :)
Stranger: They are closing it a bit down though
You: And of course Volendam
Stranger: Lot of criminals
You: Jantje Smit is number one in the charts here!
Stranger: Don't think so :P
You: It's true
You: He kicked off Frans Bauer
Stranger: Are you sure you are from the USA ?
You: Powned!
Stranger: My name is Rutger Castricum
Stranger: you ?

mike5534 | 16-04-09 | 07:57

You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19, f, uk. u? <-- :-)
Stranger: 25 m
Stranger: jap
Stranger: msn?

HJDB | 16-04-09 | 07:51

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Morning
Stranger: hi
You: name?
Stranger: afternoon here ,haha
You: :D
You: where you from?
Stranger: my name is yocol
You: your kidding
Stranger: why
You: there you lekker mee
Stranger: r u girl or boy?
You: me a girl
You: i am a 16 your old girl from Finland
Stranger: ÄãºÃ,ÃÀÅ®
You: you?
Stranger: boy,22,china
Stranger: far distant between us
You: Can you tell me how to make kooloeyoek
You: o really love it!
You: That lekkere balletjes
Stranger: kooloeyoek?whats it?
You: you dont no kooloeyoek?
You: shame on you!
You: you can find it in maandmenu B
Stranger: you,v got so many strange words...
You: you gotta work on your Engelands i suppose
Stranger: engelands?do you mean english?
You: ow yes, i am sorry..

Culemborg | 16-04-09 | 07:43

Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm gay thank you
You: and you?
Stranger: feelin pretty gay myself
You: so you love the bum
Stranger: nah, i'm just happy, faggot

Vali | 16-04-09 | 03:56

Stranger: heyy
You: eeeey
You: maar wat vind jij, sesamstraat weer naar half 7 ?
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Frikanbatsie | 16-04-09 | 03:11

-weggejorist-

der maupmeister | 16-04-09 | 03:08

You: ur from tha usa?
Stranger: sorry no the uk
You: hehe im duthc
Stranger: aha like the weed i smoke :)
You: lol cant even freekin spell me own nationality
You: u ever been 2 amsterdam?>
Stranger: no bt i wana go
Stranger: d coffeeshops dere sound frickin amazin
You: its awesome, can assure y that
You: one thing
You: just dont do paddo's
You: :P
You: they may you see things that arent there
Stranger: a hugeeeeeeeeeee range of diff ganja dat u can smoke in d shop
You: with paddos people sometimes jump out of windows 3 stories high:P
You: yeah i just keep it to weed;)
Stranger: aha tbf u makin me wana try it
You: lol ur suicidal?
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: jus sounds like a funky trip
You: haha
You: close the windows beforehand
Stranger: lmao
You: take the balcony, much easier;)
Stranger: haha

l4mp | 16-04-09 | 02:56

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: hows it going
You: but... youre the stranger...
You: I'm fine
You: you?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: yea just fine
Stranger: where r u from?
You: us, you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from holland
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: cool
Stranger: u?
You: how did you get here?
You: girl
Stranger: i found this link on a website
You: cool, me too
Stranger: pretty funny
Stranger: talking to strangers hehe
You: yeah, though there are a lot of freaks
Stranger: yea just disconnect them
You: I do, but its annoying
Stranger: where in the US r u from?
You: florida
Stranger: nice
You: yeah, I love the sun
Stranger: so do i, too bad i live in holland
You: not much sun there?
Stranger: well today was pretty sunny though\
You: cool
You: or not, hehe
Stranger: we have a typical summer and winter
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: during the winter its sooo cold
You: oh
Stranger: and in the summer it can be very hot
You: I'd hate that
You: the cold part
Stranger: yea
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im 29
Stranger: and you?
You: 20
Stranger: ah
Stranger: r u still in school?
You: no, I work at a restaurant
You: but I want to travel
Stranger: nice, i used to do that too
You: work at a restaurant or travel?
Stranger: hehe both
You: hihi
Stranger: i work in the IT business right now
Stranger: i went to the US last year
Stranger: loved it
You: cool, where in the us?
Stranger: california
Stranger: i have some friends living in LA
Stranger: so i could stay with them
You: cool
Stranger: yea
Stranger: ever been to europe?
You: once, when I was really young
You: so not really
Stranger: hehe
You: is it true you can smoke weed in holland?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i dont though..... gives me a headache
You: hihi, weird
Stranger: but not everywhere
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: there are certain "coffeeshops" where ur allowed to smoke
Stranger: and you can buy it there
You: ok, guess thats pretty confusing, people walking into the wrong coffeeshops :P
Stranger: ull notice hehe
You: yeah I guess
Stranger: and smell :)
You: haha
You: whats your name?
Stranger: maurice
Stranger: yours?
You: Lee
Stranger: hi lee
You: hi :)
You: what do you do aside from working?
Stranger: its funny cuz when my friends from LA where here, they couldnt get over the fact they sell weed over the counter here :)
You: I cant really imagine it either
Stranger: well im really into music
You: what kind of music?
Stranger: in the weekends i play as dj
Stranger: mostly techno related music
Stranger: but i like lotsa music
Stranger: and what do u do besides workin?
You: I play guitar, and I like to go to the beach
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'd love to be able to play guitar
You: mostly swimming though, unlike most people
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: i played waterpolo for a few years
You: cool
You: it really helps you keep in shape
Stranger: yea swimming is good
Stranger: need to do it more often
Stranger: but we dont have a beach hehe
You: aww
Stranger: yea then i have to drive for 2 hours
You: hihi, thats a bit much yeah
Stranger: so at what kinda restaurant do you work?
You: a seafood restaurant
You: but I dont like seafood myself :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and do you like to go out in the weekends?
You: yeah, but I cant get in at most places
Stranger: oh yea thats right
Stranger: need to be 21 right?
You: just 1 more month though :)
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: over here its 16 :)
Stranger: sometimes 18
You: to drink?
Stranger: yea
You: hihi, your country gets weirder and weirder
Stranger: 16 for beer and wine
18 for heavy liquor
Stranger: yea its very different haha
You: what do you prefer?
Stranger: i dont drink a lot, but what i like a mix of bacardi and coke
Stranger: dont like beer
You: I had it a couple of times, didnt really like it either
You: maareh, je moet mensen op internet echt eens wat minder gaan vertrouwen, smile :)
You: sorry kerel
You: te leuk om niet eens een keer te proberen
Stranger: godver
Stranger: normaal trap ik er nie snel in
Stranger: netjes
You: dankje dankje
Stranger: hehe
You: ik ben ook voorzichtig
Stranger: das de truuk ja
You: reaguurder?
Stranger: uiteraard
You: 't was te verwachten
Stranger: half finland zit hier inmiddels
You: Lee_Uskes, aangenaam
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: aangenaam
Stranger: shit dat had ik nie verwacht man

Lee_Uskes | 16-04-09 | 02:42

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You: Hello, this is Gary from Omegle customer relations. Would you mind if I took a survey consisting of five questions about this service?
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: lets do this
You: 1 - How long have you been using Omegle?
Stranger: for 4 days I believe
You: 2 - Where or how did you learn about Omegle?
Stranger: on a forum a guy made a topic about it
Stranger: www. teamliquid.net
Stranger: gaming forum
You: Okay.
You: 3 - Did you use this service on different platforms? If so, which? (more than one pc, phone, palmtops etc.)
Stranger: only my notebooks
You: Could you specify the number of different notebooks?
Stranger: sorry my english is a bit off by now
Stranger: only 1 notebook what I use
You: How many notebooks? :)
You: Okay.
You: 4 - Have you encountered any technical issues in Omegle? If so, what kind of operating system and browser are you using?
Stranger: well I have
Stranger: the conversation before this
Stranger: I was talking to myself
You: Could you clarify this?
Stranger: the system was streaming back what i was typing
Stranger: but there was random characters added
You: What kind characters?
Stranger: random totally
Stranger: like
Stranger: i was asking
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: reply:
You: You did not encounter a patron?
Stranger: ho!w arae yo:u ??
Stranger: hmm?
Stranger: wait i look for it in a dictionary 1 sec
You: Well, this is a known bug indeed.
You: What kind of operating system and browser are you using?
Stranger: latest firefox and windows xp
You: What service pack of Windows XP are you using?
Stranger: third
You: Thanks, we are already looking into this matter and your feedback is greatly appreciated.
You: 5 - Have you recently been offended by a Stranger, have you recently offended your local laws through this service, or are you planning to offend your local laws through this service?
Stranger: okay np
Stranger: hmm is this about pedophilia? :P
Stranger: no
Stranger: there are a lot of trolls though
You: We have reason to believe that pedophilic intentions may be launched through this service.
Stranger: yes i can believe that
You: Could you specify the word troll?
Stranger: well it's a net sleng for people on forums
Stranger: who just try to anger you, or being stupid intentionally etc.
You: Could you give me an example?
Stranger: for example
Stranger: do you know about rick rolling?
You: No.
Stranger: whatever
You: But I may look into this what you call rick rolling with a collegue.
Stranger: there are several guys who start a conversation, copy a stupid pictures made of characters than leave
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it's quite a famous phenomenon
You: Okay, we will also look into this matter.
You: We thank you for your cooperation, you have just made Omegle a safer and nicer place on the web.
If you want to receive further information upon the Omegle chatservice you can now leave your e-mail adress behind. This will subscribe you to the exclusive Omegle news-letter.
Stranger: haha standard text again
Stranger: see you
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New_Utero | 16-04-09 | 02:33

You: dont leave me!!!
Stranger: leave you?
Stranger: like?
You: leave me on the chat!!!
Stranger: why would i leave you?
You: pehleassse
You: everyone leaves......
Stranger: well..
Stranger: i wont..
You: in 2 minutes
Stranger: i promise..
You: yeah?
You: promise?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so..
Stranger: what do you wanna talk about?
You: oooooow you R to nice so I will leave yoy
You: bye bye

wokkiewok | 16-04-09 | 02:23

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dazzle me with your brilliance.
You: Hi
You: * dazzle*
Stranger: ooo, good job.
You: What's your greatest sin??????
You: TELL ME!!!
Stranger: well...
You: NOW!
Stranger: forced confessional?
You: (im a poerfect stranger so what the fuck
Stranger: there was this one time...
You: yeah.. .. .
Stranger: at band camp...
You: go on go on
Stranger: we killed a band member and ate his spleen
You: Yah we all did that at one time didn't we
Stranger: and the troubling thing is...
You: NOT
You: huh tell me yeah @[email protected]
Stranger: we liked it. the taste, i mean.
You: No use to ask where you from then I guess
Stranger: of course you may.
You: You are a canibal from dark congo
Stranger: um, decidedly not.
You: You are the real Paul mc Cartney?
Stranger: no, the real paul mccartney is a genius and i'd never pretend to be him.
You: But you ate the fake McCratney right?
Stranger: no, his name was freddy michaelson.
You: * calling 911*
You: lol
Stranger: ok, i'm waiting for them.
You: hahahaaaa
Stranger: it's bothered me long enough.
Stranger: i need to repay my debt to society.
You: It's ok now, it's ok now
Stranger: no, it's not. it'll never be ok.
You: No and it can never be made undone
Stranger: i know. that's why i can't sleep at night.
Stranger: poor freddy was never given a proper burial.
Stranger: however...
You: Well being eaten and dropped in a toilet is a proper burial in some way
Stranger: his bones were still there when we went back a few years ago.
Stranger: no one had ever found them.
You: You went back too?
Stranger: oh yeah, there were 6 of us still alive.
Stranger: we all went.
You: * calling freddy'smother*
Stranger: to pay respects, as it were.
Stranger: we told her, but there's no evidence we did it.
Stranger: she already knows.
You: What an amazing confession
You: * Calling Ophrah*
Stranger: yeah. so what about you?
You: My greatest sin?.... hmmm I never made a top 10
Stranger: a top 10?
You: I guess setting fire to a mosque was not very nice
Stranger: probably not. were there people inside?
You: No it was at night but it allmost caused a civil war here in Holland
Stranger: wow. good work, i'm impressed.
You: Yeah it was on the news and the parlament were talking avbout it too
You: It was al my fault
Stranger: excellent work. are you an anarchist?
You: But I don't regret it
You: I'm an atheist
You: I hate religion
Stranger: i didn't type antichrist, did i?
Stranger: i typed anarchist.
You: for once: no!
You: But I am certainly AN anti-christ
Stranger: totally different thing. anarchists hate politics, ruling classes, established ways of doing things, etc.
You: Yeah but who doesn't hate all that
Stranger: well...
You: you?
Stranger: so, you're from holland?
You: Yeah were you from?
Stranger: usa
You: Thats a big term
You: What state?
Stranger: one of them
You: Ah that one,,,,,
Stranger: been there?
You: No not in that one
You: The other one on the left
Stranger: you should. it's lovely.
You: I likke Pebble beach
You: I dream of Pebble beach
Stranger: you might know a friend of mine in holland.
You: of course
Stranger: her name is elisabeth.
You: ELISABETH!!!!!
Stranger: sure.
You: from geenstijl.nl
Stranger: um, no.
You: ohhhh.
You: queen?
Stranger: nope. guess again.
You: Elisabeth is a sexy name
Stranger: i think so. she's a sexy girl.
You: I never met an Elisabeth that isn't horney as hell
Stranger: tall, thin, and she has dark blonde hair.
Stranger: she is. all the time.
You: Isn't it strange that all elisabeths are good looking
Stranger: i've met some that weren't so much.
You: No It's true : google-image the name elisabeth
Stranger: i have. she wasn't on it.
Stranger: sadly enough.
You: hahaha
Stranger: i miss her.
You: Don;t loose sexy chick m8
You: Don't let them go !!!
Stranger: she had to go home for a while to see her parents.
You: Lock them up in your cellar
Stranger: she only likes that under some conditions.
Stranger: well, as stimulating and engaging as this conversation has been, i must go.
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wakkere_nederlander | 16-04-09 | 02:08

Stranger: i have only talked to one other person
Stranger: he seemed nice though.
You: what was he like?
Stranger: hehe.. true true true. ;)
Stranger: idk
Stranger: normal
Stranger: average
Stranger: idk
Stranger: from belgium
You: hmm, good enough :P
Stranger: just bored.
You: belgium, wheres that?
Stranger: no idea haha
You: in europe?
Stranger: yeah i think

Lee_Uskes | 16-04-09 | 02:04

Mocht iemand SOMETHING willen uitleggen...

Anvers666 | 16-04-09 | 01:44

waarbij aard in mijn naam staat voor aardappelschillerdt

volautomatische_aard | 16-04-09 | 01:34

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: psst... neuken?
Stranger: wel goed bukken he
You: cker
You: als jij ff slikt
You: maken we er een mooi avontuur van
You: geenstijl zeker
Stranger: POWNED
You: ik ook
You: was op zoek naar fokkers om uit te schelden
Stranger: paste/copy dan maar?
You: hehe
You: smile
You: je staat op geenstijl

volautomatische_aard | 16-04-09 | 01:33

You: meh?
Stranger: hi stranger
You: hi
Stranger: no, the other one
You: ow u
Stranger: me?
You: think so ?
Stranger: perhaps you're right
You: indeed
Stranger: another one from us?
You: but what if there's someone else :|
Stranger: a big brother?
You: yeah
You: or a small fish ?
Stranger: there are about 5 big brothers and about 5,5 billion small fishes
Stranger: still counting
You: hmmm
You: but that fish wants world domination ?
Stranger: how is delphin called in english?
You: dolphin ?
Stranger: THEY want world domination
Stranger: the look nice and play, but they are dangerous
You: yeah i know
You: those evil monsters
Stranger: you are on the right way to enlightment!
Stranger: mice are similar
You: they have an underwater bio research facility
You: to exterminate all humanity
Stranger: mice and dolphins will rule the world soon
Stranger: no, they have bio underwear
You: and the universe !
Stranger: and the universe!
Stranger: ever seen a dolphin with sandals?
You: nope u ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: they hide it
You: omg those basterds
Stranger: they even walk!
You: i know a website where dolphin manipulate people to give them money
Stranger: but you can't see it because of the ufag
Stranger: wwf?
You: it's called geenstijl
You: ever heard of it !
You: :|
Stranger: nope
You: omg

Snorkelkip | 16-04-09 | 01:31

You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: UK, you?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: Cool
You: Do you like beer?
Stranger: Sorry I don't drink
You: I've been drinking too much
Stranger: Ah right
You: I allways drink too much
Stranger: I see
You: People say I am an alcoholic
Stranger: Yeah I can imagine
You: Am I really?
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: Do you feel you can live with alcohol?
You: No, I drink at work
You: I put rum in my coffee
Stranger: Oh right, then maybe actually
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OneandOnly | 16-04-09 | 01:30

Ik was net tegen mezelf aan het praten... hoeveel toeval is dat?

Bolletje Bakfiets | 16-04-09 | 01:26

Stranger: do u like family guy ?
You: sometimes
You: i'd rather watch south park :)
Stranger: its cool too
Stranger: i`m hungry
You: lol
You: i know a great recipe with butter..
You: but i dont know if you want to know :P
Stranger: l me
Stranger: teel me
Stranger: i love cooking
Stranger: they are showing amsterdam in family guy
You: lol
You: why?:P
Stranger: i dont know
You: ok i'll tell you... but don't judge me if you don't like it ok?
Stranger: tell me your recipe !
You: ok here it comes:
You: 1) You Slowly work a solid stick of butter into someone's asshole
2) You wait a few minutes untill the person can feel it has melted (during this step it helps for the receiver to lay face down)
3) Once it has melted you give the person a rimjob and slurp out all the melted butter giving you a tasty treat
Stranger: fuckin shit
Stranger: disgusting
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Del1rium | 16-04-09 | 01:22

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: is it possible to make good friends here?
You: Do you like chicken?
Stranger: ya
You: I once killed a chicken with a chainsaw
You: It was screaming for mercy
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: how mean
You: Do you like killing animals
Stranger: nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo
You: Why not?
You: They are scum
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OneandOnly | 16-04-09 | 01:20

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Stranger: hoi
You: Hoi
You: GS?

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Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 01:19

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are we going to go on like this much longer? :)
You: maby
Stranger: how are you?
You: it's all up to u :D
You: i'm fine u ?
Stranger: (and WHO are you?)
You: i'm a stranger
You: and u ?
Stranger: I'm a stranger as well.
You: cool
You: hi stranger!
Stranger: yeah.
You: uhuh
Stranger: What are you doing in this chatroom?
You: chatting
You: and u /
You: ?
Stranger: Obviouslt, yeah..
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Snorkelkip | 16-04-09 | 01:09

You: do you like fishsticks
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: Well, yes
Stranger: cause I am a gay fish

eierkoekfan | 16-04-09 | 01:06

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You: hi
Stranger: al hemdelila
You: ja je moeder
Stranger: mijn moeder?
You: nee
Stranger: wel/niet
You: die van de buurvrouw
Stranger: haar moeder?
You: denk het
Stranger: jij weet niet veel
You: misschien
You: jij dan ?

Snorkelkip | 16-04-09 | 01:05

En toen deed de site het niet meer. Agja, heb leuke herinneringen, zoals:
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Stranger: het is ook niet te geloven
You: wat?
Stranger: al die fokking dutchies hier
Stranger: ik wil zweedse chicks!
Stranger: en poolse sletjes

Chill | 16-04-09 | 01:05

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Stranger: Ola!
You: Ola? Dat is ijs toch?
You: Ben je een aktieve poster op GS?
Stranger: Neen, een lurkert
Stranger: jij?
You: leuk puzzeltje, moet je binnen 2 minuten op kunnen lossen

Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 01:02

-weggejorist-

jorickdd | 16-04-09 | 01:01

Massageman, los je het puzzeltje nog op of hoe zit dat?

Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 00:59

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Stranger: hello
You: bello
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:58

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Fromage
You: you?
Stranger: Turkey 30
You: 30 Turkeys??? pff one hell of a noiz I guess
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:57

Omg wat een nutteloze shit..
nogsteeds 3duizend mensen online overigens, gruwelijk.

Het kan ook snel overigens:

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of nog sneller..:
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Chill | 16-04-09 | 00:57

Je kunt je gesprekken ook op youstranger.net zetten. Stuk handiger.

Farmill | 16-04-09 | 00:56

alleen maar GSers daar op dat Omegle

Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 00:56

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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: I can't find the picture you've send to me, can you send it again?
Stranger: If you suck my ballzzzzzzz
You: yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
You: I've told you that before
Stranger: Lol are you a dude?
You: no!
You: img157.imageshack.us/img157/5572/10078...
Stranger: How could you have told me that before...... We've never spoken before
You: yes we have
Stranger: Whn?
You: You are stranger, aren't you??
You: Then we have...
Stranger: You maka funny joke!
You: Or do you think there are more people here with nickname stranger?
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:55

-this----
----is---
--bob----
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---\o/---
----|----
---/'\---
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-bob-----
---likes-
--you----

Dit zorgde toch menig maal voor geirriteerde mensen, jammer echter dat 90% reaguurders zijn, en het dus niet leuk meer is. Morgen ochtend maar weer wat nieuws

Truste!

Harvester | 16-04-09 | 00:54

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You: ho
Stranger: Boo
You: GS?
Stranger: wat?
You: asl
Stranger: 18 female ireland... u?
You: 5/m/GS
You: you naked
Stranger: 5?
Stranger: nope
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koffiekannetje | 16-04-09 | 00:52

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You: hi
Stranger: GOOSE
Stranger: ARE YOU A GOOSE
Stranger: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION NOW DAMMIT!
You: yes, how did you guess
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: YOUR A GOOSE
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: IM THE FUCKING KING
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: SAY IT
You: geese are awesome
Stranger: IM A FUCKING KING
Stranger: SAY IT
Stranger: IM THE FUCKING KING OF THIS CHAT WINDOW
You: 61
You: you?
You: *16
Stranger: 17
You: m/f?
Stranger: M
You: who's the king now
Stranger: Me
Stranger: Im the king
You: no, youre the m
You: and M, is a woman
You: 007
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOL
Stranger: YOU ARE THE FUCKING KING
You: so you cant be the king
Stranger: YOU ARE IT
Stranger: I BOW TO YOU
Stranger: I FUCKING BOW TO THE KING
You: I thanketh thee
Stranger: I AM YOUR SQUIRE
You: good, now go away
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Vreemde Amerikanen.

Lee_Uskes | 16-04-09 | 00:50

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Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: www.misternicehands.com/
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Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 00:47

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Stranger: yo
You: leuke he
Stranger: ja man
Stranger: vet
You: nog geneukt vandaag ?
Stranger: LOL
You: ik in Den Haag ,... snollen achter het raam voor 25 euro
Stranger: lkkr
You: Elke dag spagetti gaat ook vervelen toch.
You: Zit er nog een staatsgrep in de lucht.. of blijven we aansukkelen?
You: he slome ... ben je ambtenaar ofzo... of mis je een gen ?

magic mike | 16-04-09 | 00:43

het blijft er idd druk met mensen van hier ;)

Anvers666 | 16-04-09 | 00:43

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Stranger: LICK LICK FUCK FUCK GIVE IT UP FOR COCKSUCK
You: hey
You: lol k
Stranger: lawl
You: yea kinda
Stranger: kinda funny
You: nice copy paste skills
Stranger: skills that kills
Stranger: you konw
You: but i wanna try remeber that opening, maybe i can hook up with someone nice
Stranger: huh?
You: your opening sentence
Stranger: yea
Stranger: you do that
You: guess it will make me score with the babes
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: always babe
You: where u from ?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: u?
You: hmmk
You: NL
Stranger: nice
You: been to sweden once
Stranger: age?
You: jag elska dig
You: 23
You: or something
Stranger: HAHHAHA you wrote it wrong
You: only swedish i know, was enough to get e laid
Stranger: jag älskar dig
You: alskar k
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: LICK LICK FUCK FUCK GIVE IT UP FOR COCKSUCK
You: dunno how i do the double dots
Stranger: (L)
Stranger: oh, hahahahahhaha sorry, my bad XD
You: np
Stranger: soo wzup?
You: u live in gotenborg or stockhom or some other pointless town
Stranger: yeah stockholm hun'!!!!
You: right
You: 5 euro's for a beer hurray
Stranger: untz
Stranger: WOHOOOOOOO
You: not that i;d like another beer, had enuf for tofay
You: f=d
Stranger: Now, Grandpapa Johnson grabbed Sister Kate,
He shook her like you shake jelly on a plate,
How he shook that thing,
Oh, he shook that thing!
I'm gettin' sick and tired of telling you to shake that thing!
You: gimme more
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Why, there's old Uncle Jack, the jellyroll king,
He's got a hump in his back from shakin' that thing,
Yet, he still shakes that thing,
For an old man, how he can shake that thing!
And he never gets tired of tellin' young folks: go out and shake that thing!

Stranger: Now, it ain't no Charleston, ain't no Pigeon Wing,
Nobody has to give you no lessons, to shake that thing,
When everybody can shake that thing,
Oh, I mean, shake that thing!
I'm gettin' tired of telling you how to shake that thing!
Oooh, oooh, with this kind of music, who wouldn't shake that thing?
You: been using this site for 10 minutes now and i think mankind is realy de-evolving
Stranger: really?
You: yeah the pointlessness of being has reached a new milestone
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: true
Stranger: may god be with you
You: its unbelievable
You: there is no limit to stupidiness of people
Stranger: i believe in you stranger!
You: and i dont even count russians and chinese as people
Stranger: but its kinda funny tho
You: coz they are as retarded as my fridge door
Stranger: hahahhahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaha
Stranger: funny lol
You: yeah i alwasy go philosophic when i had too many drinks burp
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice mate!
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Barsaman | 16-04-09 | 00:41

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Stranger: Hi
You: Do you know Wim Heitinga?
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Cookie v. eigen deeg | 16-04-09 | 00:40

Ook Al Qaida actief op Omegle.

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Stranger: salad tongs?
Stranger: salad tongs?
Stranger: salad tongs?
Stranger: salad tongs?
Stranger: salad tongs?
You: hahahah
Stranger: salad tongs?
Stranger: lo
You: lol
Stranger: l
Stranger: WELL
You: >.>
You: YES?
Stranger: ah
You: am booored
Stranger: the chaffinch is easily startled by the moose
Stranger: i have the files
You: ?
Stranger: to bring down the government
Stranger: you are not kaplinski?
You: lol
You: wtf ar you talking about
You: nice prank
You: :P
Stranger: this is worth a lot of gold my iranian friend
You: am not from iran
You: lol
Stranger: then we have never conversed
Stranger: alas
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liquidator | 16-04-09 | 00:40

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Stranger: are you a girl that wanna see my dick?
You: ho
You: I'm a dick that wants to see a girl
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Ik won, maar denk dat ie ander ook GS was

koffiekannetje | 16-04-09 | 00:39

Stranger: This is an automated message: The person you were talking to is a subject in a rape case. File number 667895

"Her" Name is Gary Ray Upton.

His house has been under investigation
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'Ze' was "17 jarige Amerikaanse". Keiharde online dump obv.

Donnie Leone | 16-04-09 | 00:36

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You: Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person (or animal) experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel. This usually happens because the colon absorbs too much water from the food. If the food moves through the gastro-intestinal tract too slowly, the colon may absorb too much water, resulting in feces that are dry and hard. Defecation may be extremely painful, and in severe cases (fecal impaction) lead to symptoms of bowel obstruction. The term obstipation is used for severe constipation that prevents passage of both stools and gas. Causes of constipation may be dietary, hormonal, anatomical, a side effect of medications (e.g. some opiates), or an illness or disorder. Treatments consist of changes in dietary and exercise habits, the use of laxatives, and other medical interventions depending on the underlying cause.
You: just so you know
You: don't forget, it happens to the best
Stranger: calm down
You: ?
Stranger: im reading
You: dont type while reading
You: don't read other stuff while reading either
Stranger: its not easy to me
Stranger: auheauehaueh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: already read
You: yeah, everyone shoulda read it
You: spread the good word
Stranger: and understand absolutaly nothing
You: words
You: doesnt matter, just spread it
You: this shit is important
Stranger: but i canot understant
Stranger: can you explain it?
You: ... just give it to your local doctor
You: it's about shit not coming out
Stranger: im brasilian
You: aight
Stranger: my local doctor will not understant too
You: ur fucked
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En ik ga naar bed, truste

Nietvoordekat | 16-04-09 | 00:35

Wat veranderen veel reaguurders in vlammende nichten in die chatbox?!

MonsieurBoozzz | 16-04-09 | 00:35

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You: Here we go
Stranger: yea, here we go
You: Where do we go?
Stranger: my loins moisten to the beat of R Kelly
You: hmmm.... wow
You: asl?
Stranger: 68/f/florida
You: cool
Stranger: i live in a retirement home
Stranger: how about you
You: I'm 18/m/London
Stranger: do you listen to R Kelly too?
You: not at the moment
Stranger: i just find his man skin so sublime
Stranger: would love him to rub his bald oiley head on my back
You: You're a horny old woman, aren't you?
Stranger: you should see what happens at shuffleboard games here
Stranger: last week, mr john, the groundskeeper, shared acid with everyone
You: Cool! I love old women who play shuffleboard
Stranger: through all the wrinkles and loose skin I think i saw the virgin marys figure
You: Nice!
Stranger: have you a personal connection with christ my son
You: yeah sure
Stranger: does he speak to you at night
Stranger: he does to me
You: no he doesn't I guess he's to busy talking to you
You: Do you like a big young dick?
Stranger: do not mock me young lad
Stranger: excuse me! I SAID I WAS A CHRIST LOVING WOMAN
You: Oh, I'm so sorry
You: Well, God gave me my dick, didn't he?
Stranger: NOT YOUR PUNY BRITISH SELF
Stranger: YOU CERTAINLY ARE NO R KELLY
You: No I'm not
Stranger: DISGUSTING FOWL YOUNG PERVERT
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 00:33

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You: yo
Stranger: Newfags can't triforce
£
££
You: newbies can be POWNED
Stranger: Selfpwnaged
You: jep
Stranger: Triforce and I'll let you go.
You: stick 3 dildo's in your ass
Stranger: Why only three?
You: there you have your triforce
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:30

Dit is iets leuks voor datingsites

wokkiewok | 16-04-09 | 00:30

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Stranger: yahoo
You: Goedenavond altezaam
Stranger: allemaal bedoel je?
You: altezaam mijn vriend
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zedong | 16-04-09 | 00:30

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You: Yesman.
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zedong | 16-04-09 | 00:29

Stranger: hey.
You: hi I'm Barack Obama who are you
Stranger: i am bob marley.
Stranger: RISEN FROM THE DEAD, YES, OKAY
You: aaaaaah nice
Stranger: DEAL
You: Do you now elvis presley?
Stranger: wat
You: how is he doing?
You: is he still on drugs?
Stranger: yep
You: damn! poor guy

wokkiewok | 16-04-09 | 00:28

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Stranger: hi
You: 'TIS WEER VOORBIJ DIE MOOIE ZOMER
You: DIE MOOIE ZOMER DIE BEGON ZOWAT IN MEI
You: gek, het is april, en mooi weer
You: liedje klopt gewoon niet
You: kut gerard cox
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Harvester | 16-04-09 | 00:25

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: can i be honest with you?
You: no
Stranger: :(
You: off course
Stranger: ok... im a submissive guy looking for a dominant girl... are you that girl?
You: yes I am dominant
Stranger: really?
Stranger: that's great
You: yes I am
Stranger: would you be interested...
Stranger: in being my mistress?
You: Shut up, I decide when you can talk is that clear!!
Stranger: yes mistress
You: Why do you still have your clothes on???
Stranger: im sorry mistress... i'll take them off
You: I've told you t oundress and you won't do it!!!
Stranger: i did mistress
You: that means punishment
You: get on your knees!!
You: now
Stranger: yes mistress
Stranger: im on my knees
You: put your ass up higher!!!
Stranger: yes mistress
Stranger: there
You: So now I shuffle my 25cm big black dick into your asshole!!! You are POWNED in your ass!!
Stranger: oh you're gay?
You: No I'm Dutch
Stranger: nice to meet you Dutch
Stranger: to bad you're not a girl...
You: to bad you don't have a life!
Stranger: well see ya later
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:19

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You: Hi
Stranger: hiii
You: how are you
Stranger: in painnn
Stranger: you?
You: ... yeah, I'm fine
You: where you from?
Stranger: canada
You: that explains a lot :P
You: i'd be in pain as well
Stranger: how so?
You: canada
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why
Stranger: canda fucking owns
Stranger: where are you from?
You: it's next to China for god's sake!
Stranger: canada is no where near china
You: alphabetically speaking, you couldn't be more wrong
Stranger: lick my clitt
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Kennelijk was het dus een vrouw. Hebben geen gevoel voor humor -__-'

Nietvoordekat | 16-04-09 | 00:15

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: hola
You: ru woman?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
Stranger: r u?
You: I realy need a fuck
Stranger: well fuck off

InSaNe Hooligan | 16-04-09 | 00:13

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows
Stranger: it going
You: fine
You: and you
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: just dandy
You: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: your nice
You: no from Lyon
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: if i was from lyon
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: what i would do
Stranger: i believe it is time to run!
You: move to Nice?
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:11

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You: hello
Stranger: Haaj!
You: asl?
Stranger: ASL? what's that?
You: age sex location :)
Stranger: So, know I'm a noob, not?
You: no ofcourse not
Stranger: Will you believe my answers anyway?
You: yeah why not?
Stranger: To online-chat at least!
You: well
Stranger: Because, you can't check my answers!
You: I don't care
You: gs 4 life
Stranger: So, my age is 27
You: whoops wrong convo
You: I'm 19
You: male or female?
Stranger: male for the last 27 years:P
You: o
You: and today you became female I hope not
Stranger: No, but some people change sex...
Stranger: It was on the news!
Stranger: It's not free though:D
You: no it isn't
You: so want some cam action
Stranger: And last, what location are you in?
You: uk
You: want some cam action ??
Stranger: Is that possible through omegle.com?
You: no
You: msn is
Stranger: That's close, I live across the see:D
You: where do you live
Stranger: No, I look terrible, just came out of the shower...
Stranger: Netherlands, also for 27 y
You: o.. your near naked now ;)
You: want to have some camsex
You: ?
Stranger: No, but my hair is a mess!
You: I don't care about the hair
Stranger: No, my boyfriend wouldn't approve!
You: you're gay?
Stranger: If you want to label it: yes
You: ok
You: Well I'm a female... so it's kinda hard than..
You: for you
You: btw do you watch champions league
Stranger: Most gays don't, me neither
You: ok
You: well how did you came here
You: this site
Stranger: Through a news-website!
You: ok :O
You: doe is lid worden heaumeau *PowNed*
Stranger: Haha! Moooi!
You: :D
You: jij ook ?
Stranger: Nee, geen geld...
Stranger: Echt!
You: ja maar ben je hier ook door geenstjil
You: geenstijl*
Stranger: Ja!
You: haha
You: dan moet je alsnog lid worden
Stranger: En jij de eertse Nederlander die ik hier spreek...
You: dan ben je vaker in de mling genomen misschien
You: ben er al ... 10 tegen gekomen
You: maar ik ga dan weer
You: pitten
You: 12 uur is voor mij toch wel ff pittijd
Stranger: trusten!
Stranger: werkze morgen!
Stranger: sja, tis snel laat!
You: Universiteit jonge :P

hollandschevisch | 16-04-09 | 00:10

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Stranger: hey :)
Stranger: what's up?
You: hoi :)
Stranger: aussie?
You: nee geen aussie trainingspak maar een nike

Eshek | 16-04-09 | 00:08

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You: hello
Stranger: Haaj!
You: asl?
Stranger: ASL? what's that?
You: age sex location :)
Stranger: So, know I'm a noob, not?
You: no ofcourse not
Stranger: Will you believe my answers anyway?
You: yeah why not?
Stranger: To online-chat at least!
You: well
Stranger: Because, you can't check my answers!
You: I don't care
You: gs 4 life
Stranger: So, my age is 27
You: whoops wrong convo
You: I'm 19
You: male or female?
Stranger: male for the last 27 years:P
You: o
You: and today you became female I hope not
Stranger: No, but some people change sex...
Stranger: It was on the news!
Stranger: It's not free though:D
You: no it isn't
You: so want some cam action
Stranger: And last, what location are you in?
You: uk
You: want some cam action ??
Stranger: Is that possible through omegle.com?
You: no
You: msn is
Stranger: That's close, I live across the see:D
You: where do you live
Stranger: No, I look terrible, just came out of the shower...
Stranger: Netherlands, also for 27 y
You: o.. your near naked now ;)
You: want to have some camsex
You: ?
Stranger: No, but my hair is a mess!
You: I don't care about the hair
Stranger: No, my boyfriend wouldn't approve!
You: you're gay?
Stranger: If you want to label it: yes
You: ok
You: Well I'm a female... so it's kinda hard than..
You: for you
You: btw do you watch champions league
Stranger: Most gays don't, me neither
You: ok
You: well how did you came here
You: this site
Stranger: Through a news-website!
You: ok :O
You: doe is lid worden heaumeau *PowNed*
Stranger: Haha! Moooi!
You: :D
You: jij ook ?
Stranger: Nee, geen geld...
Stranger: Echt!
You: ja maar ben je hier ook door geenstjil
You: geenstijl*
Stranger: Ja!
You: haha
You: dan moet je alsnog lid worden
Stranger: En jij de eertse Nederlander die ik hier spreek...
You: dan ben je vaker in de mling genomen misschien
You: ben er al ... 10 tegen gekomen
You: maar ik ga dan weer
You: pitten
You: 12 uur is voor mij toch wel ff pittijd
Stranger: trusten!
Stranger: werkze morgen!
Stranger: sja, tis snel laat!
You: Universiteit jonge :P

hollandschevisch | 16-04-09 | 00:06

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Stranger: hoi?
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Portugal
You: you?
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: the Netherlands
You: Nice in france?
You: oh ok
Stranger: no it's nice that you live in portugal!
You: oh ok, now I understand
You: many dutch people over here tonight
You: more like usual
Stranger: yeah you know why?
You: but most of them aren't that serious
You: no I don't
Stranger: some big website wrote about omegle to go trolling
You: ok, so you do that too?
Stranger: only had serious conversations yet
You: ah ok nice to hear
Stranger: when i say i'm from holland, most ppl disconnect lol
You: I'm not that person that disconnect that quick
Stranger: ok , so how's life in portugal?
Stranger: some nice weather or not?
You: it's ok here, but I'm having a bad day today....
Stranger: why?
You: I like to go on holidays this year and need money for it. So I have put some money beside the last months.
You: Now I don'
You: t
Stranger: now you can't buy any beer?
You: get the money together what I need
Stranger: :O
Stranger: that sucks
You: though I can get a beer lol
Stranger: where do you want to go to then?
Stranger: i mean, portugal itself is a nice holiday location
You: yes, so I decided to take a little risk in getting the last €200
Stranger: ah , not gambling i hope?
You: yes but when you live in Portugal your whole life, it isn;t
You: I wanted to go to Barbados, you know that?
You: yes I wanted to gamble a bit.....
Stranger: yeah carribean island right?
You: so I needed €200 before, now I need another €500 more
You: yes but I can forget about that
You: bad thing......
Stranger: never gamble if you need money :(
You: yes, now I know that too
You: but it is too late
You: .....
Stranger: but, are you still going to school?
Stranger: or do you have a job?
You: no I have a job
Stranger: because, you can go to barbados whole year right? it's never cold there
You: no but you have a hurricane season over there
Stranger: really?
Stranger: didn't know that
You: every year in the news here in Portugal.... Don't they broadcast that in Holland?
Stranger: yes , but only for usa
Stranger: new orleans and stuff
You: yes, they're all startin in the carabian
You: But how's your life going?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: i'm saving too for the holidays, but i'm not sure what i'm going to do yet
You: you Dutch people all go with car to France aren't you?
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: well
Stranger: last year i did with some friends
Stranger: but that was trough lots of countries in europe
Stranger: not only france
You: oh ok
Stranger: but you are right, lots of ppl go to france and spain
You: not Portugal :-)
You: only with EC football some years ago
Stranger: yeah lots go to portugal too
You: sawn only dutch people
You: all in orange
Stranger: yeah lol
You: Why orange? Dutch Flag doesn;t has orange in it
Stranger: actually i don't know myself , it has something to do with the royal family of holland
You: ah ok
Stranger: "huis van oranje" which means "house of orange"
You: but they were weird, I've seen everything in orange... Orange Lions, Orange Wooden Shoes, Orange Flowers, Orange cows.... amazing
You: what is huis van oranje?
Stranger: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Orange-...
Stranger: everything is orange when the dutch football team plays haha
You: yes it is.... lol
Stranger: kinda fun to watch as an outsider i think
Stranger: queensday in amsterdam is also funny to watch
Stranger: images.google.nl/images?hl=nl&q=qu...
Stranger: in 2 weeks its queensday here
You: queensday is the birthday of the queen I think?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 30 april
Stranger: total madness
You: oh ok and it's a big party
You: nice
Stranger: lots of beer
Stranger: orange
Stranger: music
You: orange beer?
Stranger: nah haven't seen that yet lol
You: is it a dutch beer mix?
You: oh, ok I thought you ment orange + beer in a mix
You: can be good though....
You: but can foreigners can come to Holland party on 30th April too?
Stranger: yeah sure ! as long as you wear orange hehe
You: ok nice
You: so I have to go and look what I'm gonna to do now..... I have €1000 left and need €1500 for Barbados... When I gamble €500 and win, I have the money... What do you think, red or black on roulette?
Stranger: so maybe you can put the rest of your holiday money into a ticket to amsterdam lol
You: no tx lol
Stranger: hmmm do you really want to gamble it away? why not save for later
Stranger: but if you really want to, i would say black
You: I don't have a safe
Stranger: put on a bank account?
You: nowadays I don't trust banks anymore
You: Fuck.... it was red.... man that sucks........ what a fucking day it was,.......
You: why didn't you say red??
You: fuck
You: shit happens
Stranger: ah that totally sucks, i never trust internet casino's
You: why didn't you tell me that?
Stranger: don't know which site you are on
You: you first let me loose €500 in putting it on black and afterwards you're saying you don't trust them..... pfffff
You: Now I feel to disconnect....
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Deutschland | 16-04-09 | 00:06

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You: yes.. i am the one
Stranger: ok, here is the code:
Stranger: what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You: He said: koud he?!
Stranger: oh boy
Stranger: not even close
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Hen3V | 16-04-09 | 00:02

Ze worden steeds maffer

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You: But sometimes not
Stranger: When you live?
You: Right now I hope
Stranger: I'm live in Brazil?
Stranger: And you?
You: I'm life on earth
Stranger: Idiot
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 00:02

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You: Oh yeah
Stranger: huh?
You: Hi is so booooring
Stranger: true, asl?
You: las, sla
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Frankaja | 16-04-09 | 00:00

Stranger: you are the eighth person i've talked to from the netherlands, in a row

lol

Lee_Uskes | 15-04-09 | 23:59

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: the uk
Stranger: and yourself?
You: finland
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Pittybrad | 15-04-09 | 23:57

mol88 | 15-04-09 | 23:50

whahaha! ROFLOL

Harvester | 15-04-09 | 23:55

Stranger: i'm from finland
You: is that a country?
Stranger: you must be kidding
You: never heard about it

Frikandeller | 15-04-09 | 23:54

@ Big Jeff.. Ik heb nu 2 zweedse en 1 finse :P

hollandschevisch | 15-04-09 | 23:53

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You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: from the weed capital of the world
You: and you?
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always bring a towl! | 15-04-09 | 23:52

Mijn tweede gesprek was serieus met een 15 jarig Fins schoolmeisje die last had van haar knie...
Op msn was ze nog echt Fins ook!
Het is waar!

Big Jeff | 15-04-09 | 23:50

Stranger: Kijk je regelmatig op geenstijl of niet?
You: yesh
Stranger: Heb je dat verhaal gelezen
Stranger: Van die ene vandaal
Stranger: Vincent de V-Hals
You: die ene?
You: wie is dat?
Stranger: Was dr twee keer op geweest
You: vincent de v hals
Stranger: Een keer had hij een brief gestuurd naar Raad van journalistiek
You: ja nee ok
You: maargoed
Stranger: Maar goed
You: GET TO THE FRIGGIN POINT
You: :P
Stranger: Das een collega van me
Stranger: :D
You: whahahaha
You: hoe oud ben je dan?
Stranger: 17
You: dat je collega bent van zo'n blaag? :')
You: verniel jij ook dingen?

Harvester | 15-04-09 | 23:44

Heerlijk dom praten.. Kan ik goed door slapen.
Blijkbaar was het toch geen GS-er?

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You: hi
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You: how's it hanging
Stranger: its alright
You: good :)
Stranger: and you `?
You: great
You: I did something special this morning
Stranger: what exactly ?
You: my earthworm, James, did his first jump
You: so i made a hoop.. he jumped through it directly! It was awsome
Stranger: thats impresisve
You: yeah it really is
You: he's so smart
Stranger: wish i had a earthworm like him
You: my mom is knitting a sweater for him with his name on it.. I hope it doesn't make him too heavy
You: then he can't jump the hoop i made
Stranger: i dont think so, just train him
Stranger: untill he can jump with the sweater on
You: the problem is that they don't have arms.. when he makes a mistake, he can hurt his face really bad..
You: he can't protect his beautifull face
Stranger: can he roll himself upp like a ball
You: to be honest, i don't know
You: it would be very cool
You: when he combines the tricks, jumping and then rolling into a ball and then through a hoop of fire
Stranger: yeh that would be world changing
Stranger: and soon after that the earthworms would take over the world
You: within a few years he might even replace with obama
Stranger: if obama lasts a few years :p
You: no they are very sweet, they make chocolate fudge while they walk
You: they don't take over the world
You: obama is a robot
Stranger: really didnt know obama was a robot
Stranger: who told you that
You: I saw it on BBC, he was laughing about a (silly) joke.. While he was laughing I could see something flashing in his mouth.
You: So I used my 200 dollar ice machine to enlarge the picture.. it was a furby
Stranger: you sure that wasnt his blank white teeth reflecting the light
You: without its skin
You: Might be.. but a skinless furby makes more sense
Stranger: unless he is a robot controlled by earthworms
You: that would be really freaky
Stranger: on their conquest to take over the world
You: then i would shit my pants of fear
You: worms can jump really high
Stranger: you should have your earthworm inverstigate the matter
You: they can jump holes in your head
Stranger: maybe he can save humanity
You: you are a really smart person, you might even save the world some day
Stranger: you think so
You: give me your adress, i will send you the eartworm by mail, you know more about it then i do
Stranger: id rather take it over though
Stranger: id be hard for me to make contact to obama though
Stranger: it*
You: why, he's sweet and cuddly
Stranger: buy wouldnt you miss him ?
You: no, what ever is best for him, i'll stand behind it
You: there are more animals to train
Stranger: you better talk it through with him though
You: there is a pink snail for sale, i bid 1000 ¥ for it
Stranger: i dont want a sobby lazy home sick earthworm at home
Stranger: noes not a snal
Stranger: snail*
You: he's not lazy, he doesn't have arms for fuck sakes.. he cant use the vacuum cleaner!
You: snails are really smart creatures, they can jump you know..
Stranger: yeh but does he nutrigen his earth every day ? huh
You: i guess not
You: he jumps, that's all he does.... for now
Stranger: awh
Stranger: you should be ashamed
Stranger: you have to show him who is the boss
You: how? I can't use a whip
Stranger: you just show him the micro wave
You: I used the whip on his mom one day, she splattered al over my walls
You: damn you are smart, great idea!
You: micro waves are scary
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: you can kill stuff in
Stranger: just tell him that
You: omfg, i thought you meant i have to put him into the microwave and make him hot and stuff
You: there is goo all over the place
Stranger: and you could say something like " did you think your moms death was painfull?? " then you really dont want to taste the micro wave
You: fuck
You: he exploded
Stranger: oh well he was a threat to humanity anyway
Stranger: good job obi1
You: yeah you are probable right
You: thanks
You: now back to geenstijl
Stranger: geenstijl?
You: that's where I was born
Stranger: oh never heard of that place
You: It's a small building in the middle of amsterdam, The netherlands
Stranger: i see
You: Well it's time to go... tomorrow I have to pick up a snail at the mexican border
Stranger: no way
Stranger: a mexican snail ?! *me want* anyway goodnight
You: true..
You: maybe I will send you one snail one day... maybe
You: seeya!
Stranger: se ya
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Pinjataaa! | 15-04-09 | 23:44

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Stranger: asl?
You: Maar hoezo dan groen?
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 23:42

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You: Dusssssss
Stranger: dus wat?
You: Ik wist het gewoon voordat ik dit gesprek begon...
Stranger: wat wist je?:)
You: GeenStijl, gewoon omdat het kan!
Stranger: Inderdaad!

Zijn er dan echt geen andere mensen meer aanwezig?

KilianS | 15-04-09 | 23:37

Stranger: can you swear on this thing?
Stranger: no one seems to
You: fuck shit
You: yea I guess so ;)
Stranger: it says f*** s***
Stranger: what a fucking shitty site
You: oh lol
Stranger: hows you?
You: well your 'fucking' wasn't blurred or anything
You: maybe it's the country you're in or something
Stranger: must just be f***
Stranger: and not fucking
You: hm that's fucked up :P
Stranger: haha
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Yosh | 15-04-09 | 23:34

Stranger: are you an addict?
You: Riding on pink bunnies with golden eyes makes the sky look even brighter
You: Im only addicted to you
Stranger: are you in space right now? i know i am
Stranger: totally spaced out man, real freaky
Stranger: this omegle thing is freakin' me out, real cool stuff
You: Well i know your not in space man
You: i can see you
Stranger: you must be the red stranger, the red stranger is what i am to you
You: No do your hair and put on a freaking shirt...
You: Yes I am the one they call red stranger
Stranger: now you are realy freakin me out
You: Why?
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Zuurmannetje | 15-04-09 | 23:32

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Stranger: make me laugh or die
You: hmmmm
You: interesting q
Stranger: yees it certainly is :)
You: I prefer to laugh when I kill you.... also possible?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that is possible
Stranger: hahahaha
You: nizzze
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Sweden
Stranger: you?
You: Estonia
Stranger: oh, thats.. exotic
You: hello neighbour
Stranger: yees
Stranger: kind of
You: 1 boattrip
You: ;-)
You: only 4,5 hours to Sweden by boat
Stranger: have you been here?
You: yes a couple of times, but I go to helsinki Finland more often, it's only 45 minutes by boat
Stranger: ohh, how nice
You: I'm trying to start my own company
Stranger: i didn't realase we were so close XD
Stranger: what kind of company?
You: selling something in Talinn what still isn't there
You: found some kind of stuff
You: but it's hard to import it
Stranger: what kind of stuff?
You: reindeer skin is a hot business atm. You find them mostly in Northern Finland
You: back here in Talinn there is a small factory which makes a lot of stuff from this skin
Stranger: i hope they have a lot of reindeers in finland then :O
You: Designer bags and stuff like that but also some coats
Stranger: oh how nice
Stranger: hope your company will go well!
You: yes, did you know that Reindeer skin costs €450 a kg in Helsinki but brings more then ESK 61.000 in Talinn
Stranger: no, i didn't know that ;)
Stranger: but, very nice to know
You: yes
You: or didn't you wanted to talk with me about that?
Stranger: no it is interesting!
Stranger: i just don't know what to ask.
You: look at this for example: www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/125...
Stranger: reindeerskin?
You: yes it is!
Stranger: very estoniatic :)
You: nice
You: so I have to go now, tomorrow will be a very long day again
You: nice to talked to you
You: bye!
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: good luck!
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 23:31

Ik vraag me af of ik nog wel niet Gs tegen kom

hollandschevisch | 15-04-09 | 23:31

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Stranger: I love you
Stranger: Really
You: 3000 euro....
Stranger: for what ?
Stranger: O_o
You: for actors who wants to play in my new movie.
Stranger: ans what's your movie about ?
You: it's called "The forbidden lovemachine"
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: good luck in your lovemachine
Stranger: LOL
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 23:31

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You: Hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: Everytime i say my name is Achmed people disconnect.
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Klantenservice | 15-04-09 | 23:31

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You: Dus ik hang daar naakt in die kerstboom
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Zo, set the record? haha!

Harvester | 15-04-09 | 23:31

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Stranger: neger!
You: nee het is negert!
You: ken je klasiekers druif
Stranger: pff nog zo'n geenstijler
You: :)
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allenicknameszijnweg | 15-04-09 | 23:31

L00L:

You: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nothing, you?
You: at ease
You: where you from
Stranger: ireland u
You: belgium
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Ben gewoon NL, maar die belgen zijn niet geliefd :p

volautomatische_aard | 15-04-09 | 23:30

Sorry hoor, hij was echt te lollig!!!

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You: Nou ja en toen zei ik dus dat ik liever schoenen ging kopen
Stranger: ja dat vind ik dus ook
You: hahahahaha geenstijl?
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: geile chicks hier man
You: Ik was er al bang voor
Stranger: ga gauw verder
Stranger: hahah
You: Ok, suc6!
Stranger: of ben jij een vrouw?
You: Wat nou als ik ja zeg?
Stranger: uhm....
Stranger: geloof ik je niet :P
You: hahahaha
Stranger: klopt he :P
You: ja
Stranger: hahahah
You: Ik lach me hier helemaal gek
Stranger: zie je
Stranger: mooooooooooooooi
Stranger: zitten hier echt geile wijven!
You: hooooooooi
You: Jaja
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 23:25

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Stranger: so i herd u liek mudkips
You: En wat nou als je je sleutels kwijt ent?
You: hoe kom je dan binnen?
Stranger: no liek mudkips?
You: Tuurlijk, geen punt bij Karwei
Stranger: i have no time for your backwards language
Stranger: goodday sir
You: whahaha
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 23:23

Stranger: hi
You: oi
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: finland. and u?

Eerste poging -1

Zuurmannetje | 15-04-09 | 23:21

aan de lopende band kaaskoppen!

stoeipoes | 15-04-09 | 23:20

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You: Did you know Bijstandskoning is living richly from your paid taxes?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no i didnt
You: It's a bloody shame
You: you work
You: pay taxes
Stranger: biståndskonung?
You: like every decent citizen
You: and then they're friggin people like the Bijstandskoning who dont give a fuck
You: and just ''trek een uitkering''
Stranger: too true
Stranger: in sweden we call them arabs
You: omg
You: powned
You: hahaha

Harvester | 15-04-09 | 23:19

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You: Boo
Stranger: do you like fishsticks? :)
You: yeah, why not?
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: YOU SOME KIND OF
Stranger: GAY FISH?!
You: Do you have a big dick?
Stranger: i have no dick. sorry.
You: You have big tits?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i am a fish.
You: so stick yourself in me!
Stranger: GAY FISH
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 23:14

Enige focking nadeel is, als je een keer lekker een mooi gesprekkie hebt als je dan ook maar een keer op een verkeerde knoppie drukt ben je die persoon voor altijd kwijt haha.

jurjeHH | 15-04-09 | 23:14

Stranger: yo
You: gs.nl
You: yo
Stranger: my name is jesus
You: mine is god so bend over
Stranger: that joke is not funny anymore
You: you started it
Stranger: no, my father did
Stranger: and at the seven day...
You: i rested
Stranger: do you like puppies?
You: i know i know im lazy
Stranger: no, puppies
You: actualy i fucked some biches on day 7 but hey who cares we all do
Stranger: i thought that was on the third day
You: neh that where girls
Stranger: oh, i got it
Stranger: what are you doing here?
You: they needed to grow till day 7
Stranger: looking for sex?
You: wanking
You: who isnt
Stranger: you know that sex kills?
You: need to die of something eh
Stranger: if you do sex your liver will rotten
Stranger: its a very painful death
Stranger: believe me
You: better die fucking then die virgin
Stranger: your mom
You: neh
You: you know the porn site geenstijl.nl
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: do you want to see a trick?
Stranger: i can turn wine into water
You: better aks youre mom about it
You: she's all over the place
Stranger: thats what she said
You: how sad
Stranger: do you like shoes?
You: nope
Stranger: are you from netherlands?
You: yeah
Stranger: you lost the wwII didnt you?
Stranger: i knew it
You: the what
Stranger: world war II
You: nope we shitted all over it
Stranger: are you sure?
You: yeah
Stranger: i think you got your ass kicked really hard
You: all crap over here now
Stranger: oh, yes!
Stranger: and the flowers and that shit
You: and youre from
You: even the pope sais thnx for the flowers
Stranger: yes, the shit helped the flowers to grow
You: funny shit
Stranger: im from nazareth
You: where the fuck is that
Stranger: well, i was born in bethelehem
Stranger: but i live in nazareth
You: and thats where
Stranger: its in israel
You: should have known, im god
Stranger: yes, you should
You: getting old you know
Stranger: but i know youre kidding
Stranger: youre not god
You: yes i am, fucked youre mom so youre my son
jesus crist dont they teach you kids annything
Stranger: my mom is a virgin
Stranger: like madonna, the singer, you know
You: she sais she is
You: i know she isnot, i fucked her myself
Stranger: do you like puppies?
You: on a stick above the grill yeah
Stranger: thats nic
Stranger: nice, i mean
You: taste like boobs
Stranger: i dont like boobs
Stranger: i had a pair of them
Stranger: but i made a surgery
You: and i ate them
Stranger: maybe
You: maybe, i did
Stranger: i sold them to kfc
You: now i need to crap
Stranger: play cards?
You: no take a dump, shit
Stranger: a dump of cards?
You: no just dumped a nigger in the toilet
Stranger: do you want to hear my song?
You: nope, to crappy
Stranger: come on
Stranger: you'll like it
You: already know i wont, but youl sing it annyways, yea i know im god remember
Stranger: its like that
Stranger: P to the U to the P to the P to the I to the E to the S, puppies, puppies.
You: on my bbq
Stranger: see, you liked it
You: like puppy's on my bbq
Stranger: do you like rainbows?
You: nope
Stranger: not even on your barbecue?
You: taste bad
Stranger: i have a rainbow
You: go shove it up youre ass
Stranger: youre a bad person
You: pure evil
Stranger: puppies
You: smile this con goes to geenstijl :P
Stranger: smile thins con goes see puppies :P

mafkeesje | 15-04-09 | 23:14

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You: hi
Stranger: heyyy kankerlijer
You: Do you feel like bashing relegious people tonight?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: fuck you
You: yeah man
Stranger: god lover
Stranger: :)
You: I wont disconnect
Stranger: me 2
You: xD
Stranger: i love you
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: geenstijl.nl :')
You: godver xD

haha

Harvester | 15-04-09 | 23:11

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Stranger: Hi, aer you Finnish?
You: nope
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: but i do like finnish girls
You: yes.. yes i an
You: am
Stranger: you are a girl that likes finnish girls? :S
You: yep :)
Stranger: why don't i believe u?
You: what's wrong with that?
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: everyone likes finnish girls

...

Stranger: where're u from/
You: the US
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im from amsterdam XD
You: nice :)
Stranger: what's ur msn?
You: sex and drugs capital of europe
Stranger: so.. why do u like finnish girls?
You: we don't use any msn stuff around here..
Stranger: noobs lol
You: because they are funny :)
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: 50?
You: no :P
You: more like.. 20
Stranger: ok so your 40 years younger than me
You: if you say so?
Stranger: i like girls around the age of 9
You: and why's that?
Stranger: they are good in bed ;)
You: true.. :)
Stranger: lol
You: maargoed.. genoeg gelul gehad.. gaan we nog neuken of wat?
Stranger: klootzak XD
You: :')
Stranger: vieze rukker

Del1rium | 15-04-09 | 23:11

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: pffff
You: I'm almost gone here
You: all those dutch people here
You: all thinking they're funny
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Turkey
Stranger: u?
You: Italy
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 23
You: and you?
Stranger: male, of female?
Stranger: or*
You: f
Stranger: i'm male
You: ok nice
You: how's life in Turkey?
Stranger: what happened with dutchs? :|
Stranger: life is... so so
Stranger: the dollar's cost is very high. there is a slump at here
You: dutch people are all thinking they're funny, no more seriously chatting....
Stranger: the weather is going hot everyday. the summer is coming
You: you people have summer the whole year long
You: more then we have
Stranger: no
Stranger: we have summer about 6 months
Stranger: and the other 6 months is winter
You: oh ok, but temperature in winter is high too isn't it?
You: where do you live in Turkey?
Stranger: Istanbul
You: big city it is
Stranger: the temperature in winter is low enough for snow =D
Stranger: yeah, big city..
You: I've heared that turkish people do run a lot of Pizza restaurants in Germany, is that right?
Stranger: yes, right
You: My sister has been to germany and came back with that.
Stranger: there is too much Turkish people live in Germany
Stranger: :D
You: she told us that those "Turkish"Pizza doesn't taste like the real Italian Pizza
Stranger: maybe she had ate Turkish style pizza =P
You: possible yes
Stranger: what do you know about Turkey and Turks more?
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 23:10

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You: hello
Stranger: oi oi
Stranger: asl?
You: female, 23, shangzou
You: you?
Stranger: Male 25 Melbourne
You: Ah, Sydney
Stranger: almost;)
You: Yeah, Sydney
Stranger: It's 4 hours driving, not far...
You: you rich?
Stranger: mwoah... what do you call rich?
You: you happy?
Stranger: always, and u?
You: In China we say: ni chang wi zo chua
Stranger: And what does that means? I don't speak Chinese;)
You: Means: poor people stink
Stranger: hehehe
You: So, marry me?
Stranger: Nope, ni chang wi zo chua.... All chinese are poor;)
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vast goed | 15-04-09 | 23:09

Wat een leuk spelletje!

Pinjataaa! | 15-04-09 | 23:08

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi GeenStijl?
Stranger: Reken maar..... :)
You: LOL
Stranger: Echt wel....... web 3.0 moehaha.....
You: Meaui!

Sickling | 15-04-09 | 23:08

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Stranger: jack bauer?
You: yes
Stranger: YEAH!
You: how did u find me
Stranger: found you
Stranger: random...
You: i can see tha
You: that blows
Stranger: and i smelled for blood..
Stranger: did good right
You: no
You: u should have smelled pussy
Stranger: bot?>
Stranger: aah.. lame..
You: epic fail
Stranger: i did smell cum...
You: true
Stranger: rofl:P
You: i just did your mum
Stranger: ftw.. lets play hide and seek.. 1...2...3....4....
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**SplatterThrash** | 15-04-09 | 23:07

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You: Say hi!
Stranger: Ah!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Yeah you did it!
Stranger: oh phew.
You: Proud of you !
Stranger: thank you.
You: yw
Stranger: That was a lot of pressure right there.
You: Yeah I know, sorry.... Just to test you
Stranger: How'd I do?
You: You scored 4 out of 5 points
You: Not bad
Stranger: Ah man.
Stranger: That's 80%
Stranger: B-
You: Probably
Stranger: My folks are gonna kill me.
You: Kill for a B-?
You: Feel sorry for you
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Though I like the idea of being one of the last persons you talked to
Stranger: If I don't get higher than an A- in saying hi, my Dad will have my head.
You: Hmm
You: It was the "Ah!" part that killed you
Stranger: Well you scared me!
Stranger: I'm sorry.
Stranger: I don't mean to point fingers.
Stranger: I should have been ready.
You: Yeah you should....
You: But it's okay
You: You'll learn to live with it
You: I'm sure it won't happen again
Stranger: Could we, like, do a retest, and have you not tell anyone?
You: We could try....
You: Say hi!
Stranger: uaslkdjfads
Stranger: HI!!!!!
You: Wow!
You: You did it !!
You: You learn fast
Stranger: aw. you're just sayin' that.
You: Well I wouldn't want to disappoint you
Stranger: How'd I do?
You: Actually...... 3 out of 5.....
Stranger: **dead**
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mrfreeze | 15-04-09 | 23:02

Ok .... nu heb ik echt de lolligste gevonden... vooral tegen het einde...

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You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: als ?
Stranger: 18 m holland :D
You: I said it first you go first :)
Stranger: now you
You: 19 f uk
Stranger: nice ^^
Stranger: where in uk do u live ?
You: liverpool..
Stranger: okay
You: where in holland do you live and what is your name?
Stranger: how are u ?
Stranger: between rotterdam and the hague
You: ok
Stranger: and my name is dylan
Stranger: and you ?
You: dylan .. that's an english name :D
You: kylie
You: I'm fine btw how are you ?
Stranger: haha :P yeah , much people have the name dylan here too :p
Stranger: me 2 ^^
Stranger: kylie is a nice name ^^
Stranger: what are u do in normal live ?
You: well thank you... you little charmer
Stranger: (A)
You: I attend university :)
Stranger: oh nice ^^
You: and you ?
Stranger: you are a smart person (A) ?
You: well I don't know... I guess so.. .. ;)
Stranger: im studying :P but not the university :P
You: ok what do you do than
Stranger: ict :P you know wat that is ?:P
You: Yes it's with computerprogramming...
You: why are you on omegle
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i was bored :P
Stranger: and you ?
You: well.. I was bored and was looking for some.. ''kinky'' time ;-)
Stranger: oehlala (A)
Stranger: do you have msn ^^?
You: well I do... but... I don't know if I should give it...
You: I'm a bit... shy and scared
Stranger: why not ?
Stranger: you can block me if im so scary :P
Stranger: and you dont have to be shy ^^
You: well pass me yours than I'll ad you
You: add*
Stranger: okay ^^
Stranger: [email protected]
You: Hahahahaha smile je gaat op geenstijl staan :P
You: je email wordt alleen wel weggehaald :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: je doet maar
Stranger: zit ik ook bij ^^
You: juah email adres mag weg vind ik das te flauw
You: ook lid van powned?
Stranger: dus kan het er zo weer van af halen
Stranger: mod
Stranger: ben ik
You: tuurlijk ;)
Stranger: en ik heet niet eens zo
You: ik zal het zien :)

hollandschevisch | 15-04-09 | 22:58

Stranger: hi
You: Hi I am leonore
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 17 F NY
Stranger: hey leonore
Stranger: i'm jon nice to meet you
Stranger: 24/m/holland
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am fine jon, how are you?
Stranger: also fine, thanks
Stranger: been around on this site for a long time?
You: No since yesterday.. A friend of mine told me this was a lot of fun
You: and you?
Stranger: kinda new.. your about my 5th chat mate :)
Stranger: yeah its kinda fun to be linked with random people
You: your fifth, great and how am I doing so far?
Stranger: your doing fine ;)
You: excellent, what are your hobbys?
Stranger: my mouse points miles away from the disconnect button :P
You: yay, keep that spirit
Stranger: I like watching movies, playing the guitar, going to the sportschool
Stranger: you?
You: well I am a cheer leader;) and like to chat with my friends and to party etc
You: and I like to read thrillers
Stranger: sounds like fun
You: are you strong?
Stranger: o yeah reading, thats something I like every now and then
You: what is your favourite novel?
Stranger: depends on what you call strong, but I can probbably lift a 17y old cheer leader above my head ;)
Stranger: 1984 by george orwell
Stranger: boring huh? :P
You: i guess, I am like 57 Kilo ;)
You: Dont knoz :)
Stranger: 57 kilo shouldnt be a big problem ;)
You: I like David morell, you know?
Stranger: heard of him yeah
Stranger: but never read anything from his hand
You: well you probably knoz the rambo serie..
You: but i prefer his other work
Stranger: ah ok that guy :)
Stranger: i dont have a big knowledge about books and writers
You: I think he is better then Ludlum, Nicci french, Goddard and Kellerman all together
You: no problem
Stranger: when someone recommands me a book I just give it a try
You: but you play guitar! very nice
Stranger: yeah.. well actualy i'm a student ;)
You: what is your favourite song?
You: ahh whats your faculty?
Stranger: hold on a sec..
You: sure:
Stranger: back
Stranger: sorry for that
Stranger: no I mean i'm a guitar student hehe
You: ok, no problem;)
Stranger: i'm learning how to pley
Stranger: play
Stranger: and my favorite song.. thats a hard one. pff
Stranger: errm
Stranger: well i'm into coldplay music kinda
You: ok I like coldplay aswell
You: do you like lenny kravitz?
Stranger: yeah, he's ok
You: I love him!
Stranger: :D
You: do you like your country? never bin there, even never bin in europ
Stranger: I've got tickets for the coldplay concert in holland in september.. whoeeee
You: really? I am jealous
You: jon?
Stranger: well. its a cold country with no nice blue sea, no mountains. We've legalized softdrugs and some other stuff so..
No I dont like my country lol
You: then move to the US :)
Stranger: I just might one day
You: Jon, Can i trust you?
Stranger: Sure, why?
You: i mean, normally I dont speak xwith strangers but I have something on my mind
Stranger: ok, shoot :)
You: there is a boy in my school who want to take me to the Prom.. and he has rent an hotel for the night.. I told him I dont want to spend the night with him but he told me it will be ok after some champagne...
You: Now I am very squared..
Stranger: hmz
Stranger: The guy has everything planned so it seems
You: yes..
You: but he is very popular...
Stranger: If you dont feel comfortable having sex with him (because thats where it will probbably end) you just should not do it.
You: and I cant refure him because then everybody will hate me
Stranger: He may be populair, but your interest in him counts greater than his populairity. doesnt it?
You: yes i think you are right..
You: thanks for your help
Stranger: I think it will only make you more populair. Refusing a populair guy makes you the girl who is to good for the popu guy ;)
You: you think, but I dont want to be popular..
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MartinGeee | 15-04-09 | 22:57

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You: hey
Stranger: Hello my name's Igor, support gay marriage. Like jacking off, chat, you know - bit of a douchebag but that's okay. I'm scruffy, a bit soft around the edges, and can suffocate you with my weight.
You: fantastic!!!
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: YOU'RE MY FIRST FRIEND!
Stranger: I HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN AGES
You: Finally found my soulmate!!!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT YOU
You: the same but my name is olga!
Stranger: OH MAN
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A STACHE?
Stranger: MOUSTACHE
You: well, if i don't wax it i do have one... nice and soft
You: do you like that soulmate?
Stranger: JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT
You: Fantastic!!!!!
Stranger: I throw up sometimes
Stranger: from eating too much
Stranger: i hope you don't mind
You: me too!! but also from drinking
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: So whens' the last time you saw your toes?
You: To be secure I have 4 empty buckets near my bed
Stranger: Oh that's good
Stranger: I should do that
You: I feel a bit cornered....
You: thats a sensitive question igor...
Stranger: well
Stranger: to be safe
Stranger: i haven't seen them
You: the last time was when i was two
Stranger: :O
Stranger: THREE.
Stranger: THEY MADE ME TAKE MEDICATION
You: How sad!!
You: well my mom just stuffed me with all the fat food you can imagine!
Stranger: save some FOR MEEE
Stranger: but leave the ketchup
Stranger: i'm on a diet
You: its all finished, unless you will eat it from my buckets..
Stranger: I TAKE EVERYTHING
You: diet coke aswell?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's all i drink
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Het werd hem iets te veel denk ik...

femfataal | 15-04-09 | 22:56

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Stranger: hi
You: cheese
Stranger: how you doing?
You: i'm fine :)
You: long time no see!
Stranger: no that right
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Holland you
Stranger: ?
You: Laos
You: I've been to Holland once!
Stranger: where?
You: I'm still stoned man
You: Laos
Stranger: hahahha dope
You: Near Vietnam
Stranger: aight okey
Stranger: chilll

mrfreeze | 15-04-09 | 22:56

niet alleen maar denk ik.... of iedereen speelt zo mooi mee

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:55

Hahaha GS neemt echt alles over daar... alleen nog maar reaguurders daar

RightSide | 15-04-09 | 22:53

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You: hi
You: hru
Stranger: fab
Stranger: you?
You: fap
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:53

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You: howdy partner
Stranger: tually football
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wrong window
Stranger: howdy
Stranger: u like football
You: american football?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: english
You: oh thats soccer right
Stranger: no its football
Stranger: but you yanks love to call it soccer
Stranger: lol
You: 22 fags running behind some leather ball.. not my style
You: im dutch thank you....
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**SplatterThrash** | 15-04-09 | 22:52

buikpijn van het lachen zo onderhands.... geweldig!!!!!!! Volgende prank iets met shoarma en zelf gemaakte knoflooksaus.........

export_beer | 15-04-09 | 22:51

Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: whats new
Stranger: u watching the baseball game?
You: i rather watch 17 yr old girls mudfight
You: but that's not on tv
You: so .. yeah!
Stranger: 17? thats a little young
You: yeah , but i'm 8, so that's ok
Stranger: anon?
You: what's anon?
Stranger: you
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Erique | 15-04-09 | 22:50

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: u female?
You: haha... no
You: sorry
You: better luck next time
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Bugil | 15-04-09 | 22:48

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You: is that you Yoda?
Stranger: use the force!
You: It's me Obi - Wan......
You: ya good old buddie!!!
You: how is Luke today???

Stranger: haha woo
Stranger: he is good, he is good
You: and Han????
Stranger: all good
You: and Leila???? she's still in the porn industrie???
Stranger: yep i can't get her out of it
Stranger: bad bad leila
You: try harder buddie!!!! I meet some day's ago a great director...
Stranger: who
You: gonzo style....
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 22:47

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Stranger: Yea
You: so
Stranger: xD
You: this is great
Stranger: of course
Stranger: what your name? xD
You: you can actually do a live shit on the toilet and chat with a total stranger
Stranger: it is amazing ;)
You: that is so great
You: still there ?
Stranger: i agree with you
You: normally i like to read a paper or some when shitting
You: now i just connect to omegle.com and shit and talk to a stranger
Stranger: i like how smell my bunghole
You: which makes a graet shit experience
You: ah
You: think im done here
Stranger: yeah
You: so
Stranger: where r u from shit boy?))
You: thanks for the interest
You: and maybe till the next shit
You: bye!
Stranger: bye)
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wazabi | 15-04-09 | 22:46

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Stranger: do you believe in god?
You: yes, he is my father
Stranger: whoa, big JC
You: yes
Stranger: how ya been man?
You: today I learned to moonwalk over the water, so I'm feeling great now
You: hru?
Stranger: that's probably the most bamf thing i've ever heard
Stranger: oh, you know. still trying to master just plain old walking on water
Stranger: can't really get it though
You: just think you walk on oil
Stranger: is that what you do?
Stranger: i KNEW your dad wouldn't give you a power that cool otherwise.
You: yes man, off course!!
Stranger: no offense, you dad's kind of a drag
You: most people who are trying to think it's oil and can't do it afterwards, live in Africa now
You: we've named them negro
Stranger: maybe i shouldn't try it then. i don't want aids, really...
You: but you get pets for free
Stranger: but... i don't want a pet that could eat me.
You: 1000 new fresh flies every day man!!!
Stranger: wooo!
Stranger: this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
You: all african negros are happy with me!!
Stranger: yeah, because you've got white missionaries over there preaching the word of the lord to them instead
You: yes but I didn't mentioned that...
Stranger: "hey guys, know how you all have aids and stuff?? well, DON'T use protection when you have sex. i know, i know, you're worried about spreading the disease, but seriously, god doesn't like it. he'll watch out for you, don't worry."
Stranger: who did then?
You: I've discovered white Chocolate.... Because all negros were losing their fingers when eating that black chocolate
Stranger: why is chocolate capitalized?
You: why?
Stranger: why.
You: but what are you doing here man?
Stranger: i was actually going to ask you that. JC's not exactly known for public appearances
You: time changes man....
Stranger: guess so...
You: I'm looking for the most poor country where I have to go next.... you have some advise?
Stranger: hmm. i don't know about poor, but mexico's pretty fucked up right now.
Stranger: or, you could fix america's economy
Stranger: ehhh? ehhhhh?
Stranger: *nudge nudge wink wink*
You: well I guess I have to do some extra hours of work....
You: First have to check how those extra hours will be paid... I hope 150%
Stranger: talk to Obama
Stranger: or karl rove. i'm figuring he's got some pull in hell that he could hook you up with
You: no... Obama has fallen in the oil, he is a bad man without believe!!
You: I have to go, their is some whine and bread waiting for me
Stranger: good, athiests ftw!
You: bye my son!
Stranger: goodbye JC!
You: POWNED

Stranger: FALCON PUNCH!
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:46

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wassup?
You: whos stronger, the flash or wolverine
Stranger: wolverine of course
You: why
Stranger: adamantium bones dude!
You: but the flash is like superhyperspeedy
Stranger: so what ..... if he has to hurt wolverine, he will have to some close .... and that's when the claws do their magic :)
Stranger: you a comic nerd?
You: thats a good point
You: no
You: im just a nerd
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: me too
Stranger: lol
You: do you play chess?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Holland
You: you?
Stranger: a little ... developed a j2me chess app once
Stranger: Inde
Stranger: India
You: do u think you are a nerd, or do people say it?
Stranger: you are third dutch fellow that I am chatting with 2day
You: blame www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: people were saying that to me a for a long time .... and now I beleive it as well
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what abt u?
Stranger: born nerd?
Stranger: or made one?
You: i was born naked, and my parents turned me into one
Stranger: oho
Stranger: :)
Stranger: you into IT?
You: they say its better for me, so i make lots of money when im done with studying
You: it no thats boring and all nerds do that
You: i do economics
You: and the girl next door ofcourse :)
Stranger: you studying? me as well ....... doing graduate studies in comp app
Stranger: ha ha :)
Stranger: of course
Stranger: that is reason enough to study
Stranger: :)
You: indeed
Stranger: but in my case it's tragic
You: nerds are completly hip these days
Stranger: both of my ex's are in the same class
Stranger: in my class!
You: so do a threesome
Stranger: nerd is the new cool!
You: indeed
Stranger: threesome??

**SplatterThrash** | 15-04-09 | 22:45

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You: Boo
Stranger: United were not brilliant tonight, but they were solid, composed and controlled, and they won with a moment of genius. Porto only really created one decent chance, and will be vexed that they didn't take advantage of their first leg superiority.
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Ehm.... tja..... boeiend nietwaar?

Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 22:44

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Stranger: hi
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Zo kan het dus ook!

drama | 15-04-09 | 22:40

Stranger: hi
You: Rutger is homo
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Fappertje | 15-04-09 | 22:39

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You: hi
Stranger: male or female?
You: email
Stranger: male or female?
You: postduif
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:32

You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'm bored.
You: me to
You: only bored ppl talk to strangers
Stranger: Haha, yeah :P
Stranger: Well, not entirely.
Stranger: I've deliberately sent messages to people I don't know out of interest.
Stranger: Dating sites and such.
You: lol
You: im mosly watching porn
Stranger: What kind?
Stranger: I'm actually looking at some hentai myself.
You: fat lesbians
Stranger: Haha, awesome.
Stranger: Can I get a link? I love BBW.
You: :p
You: www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: I see no fat lesbians there.
You: and smillleee youre on it :P
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mafkeesje | 15-04-09 | 22:31

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Stranger: hey
You: Bang!
Stranger: fuck
You: nice
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 22:31

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Stranger: picard is better than kirk
Stranger: discuss
Stranger: NOW!
You: uhm
Stranger: wait i didnt need the NOW!
Stranger: jut "discuss is good enough
Stranger: i do apologise
You: u better be
Stranger: that doesnt even work
Stranger: i better be apologise?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: alright
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**SplatterThrash** | 15-04-09 | 22:30

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You: Joehoe
Stranger: TheSmizz.com
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 22:30

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: &#1087;&#1088;&#1080;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090;
Stranger: huh? where are you from?
You: &#1042;&#1099; &#1093;&#1086;&#1090;&#1080;&#1090;&#1077; &#1077;&#1073;&#1072;&#1090;&#1100; &#1084;&#1077;&#1085;&#1103; &#1074; &#1084;&#1086;&#1077;&#1084; &#1084;&#1091;&#1076;&#1072;&#1082;?
You: Belarus
You: and you?
Stranger: the netherlands
You: ?
Stranger: we are going to beat you at the eurovision song contest
Stranger: HOLLAND
You: netherlands is an island right?
You: Eurovision Song Contest no chance
Stranger: is every belarusian so quick in typing?
You: all countries here in east europe have deals
You: I studied
Stranger: i know
Stranger: You studied and you think the netherlands is an island....
You: it isn't?
Stranger: no
You: you're joking me right?
Stranger: it is behind germany and belgium
You: no chance
You: that's England
Stranger: holland has some small islands like each country has
Stranger: hahahaahahaha
You: it has?
Stranger: look at the map!
You: wait.....
Stranger: i will
You: I'm searching right now
You: I want to know it now
You: you were joking right?
Stranger: maps.google.nl/maps?hl=nl&tab=wl
You: look at this map: homepages.wmich.edu/~hega/PSCI340/imag...
You: you see?
Stranger: i told you i live in the netherlands
You: I don't have Netherlands on my map....
You: homepages.wmich.edu/~hega/PSCI340/imag...
Stranger: on your map you can find it above france above belgium and left of germany
You: I don't have Belgium on my map either.... hmm strange
Stranger: wait a sec
You: fuck map
Stranger: maps.google.nl/maps?hl=nl&tab=wl
Stranger: you can zoom
You: &#1042;&#1089;&#1077;, &#1095;&#1090;&#1086; &#1075;&#1086;&#1083;&#1083;&#1072;&#1085;&#1076;&#1089;&#1082;&#1080;&#1081; &#1085;&#1072;&#1088;&#1086;&#1076; &#1075;&#1083;&#1091;&#1087;&#1099;&#1081;?
You: hmmm.....
Stranger: we call our country NEDERLAND
You: I see
You: well, it seems you are right
You: is it a new country?
Stranger: and where are you from?
You: I really only new a Island called Netherlands
You: I'm from Belarus, Minsk
Stranger: no it's nearly 6000 years old like the rest of the world
You: wow
You: it isn't that big is it?
Stranger: I know minsk becouse i studied.. hahaha
Stranger: no we only have 17 million people here
Stranger: enough i think
You: ok, it's enough I guess?
You: lol
You: yes exactly
You: so you people talk english in Netherlands?
Stranger: may i ask you: which carbrands are big in Belarus?
Stranger: no we have our own language: Nederlands
Stranger: I will write a sentence in Nederlands: hoe gaat het met jou?
Stranger: it means: How are you today?
You: wow seems difficult to speak
Stranger: not if you are born here
You: big car brands here are Toto (Russian) and Lada
Stranger: i spoke many people from different countries, they all told me that the dutch people easily speak different languages becouse of de difficulty of our own language
Stranger: LADA???
You: yes lada is big here
Stranger: lada is our poor mans car ( like dacia was before)
in our country were sold 40 lada's in 2008
Stranger: big brands are here: Citroën, Renault, Peugeot, Opel, Volkswagen
You: wow, you have own car brands in Netherlands?
Stranger: we have a small production facility where Mitsubishi build a couple of thousands cars a year
Stranger: nothing else
You: ah ok,
You: so, back to your own language
Stranger: I work at a Renault store
Stranger: ok, what do you want to know about my language
You: before I spoke to a type also from Netherlands and he wrote 1 word in your language, all with caps. Is that normal in your language?
Stranger: no, we use only one letter with <SHIFT> at the begin of a sentence or when it's a name
You: strange....
Stranger: whats your age?
You: 24
Stranger: I am 26
You: it was soemthing with PO....... rest I don't know
You: ok nice age
Stranger: what do you do for a living
Stranger: PO ????
Stranger: no idea
You: I work in a factory over here
Stranger: a factory
Stranger: what does your factory make?
You: coca cola
You: :-)
You: nothing russian
Stranger: serious?
You: yes
Stranger: a big brand, we only drink coca cola (light) in the Netherlands
You: we have pepsi too in belarus
Stranger: allright, we also have pepsi but coca cola is much more sold here
Stranger: and what do you do with the coca cola?
You: ok here too
You: and Sinalco you know that brand?
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: are you often here on this site?
Stranger: no, today for the first time
Stranger: i read about this on a dutch weblog
You: ah ok
Stranger: I will thank you for this nice conversation, maybe we'll meet again.
I am now going to connect to another stranger, OK?
You: ok, can I have your name?
You: Mine is Dimitri
Stranger: Arjan
You: nic to meet you
You: doei! :-)
You: POWNED

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:29


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You: Klabang
Stranger: I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.
Stranger:

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.


You: If I repeat that, you will no longer be in control
Stranger: Repeat after me.

I am nA woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? ow controlling your motor skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

Repeat after me.

I am now controlling your motor
Stranger: skills. Obey my will. Do not try to fight it, embrace the change.

R
You: Can I shoot my mother in law instead?
Stranger: make it so
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 22:29

*Wacht in alle eerlijkheid op het 4stijl /b/ board.* Of geenstijl /b/ board. of geenchan natuurlijk.

Liefst Vanachter | 15-04-09 | 22:28

-weggejorist-

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 22:27

Vooruit, eentje dan:

Stranger: hello
You: Hi, i am 18, blond and 50 kg
Stranger: i guess so
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 male austria
You: Sydney here!
Stranger: austria not australia
You: so no lalalala?
Stranger: lalala?
You: You know
You: lalalala
Stranger: no i dont know lalala
You: Oepsiepoepsie?
You: Yabadabada?
Stranger: could you say just normally
You: Ok: la, la, la.
You: Well?
Stranger: wtf
You: Deutsch?
Stranger: ja
You: AHA, DAN WIRDE ICH MEIN CAPSLOCK BRAUCHEN
Stranger: wieso
You: DANN VERSTEHST DU MICH BESSER

vast goed | 15-04-09 | 22:27

Stranger: will u show me ur pics?
You: depends
You: are you female?
Stranger: nope.iam male
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PuistenZuiger | 15-04-09 | 22:27

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You: hi
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Tja... | 15-04-09 | 22:27


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Stranger: hi
You: Boo
Stranger: geenstijl.nl
You: Whahahaha, alweer een Nederlander
Stranger: saai. niet een reaguurder dus?
You: Oh, dat ligt aan mijn bui
Stranger: wel een vrouw natuurlijk
You: Als je wat lolligs op geenstijl.nl wilt zetten dan wil ik best idiote teksten gaan uitkramen hoor
You: Ben ik een vrouw? Wie weet
Stranger: cupmaat?
You: Tja, dan zou ik ff moeten meten
Stranger: cammen dan?
You: Ik heb hier nog wel een borstel liggen, is dat wat?
Stranger: volgens mij bent u een man
You: Jij mag door voor de ijskast
Stranger: geil.hoelang is je klabanus
You: 30 cm
Stranger: dit kan niet zo langer.ik ga
Stranger: opzoek naar een reaguurder
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Frankaja | 15-04-09 | 22:26

lol @ jhonney... dat was een leuk gesprekje.

**SplatterThrash** | 15-04-09 | 22:26

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what are you doing right now ?
You: wanking
Stranger: marvelous
You: you
Stranger: you've been wanking fo 6 hours straight
Stranger: I have something in my mouth
You: that short
You: make my day, whats in it
Stranger: I'm starting to chew it now
Stranger: fried chicken
You: hot :p
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: what are your vitals ?
You: dead?
Stranger: you're a dumb shit . No wonder all you can do is wank
Stranger: get a gf
Stranger: LOSER

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mafkeesje | 15-04-09 | 22:25

You: Hi
Stranger: Hi.. Can I help you?
You: yes
You: maybe
Stranger: what do you need?
You: i need some penis enlargement
Stranger: hmm. who doesnt
You: my best friend
Stranger: I have some suggestions
You: like 34 cm
You: i got only 8 cm
You: i't good to hear them
Stranger: long or width?
You: long
Stranger: Oh... sucks
You: no, nobody does
You: that's the problem

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 22:25

Zitten wel HEUL veel 17jarige Finse meisjes op die site... muhahaha

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 22:24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: holland
You: u?
Stranger: ARGH NOT AGAIn
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Koelkast Magneet | 15-04-09 | 22:23

You: Hi!
Stranger: ha long
You: +1
You: foe jong hai?
Stranger: wang tsi mah pa zi
Stranger: oh nee heh
You: babi pang pang
You: gs?
Stranger: plus 1 een geen stijler
You: hahaha
You: jij dan?
Stranger: ik ook
Stranger: niet echt fap fap hier en geen teen
You: ja kut
Stranger: ben je een reaguurder of
You: is het hier overspoeld al?
You: jazeker
You: jij ook?
Stranger: ik ook
Stranger: nee je bent nu de 2e GSer die ik tegen kom/
You: je hoopte zeker op een fins meisje?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ben wel een fins meisje tegen gekomen... was jij dat lol
Stranger: met fin bedoel ik dan geen bontkraagje
You: ik denk niet dat ik dat was
Stranger: dan ben ik een echt fins meisje tegen gekomen
You: maar het zou zomaar kunnen. iedereen heet stranger hier viel me op =P
Stranger: voor de rest alleen maar, ja
Stranger: ik heet You
You: echt niet!
Stranger: ja echt
You: FAAL
You: +1
Stranger: jij heet toch ook you
Stranger: aan jou kant
You: ja maar jij heet bij mij toch echt vreemdeling
Stranger: dat klopt
Stranger: jij hier ook
You: ah vet xD
Stranger: dat is zo -1

Jhonney | 15-04-09 | 22:22

You: hi
Stranger: Hey there.
You: where you from?
Stranger: US, you?
You: netherlands
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: Dicking around the internet.
Stranger: Nothing important.
You: are you female or male?
Stranger: Male.
You: thought so
You: me too
Stranger: heh.
You: some girl
You: sent me picture on here
You: of her boobs
You: nude pics
Stranger: Really now? You lucky devil.
You: was pretty funny
You: wanna see those?
Stranger: Depending on whether the link looks suspect, sure.
You: img10.imageshack.us/img10/9007/winter1...
You: img12.imageshack.us/img12/1943/winter1...
You: img18.imageshack.us/img18/3034/winter1...
Stranger: lol
You: crazy girl
You: she was like "i have big boobs"
Stranger: WANNA SEE?
Stranger: lol
You: as i joke i said: "pictures! pictures!"
You: and she sent me those
Stranger: Ask and ye shall receive.
You: hehe
You: i will find another girl to do this
You: bye
Stranger: Later.

PuistenZuiger | 15-04-09 | 22:21

Super kansloos zeg.....

Ik ben nieuw | 15-04-09 | 22:21

Stranger: ja je moede;r)
You: nee ik
Stranger: kun je ook nog normaal doen?
You: waar woon jij?
You: haha.. hoe oud ben je?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: jij?
You: vmbo?
Stranger: nee
Stranger: dat diploma heb ik al
You: o haha.. en nu? MBO tuin en parktechniek?
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DINGES.. | 15-04-09 | 22:21

alle hollanders nu addicted aan Omegle HAHA:P

Markvoetbalgek1 | 15-04-09 | 22:18

Stranger: hoi
You: hallo
You: pikkestijn
You: hoe heet je?
Stranger: prittstift
You: ik ben wim heitinga
You: heb net ruktor gebaft
Stranger: ken je johnny
You: was lekker alleen hanneke groenteman ging zich ermee bemoeien
You: uhmm ja van naam
Stranger: ik ook
You: mooi
Stranger: echt zinloos gebeuren dit
You: ik ga nu dit posten
Stranger: dan doe ik dit
You: wat?
Stranger: dit
You: doe nog eens
Stranger: dit
You: hoe zei je?
Stranger: q u j i l x x met dubbel s op het begin
You: haakje sluiten nog he
You: dit gaan ze zo allemaal lezen
Stranger: hoeft niet met nieuwe spelling
You: best grappig idee
You: witte boekje of groene boekje?
You: boeit ook geen reet
You: de ballen
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PuistenZuiger | 15-04-09 | 22:18

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: where you from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you?
You: the netherlands
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:-(

blijekop | 15-04-09 | 22:14

Het is nu officieel, ben verslaafd aan Omegle!!

femfataal | 15-04-09 | 22:13

Deutschland, +1 voor jou!

blijekop | 15-04-09 | 22:12

@ Supermarkt_Oorlog

a1271 | 15-04-09 | 22:10

+1

a1271 | 15-04-09 | 22:10

Je zou toch zeggen dat de kans dat je op die site een nederlander tegenkomt statistisch gezien niet zo groot is, maar ik ben nu een half uurtje aan het "omeglen" en spreek alleen maar oversexte NL pubers..

Henkster | 15-04-09 | 22:10

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hihi hihihi hi hihihi
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 22:07

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gay
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Filterzakje | 15-04-09 | 22:04

-weggejorist-

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 22:02

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Stranger: hi*
Stranger: salut
Stranger: hola
Stranger: hallo
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: asshole
You: sucking
You: licking
You: right?
Stranger: age
Stranger: sex
Stranger: location
You: 18, yes, bed
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 22:01

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You: !ih
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Lee_Uskes | 15-04-09 | 21:58

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: Whats your name/
You: ?
Stranger: Anusha
Stranger: and yours?
You: Geen Stijl
Stranger: ben ik jou net ook al tegengekomen?
You: :-)
You: Nee
You: net GS gelezen :-)
Stranger: oh oke :P
Stranger: welke klas zit je?
Stranger: of studeer je al
You: Ehhh... ik reis altijd eerste klas
Stranger: dat bedoel ik niet ;)
Stranger: hoe oud ben je?
You: te oud voor deze BS :-)
Stranger: boeiend :P hoe oud dan?
Stranger: zolang je geen 60 bent :p
You: Oh man ik ben al 43
You: technologisch fossiel
Stranger: haha okee
Stranger: nou ja, hier is niet zo veel technologisch inzicht voor nodig
You: Hoe lang zit je hier al te kijken?
Stranger: deze site?
You: Yep
Stranger: ehm, n uurtje of zo
Stranger: en gister ook even
Stranger: vind het wel grappig
You: wauw ik ben net binnen
Stranger: okee
You: Ik ga er weer eens vandoor dit was wel weer genoeg voor 1 avondje
Stranger: okee
Stranger: doeidoei
You: see you :-)
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MyCatIsDoingThis | 15-04-09 | 21:53

Stranger: HELLO!
You: eye brouws
You: eye brows
You: how you spell that
Stranger: erhm.. let's see...
You: eyebrowes
You: help
You: tell mee
Stranger: eyebrow !
Stranger: xD
You: ok and the multiple times
You: eyebrowses?
You: or -e
You: -es
You: i mean
You: ?
You: ....
Stranger: why do u wonder m8 ? xD my speciality is the ass

Supermarkt_Oorlog | 15-04-09 | 21:53

Stranger: hi
You: ello
Stranger: come on
Stranger: if you're too lazy to type a friggin 'h', I don't want to talk to you

blijekop | 15-04-09 | 21:52

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 female finland
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: u?
You: cool
Stranger: this is going to sound weird, but do you want to help me win a bet?
You: are u handsome?
You: wel i like winning so yes please
Stranger: my friend bet me $20 that i couldnt get one girl on omegle to send me a nude picture of herself by the end of the day
Stranger: me and my friend are the only ones who will see it, then im deleting it
You: well that shouldn't be a big deal
Stranger: oh cool
You: but can't send pics on omegle
Stranger: you can put it on imageshack.com
Stranger: and send a link
You: a maybe can give u a link
You: of video
You: ?
Stranger: well if you have one that would work
Stranger: as long as you are nude
You: hehehe you dirty boy
Stranger: haha. its the bet!
You: well ok this is me doing some fitness www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/351811/709607...
You: nude ofcourse
You: u like it?
Stranger: is that really you?
You: yeah it's me filmed by my ex
You: why? don't like it?
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: do you have a photo of yourself so i can be sure its you?
You: thanks
You: well not here right now, i'm not at my home pc
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you have any online?
You: well i have no pics online but there is something else
Stranger: what else?
You: you just got powned by geenstijl.nl
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frotje | 15-04-09 | 21:51

@bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 21:48
LOL

appart | 15-04-09 | 21:51

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:49
Stranger: Thank you, what is your name?
You: Oyasuminasai
..
xD

Weissmann | 15-04-09 | 21:51

Stranger: im ur mum's boyfriend
You: oh is that so?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: she likes me for my unusually large dick
You: really?
Stranger: she likes to play with it in the tub
Stranger: tub tub tub ur boat
You: we dont have a tub.
Stranger: yea she comes to my house
Stranger: cuz we dont want to wake u and make u cry
You: my mother has one leg. she cant move on her own..
Stranger: i was holdin her in the air fuckin her all the way there and back

whatevaa

Weissmann | 15-04-09 | 21:50

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Japan
You: and you?
Stranger: Im from England
Stranger: How old are you and are you male or female?
You: ah ok, so you speak good english I hope?
You: I'm19 and female
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm 31 and male
Stranger: My name is Lee pleased to meet you
You: ah ok
You: Lee is a good name over here
Stranger: Thank you, what is your name?
You: Oyasuminasai
Stranger: That is a lovely name
You: it mean s good night
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:49

You: please, help me
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: oke
You: i'm having a litle problem
Stranger: PLEASE WRITE IN CAPS, I'M BLIND ON MY LEFT EYE
You: lol
You: so you half a dog to help you?
Stranger: what ?
You: well you're half blind
You: you won't need the whole dog
Stranger: kinda stupid but ok
Stranger: what's your problem ?
You: i can't read

bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 21:48

en nu doen we msn'nen :D

j0shua | 15-04-09 | 21:37

jij faalt echt keihard.

Farmill | 15-04-09 | 21:45

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: o no is it you again?
Stranger: Who is me/
You: richard gere?
Stranger: I dislike that actor.
You: ok fine me too
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: so how are you
You: belgium
You: you?
Stranger: antwerp?
You: no gent
Stranger: New York.
Stranger: GENT!
Stranger: Big center for Breakcore
You: aight
Stranger: Do you like electronic music?
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Henkster | 15-04-09 | 21:45

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how are ya?
You: doin alright? how bout urself?
Stranger: Im not too bad
Stranger: I cant complain anyway
You: So, are you a prostitute?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: Im a rentboy
You: hows buisiness?
Stranger: a pain in the ass
You: broehahahahhaha
Stranger: ya gotta pay the bills
You: well.... there is light at the end of the tunnel..
Stranger: probably a freight train
You: hopefully its a yellow freight tr`in
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 21:45

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: whOOt
Stranger: I have a 5.5 inches tool. What do you think?
You: pfff
Stranger: pfff?
Stranger: is it big? normal? small?
You: small
Stranger: do you think?
Stranger: are you a female?
You: yes 17
Stranger: I am a male, 24.
Stranger: Do you have a boyfriend? How long is his?
Stranger: What would be the ideal size?
You: 11.5 inches
You: where are you from
Stranger: Brazil.
Stranger: you?
Stranger: 11.5 inches??? that's huge!
Stranger: you are kidding
You: im from holland and 11 / 14 inches is normal here
Stranger: that is absurd!!
Stranger: here the normal is from 5 to 7
You: but you can play with it so its good
Stranger: what would you do if you were here?
You: ik like the sun its rainy here
Stranger: here it is rainy too
Stranger: would you like to play with my dick?
You: i think it is to small for me. when you stuck it in my pussy i can`t feel it, i`m sorry for you
Stranger: :(
Stranger: my ex girlfriend told me the same thing
You: go to your doctor my freind
Stranger: he says it is a normal penis
You: ow then is his dick also to small, ask it you friends
Stranger: my friends are just a little bigger
You: do you have tryd viagra
You: for more info go to www.kimholland.nl
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nou de typhus met je nu ga ik op zoek naar die finse, de brazieliaan heb ik nu al gehad

Dj DD | 15-04-09 | 21:45

Lol @ Dr.Who hoedevuk
Stranger: hi
You: hi dan maar he
Stranger: asl?
You: nee kabel
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Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 21:45

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You: hi i'm so depressed my girlfriend broke up with me today
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You: ohhh i feel so bad about it
Stranger: consider yourself not the worst guy in the world
You: yes but we where together for 3 years
Stranger: why did she break up with you anyway
You: she said i was 2 old for her
You: i'm 28 now she's 10
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Stranger: how older?
Stranger: how did you fall in love?
You: we met at mc donalds
You: she was playing with the balls in the play area and i asked if she wanted 2 play with my balls
Stranger: you are sick
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Dr. Who ...the f..ck | 15-04-09 | 21:42

Stranger: hi.. asl?
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m swe :P
You: 25 cm
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Henkster | 15-04-09 | 21:41

@joshua: kansloos...

Henkster | 15-04-09 | 21:39

You: sort of yeah
Stranger: haha :D
You: and what about you
Stranger: well, im only 18 yet ;)
Stranger: so finishing my "abitur" :)
Stranger: and i don't know yet what to do :D
You: i see.. difficult age indeed
You: been there done that :P
Stranger: yeah ;D
You: get your driving license first :D
Stranger: i am :)
Stranger: went there today actually :D
Stranger: signed the treaty for driving lessons ;)
You: so, what i have always wanted to know
You: As you're German
You: you are either born in an audi a4 or a vw passat station

Maar wel een 18 jarige die eerst zei dat ze 30 was... en nu doen we msn'nen :D

j0shua | 15-04-09 | 21:37

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You: ¿ola?
Stranger: 26/m/germany you?
You: Ich suche meine fahrad!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: where are u from,?
You: Niederlände
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy natürlich. Dem ersten sinne war ein wietz
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Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 21:36

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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:33

You: G'day!
Stranger: im Fausto
Stranger: i love you
You: I'm Otsuaf
You: I hate you

Riichiie | 15-04-09 | 21:32

Tsjonge das nog best een uitdaging, gepowned worden door reaguurders. Gelukkig zitten er genoeg op die maffe site...

RedBill | 15-04-09 | 21:28

Stranger: your fabby to talk to!!
You: so are you
You: where are you from
Stranger: fabbyland?
Stranger: youu?
You: NO KIDDING
You: SO AM I
Stranger: YOU ARE?
You: I AM

onschuldigheid-zelve | 15-04-09 | 21:28

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: u first
Stranger: why
You: because
Stranger: i'm from the US
You: sure
Stranger: and you
You: I am from russia
Stranger: how old are you
You: 14
You: and u?
Stranger: 57
You: are u a pedophile?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have a wife
Stranger: and 3 childeren
You: SO?
Stranger: my wife gives me enough love
You: But does she give enough head?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I do research on new media
You: Really?
Stranger: and this is a whole new concept
You: WHy?
Stranger: it's my job
Stranger: yes

grote regelneger | 15-04-09 | 21:28

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Stranger: oi, quer ser minha namorada?
You: de tyfus met je kut taal
Stranger: moi
Stranger: suklaa
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Dj DD | 15-04-09 | 21:26

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Stranger: hola
You: aluhoedje....
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: oh god!!!! they are coming!!!
Stranger: who?
You: help me buddie!!!
Stranger: ok}
Stranger: run and dont look back
You: you must no surrender!!!!!!
Stranger: in the second corner turn rigth
Stranger: and enter the tird door
You: they coming!!!! holy shit......
Stranger: theres an old man
Stranger: say you will come for me
Stranger: he will undersatand
You: look at your backyard!!!! buddie!!!! grab your gun!!!
You: those sons of bitches coming!!!!!!
You: remember 1947 buddie???
Stranger: put your finger in your bonehole and try to blow whot the mouth close
You: area 51...?? those sons of bitches coming to get there brother!!!!!!
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 21:25

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You: asl?
Stranger: je moeder !
You: geenstijl?
Stranger: wat anders ?
You: euh finse meid van 15
Stranger: tweeling dan en doe mij de andere !
You: achtling, kun je dat aan
You: ?
Stranger: ik wil het graag proberen
Stranger: En dan met een mega smile m'n kist in :D
You: juist dat overleef je nooit
Stranger: mooie dood. Dat dan weer wel
You: ja dat zeker
Stranger: Maar goed. Ik heb nog een achtling Grolsch koud staan. Es kijken hoe ver ik daarmee kom
You: porto manu aan het kijken
Stranger: wie ?
You: ik ga voor een brand
You: porto- manchester united
You: CL
Stranger: voetbal is voor homo's
You: aah, daarom was die achtling niet aan mij besteed
Stranger: damesbeachvolleybal !!!!!
You: onderwaterkickdammen voor dames!
Stranger: oke jij wint
You: dank!
You: mzzl
Stranger: ik ga kijken of er ook niet-geenstijlers te vinden zijn
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pykenike | 15-04-09 | 21:23

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You: hi
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Stranger: asl
You: A for Ass, S for Sucking and L for Licking??? or what do you mean with ASL?
Stranger: ru a guy?
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:22

heheheh, 99,9% zekekr een copy paste, wel een leuke

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:22

huh??

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Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 21:20

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You: Hi
Stranger: do you know jesus
You: yep
Stranger: do you love him?
You: nope
Stranger: why? :0
Stranger: Jesus loves you
You: do you know rick astley?
Stranger: no, i know only jesus
You: never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

DINGES.. | 15-04-09 | 21:18

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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:15

Zodra ze weten dat je Hollander bent of 17jarig meisje uit Finland weten ze niet hoesnel ze moeten wegkomen... LOL!

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 21:14

Stranger: You know what Bob told me?
You: Hi, random stranger
You: Bob, the pedophile?
Stranger: Nooooooo. Bob, the cool dude..
You: Oh really?
Stranger: Yes. Don't you know him?
You: What did he tell you?
You: Sure, I know Bob. He drives all the time
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Larie Koek | 15-04-09 | 21:13

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You: waarom moet ik altijd beginnen?
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Eentje met contact vrees.

Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 21:13

Oh en hi reaguurdert uit twente!!

keEschkkKachel | 15-04-09 | 21:12

@ Braboland

heheheh nice catch

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:11

Stranger: pardon?
Stranger: een reaguurder?
Stranger: wat is dat?
You: zak
You: www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nee.
Stranger: denk ik
You: :)
You: twentenaar?
Stranger: JOAh
You: ahaha
Stranger: jij ook?:)
You: nee

keEschkkKachel | 15-04-09 | 21:11

HAHAHA, dit is wel de beste van vandaag!

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi! I'm Bob.
You: And im a builder!
You: ccan we fix it?
Stranger: No kiddin'!
You: asl?
Stranger: Yes we can (ripped by Obama)
You: hahaha
You: where you from?
Stranger: England
Stranger: U?
You: oh cool... :D
You: Holland :P like 90% atm here
Stranger: Okay. Where from Holland? The dykes?
You: or as we all prefer 17, female, finland :P
You: no, to the belgium border :D
You: well, got some dykes to :D
Stranger: Is that a country, Belgium?
You: rofl... yes
You: at the south border of holland, between holland and france
You: where from the uk are you frnmo?
Stranger: Oh, I thought that just was an annoying stretch of road...
Stranger: Cumbria
You: hahaha, it is... :) and its a suspention-killer :)
You: Cumbria? never heard off
Stranger: Lake District rings a bell?
You: ah ye :D
You: do they swaffel their?
Stranger: I know Belgian Swaffels!
Stranger: With whipped cream!
You: ROFLMFAOMGBBQ
You: no SWAFFEL, not WAFFEL
Stranger: Waffel?
You: oh, the guys are gonna love this one!
You: smile your on www.geenstijl.nl
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Braboland | 15-04-09 | 21:10


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You: neuqen?
Stranger: what the hell does that even mean ?
You: it's great!!!
You: it is old as jesus.. ya know jesus was a male prostitute.....
Stranger: oh yeah ?
Stranger: i didnt know that
You: and good old mozes his pimp.....
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: you seem to know a lot 'bout religion
Stranger: what about buddha ?
You: they having great times in the good old days!!
Stranger: i bet they were
You: buddha is a goddamn faggot...... he like's a good cock in the morning..
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 21:09

***

You: Ellow
Stranger: hey where you from
You: Netherlands. You?
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***

Hahaha

Riichiie | 15-04-09 | 21:06

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Stranger: YO
You: high
Stranger: hay
You: ok?
Stranger: yes ok
Stranger: drinking on a lunch break: ok or no
You: ok off course
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
You: but why lunchbreak at 05.41 am?
Stranger: 2:41 PM here
You: wow
You: ok
Stranger: where are you?
You: dunno, somewhere between south pole and Cape the Good Hope
Stranger: haha wow
You: yeah
You: rubber boat, only have my laptop
Stranger: uh huh
You: good WLAN here
Stranger: yea hot spots must be like gold down there
You: yeah they are
Stranger: there must be a ton of rafts around there
You: uhuh, but I'm hungry....
You: last time I ate was 2 days ago, but that pinguin didn't tasted good
You: I'm trying to get to the pirates of Somalia
You: funny people over there
You: they know how to make money
You: but my Windows Vista tells me that in the next 200m I need to go left, marked by a big white shark
You: looking but I only see some whales
You: hmmmm.....
You: do you know if google maps will edit the route if you take the wrong exit?
You: well, I have to try it, going left now......
You: ok, everything seems ok, Vista tells me that in 34.560 Miles I see 3 gulls, there I need to have a break, because I'm over 3 hours sailing....
You: so you seem to be quite.... let's tell something about yourself, because in teh next 34.558 Miles I don't have anything to do
You: Stop trying to write, I think your keyboard isn't functioning anymore!!!
You: maybe just a loose cable?
You: you'd better check it
You: well ok, it seems you have left the building then..... I hope you didn't went to Burger King again.... you really have to check your figure man!
You: I really don't mind that you're so quite, I just hope you don't have a problem with me talking a lot
You: I tell you a story how I got into this rubber boat over here.... ok?
You: Well I think it's ok to you
You: For 3 years ago, I had the idea to build my own plane, no big one, just a plane for 2 people. Because most people fly in doubles... Why we need those big planes with their environment damage
Stranger: i see
You: So 2,5 years later I finished my plan. In my garage box, their it was, a supersonic 2 seater plane, without cockpit, because it takes of, fly and lands on autopilot
You: First trip I decided to take my neighbour with me
Stranger: one time on omegle i was cybersexing with some guy from chile and he let me poop on his face
You: I thought I gave in Wroncka, a place in the South of Poland, but instead I gave in south pole
You: when I saw some ice instead of water i decided it was time to exit the plane..... My neighbour wouldn't do that so he stayed in the plane and I jump out of it with my self-made Parachute/Rubber Boat creation
Stranger: speaking of vista i had to help my boss figure out his computer which is the first time vistas been introduced here
Stranger: so basically you are just narrating google maps
You: I landed and finished my rubber boat, then I saw my plane crash on some icebears, bursting into flames....
You: let's have a 2 minute silence for my neighbour please........
You: ok thank you
You: fuck...... I need help now!!!
You: Please tell me how I can get the attention of the captain of that big mammoth tanker that is heading right towards me!!!
You: quick!!!!!!
Stranger: pee on his face
You: I try....
You: fuck, it's to high, the wind.... It's all coming back into my face
Stranger: youre fucked
You: argh.... quick!!!!!!
Stranger: but they say a death with a face full of piss is better than any other
You: fuck...
You: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 21:05

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You: hey
Stranger: preet tweet
You: wanna switch?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: switch what?
You: you wanna be You:?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: see you in a minute!
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-LoKi- | 15-04-09 | 21:04

hehehe:

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You: from
You: ??
You: hello
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: im impatient
You: hello?
Stranger: chill out you
You: hi
You: oh hi
You: hey there
You: hiiiiii!
Stranger: god
Stranger: calm it
You: umum ummm
Stranger: hi
You: oooook
You: so
You: hi
You: where from?
You: hey hey hey?
You: cmn type faster
Stranger: london
Stranger: chill
You: oooo London ... cewly
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: out
You: oooo you sais the F word
You: so
Stranger: shut the fuck up u rat
You: hi
You: hey why so hostile
Stranger: ...
You: did you get beat up a lot in kindergarten?
Stranger: cos u have fuckin wound me up
You: glad to be of service
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: I like
You: to wind
You: people up
You: I like this gime
You: I alwayz winnz
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copal | 15-04-09 | 21:04


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Canninefaatje | 15-04-09 | 21:02

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Wamoje | 15-04-09 | 20:58

You: Tell me you're twelve!
Stranger: sorry 11
Stranger: almost 12
You: WOOHOOO! JACKPOT!

Farmill | 15-04-09 | 20:55

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You: You ready for this?
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-LoKi- | 15-04-09 | 20:55

Geen idee wie het was.

Farmill | 15-04-09 | 20:55


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Stranger: can you show me your boobs? =P
You: hi
You: yeah sure
Stranger: serious?
You: yeah , why not ? they are just, , boobs, hi hi
Stranger: =)
Stranger: have you got msn?
You: Yeah, but im not going to give you that.. hi hi
Stranger: why? =(
You: Are you sure you want to see them ? ;)
You: hi hi hi
Stranger: yes, why?
You: w8 ill take a picture and upload it for you ..
You: You must sent me "some" pictures aswell...
You: here is mine.. hi hi hi hi hi
You: tinyurl.com/d8lltz
Stranger: okay
You: just copy and paste the link
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Tinyurl is: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_S4fVHEfmkmg/R9-02Ix...

Big Jeff | 15-04-09 | 20:54

ja

Farmill | 15-04-09 | 20:54

Al reaguurders die elkaar hebben getroffen?

Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 20:54

Stranger: hey
You: Hey stranger
You: I am You
Stranger: WTF

Ad4NL | 15-04-09 | 20:54


Stranger: Do you like fishdicks?
You: Is that you Charlie????
You: my buddie from NAM????
Stranger: Nah Im his little brother eric
Stranger: whatsup?
You: the gooks man,, the goddamn gooks.... they all everywhere!!!!
Stranger: Damn, you should hide and shit
Stranger: but stay outah my bed, charlie and I sleep there
You: we must take serious action!!!! call Chuck!!!
Stranger: Chicks dead already man!
Stranger: Chuck*
You: or Steven!!!!
Stranger: I kinda screwed his ass yesterday?
You: yeahDelta Force.....
Stranger: YYea I knew them
Stranger: Theu got ambushed
Stranger: What about! Dino Mutt?
You: come on buddie, pick up the goddamn phone and ring Chuck!!!!
Stranger: He's sleeping with the fishies
You: you hear that??? they coming..........
Stranger: I think I am pretty safe, with my sniper on floor 12
You: those gooks are coming nearby... grab your ammo buddie!!!!!
Stranger: What you got, shall I throw you a mg442?
Stranger: a nade that goes with it?
You: put some camouflage on your goddamn head buddie!!!
Stranger: Dude, im not that ugly
Stranger: :p
You: they coming arrggggggg!!!!!!
Stranger: I think you can suck the loop of the gun and gently squeeze the trigger
You: those gomdan poor little bastards!!!!!!!!
Stranger: You wont feel a thing
Stranger: I think
You: those goddamn sons of bitches!!!!
Stranger: Must do it correctly tho.....
You: hear that buddie........ there are sneaking at us....
Stranger: Cause if you survive, you might be paralized for the rest of your life
Stranger: Am at 12th storie, noway they getting in
You: ssssttt buddie...... prepare your gun.......
You: lock your goddamn door buddie!!!!
Stranger: Its locked
You: they gonna get us!!!! gonna get us!!!! call your mother!!!!!!
Stranger: and shit
Stranger: Shes dead
Stranger: man
Stranger: dont be a dick
You: mom!!!!!! mom!!!!
Stranger: *cries*
You: help me!!! those sons of bitches try to shoot us!! mom!!!!
Stranger: I got them I got them!
Stranger: SHit
Stranger: Its your mom
Stranger: I think you might have to grab some tweezers, that bullet got pretty far inside the skull
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 20:50

You: hallo?
Stranger: hey stranger
You: everything okiedokie?
Stranger: okiwhat?
You: dokie
Stranger: I don't get it
You: me neither
Stranger: good talk
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Geen humor die klanten

Willem VanDer Decken | 15-04-09 | 20:48

Stranger: Hi. I'm a submissive 26yo Scottish guy who likes to be dominated and humiliated. Feel free to hit disconnect if this is not your thing... otherwise... I'm all yours...

jemave | 15-04-09 | 20:48

Stranger: what are you doing
You: Smoking weed its legal
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stereo | 15-04-09 | 20:47

Ik denk dat dit de topic gaat worden met de meeste comments, wat een lol :-)

snollie.pollie.nl | 15-04-09 | 20:46

het is echt zo funny dit.

Markvoetbalgek1 | 15-04-09 | 20:42

Stranger: hi, are u a sexy girl? =P
You: do you want me to be?
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ickke | 15-04-09 | 20:40

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Stranger: uuuuuuuuuuuh
You: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: i am so horny
You: me3
You: lets make pron porn pornnn
You: pr0000n
Stranger: okay... whats your name?
You: TEH INTERNETS IS FOR PORN
Stranger: and where from
You: My name is Internet King
You: I am from The Internets
You: and you ?
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Ramzi | 15-04-09 | 20:39

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You: nö, delta
Stranger: cya
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:39

@ snollie.pollie.nl | 15-04-09 | 20:31

lol en :
Da's idd wel knap ja. Een jap met zo'n klabanus is anatomisch onmogelijk. Ze zouden anders voorover vallen ;-)

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 20:38

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Stranger: lets do it
You: ok
Stranger: so are you ready
You: yes, but one question
You: only when you're 70+ years old ok?
Stranger: are you a dick or a pussy?
You: both
Stranger: bahh
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:37

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You: fap fap fap
Stranger: kwak

Farmill | 15-04-09 | 20:36

Stranger: oke.
You: hoe oud zijt gij?
Stranger: 15..
Stranger: jij?
You: 21
You: dus via geenstijl.
Stranger: Ja.
You: dat is toch zo'n populaire website in nederland
Stranger: ja. ikzelf ben er niet zo'n fan van.. maar der zijn heel veel mensen die het geweldig vinden..
You: wat is daar nou zo bijzonder aan de hele website?
(HIJ IS ROZE)
Stranger: er komt nu ook een tv omroep van..
Stranger: ja ik weet het ook niet..:S
You: waarom is de website roze?
You: in belgie is dat een verkeerd kleurtje ;-)
Stranger: dat weet ik niet, in nederland is dat niet zo..

Erlyn | 15-04-09 | 20:35

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Stranger: hey
You: yo
You: asl?
Stranger: 16, m france
You: this site is 18+, you know that don't you?
You: when I'm talking gayporn to you, it's illegal now
Stranger: ahahah
You: shit....
Stranger: dirty gay
Stranger: bye
Stranger: asshole
You: yeah spread it please

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:35

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You: yo
You: asl?
Stranger: 16, m france
You: this site is 18+, you know that don't you?
You: when I'm talking gayporn to you, it's illegal now
Stranger: ahahah
You: shit....
Stranger: dirty gay
Stranger: bye
Stranger: asshole
You: yeah spread it please

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:35

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Stranger: TYTINÄ?
You: Nö DYCKIUS
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Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:32

Dit is zoooo leuk oh my god hoe je ze toch allemaal voor de gek kunt houden, ik ben ineens een japanner van 1.90 met een lul van 23 cm, en wat denk je? Ze stinken er nog in ook hahahhahahahahha, ik ga nog even door

snollie.pollie.nl | 15-04-09 | 20:31

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You: no toe -1
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 20:29

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Stranger: wifey?
You: milf
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 20:28

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Stranger: advice: eat an apple
You: Neem een lul
Stranger: what?
Stranger: neem?
You: Every man's work shall be made manifest.
Stranger: 1 Corinthians 3:13
Stranger: or the day shall declare it, because it shall be revealed by fire;
You: are you gay?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: WTF
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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 20:27

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Stranger: say hi

You: Hello, Gonzo Productions with Wendy, how can I help you?
You: hello...?????
Stranger: yes i am calling for si wank alot
Stranger: hello
Stranger: this line is bad
Stranger: i am in a tunnel
You: Ohhh I see!! It's a great movie !
You: You want to speak to the director???
Stranger: no it suckt like hell
You: Ok how can I help you?
Stranger: yes i want my monny back
Stranger: monney
Stranger: can you put him on the phone
Stranger: hello
You: OK my dearest, i'll put you trough to the manager of worldwide sales
Stranger: i am talking
You: With Hank speaking
Stranger: come on &$%%(
You: Hello this is Hank...
You: hello!!!
Stranger: ahh henk you suck
You: Gonzo Productions with Hank speaking
You: how can I help you
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: your film suckt
Stranger: it really suck
You: alright, wich film???
Stranger: it suckt so bad there was no air in the room
You: hot stories of the highway patrol??
You: or tight asses IIII
Stranger: no the wanker was a mofo
Stranger: but i have question
Stranger: do you like fishsticks?
You: a mofo?? noway!!!! he was a professional
Stranger: anser me plz
You: IHe did a goddamn good job!!!
Stranger: DO
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: FISHSTICKS
Stranger: ?
You: well how can I help you further?
Stranger: i bet you do
You: you want your money back??
Stranger: i bet you like then in your moth
Stranger: well then
Stranger: you are a gayfish
You: for wich film???
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 20:27

Hmz, net geflooded door iemand met gekke tekentjes... Boel liep ff vast... grr!

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 20:27

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ??
You: I'm Abdoullah, in the moment we are bringing our bomb into the plane. We still need 1 more stewardess, you're female?
Stranger: okay :D
You: nice, we leave tomorrow
Stranger: where?
You: Tajikistan
You: we're flying to the South Pole, we hate those pinguins you know....
Stranger: so fucking good :D
You: are you coming with us or not?
Stranger: yes
You: nice, see you then

Deutschland | 15-04-09 | 20:26

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: this is funny
Stranger: I talk to a stranger :)
Stranger: who are you?
You: haha
You: you are a stranger :O
You: Stranger: I talk to a stranger :)
You: you talk to yourself?
Stranger: we are both strangers in this world my friend :)
Stranger: only not for our friends
Stranger: :)
Stranger: yes I'm you it looks like
You: true that
You: jup
Stranger: and I'm blue, what color are you?
You: omg
You: me too
You: could we be...;
You: TWINS?
Stranger: wow! Amazing!
Stranger: and I found you here?
Stranger: a friend just gave me this website
Stranger: and now I already meet someone with the same color
You: YES
You: omg
Stranger: he said if that happens I need to contact the owner of the site
Stranger: we won a prize!
You: great!
Stranger: let me check how I can contact them?
You: lets contact him
You: hmm
Stranger: what is OMG?
You: google it?
Stranger: yes, I see no link in anywhere here..
You: damn
You: there goes our price
You: maybe ur friend knows?
Stranger: I think I send a mail to [email protected]
Stranger: for sure they read that
Stranger: let me ask
You: okay ask
Stranger: hmmm, he said we can contact them by pressing alt-F4
You: oh yes
Stranger: I tried but doesn't work
You: i think so too
You: hmm
You: nope
Stranger: it ask if I want to close my tabs???
You: also not here :(
You: jup
You: i dont want to close my tabs
Stranger: shall I do that?
You: i want to contact the owner
You: MONKEY BALLS!
Stranger: yes, maybe I lose you when I close the tab right?
You: yes
Stranger: ok, let me write a mail to them
You: then you lose your twin :<
You: or shall we call the cops?
Stranger: no, why? They cannot help us with this I think
Stranger: it is just bad there is no link here if we really won a prize
You: hm
You: :@
Stranger: I'm just thinking. How do they know who we are?
You: Maybe www.geenstijl.nl?
Stranger: zou kunnen :)

bouncerr | 15-04-09 | 20:25

You: Well hello there stranger!
Stranger: sjalom!
You: Are you arab?
Stranger: What do you think?
You: I think you're a suicidebomber.
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mauzzer80 | 15-04-09 | 20:25

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You: smile!
Stranger: is your dick out?
You: it is now!
Stranger: that easy huh?
You: yea
Stranger: you have a pic?
You: yea
Stranger: send it on
You: ok
You: media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/pictu...
You: you can't really see my face or something

mossels | 15-04-09 | 20:24

You: Strangers in the night,.......
Stranger: exchanging faces. Lovers at first sight,.....
You: what were the changes,.....
Stranger: Strangers in the nnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt!
You: Fuck Frank Sinatra!
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mauzzer80 | 15-04-09 | 20:22

You: silent type?
Stranger: waiting for you
You: that's what all the girls say
Stranger: i'm not a girl
You: ok, your gay, that's fine, i'm not homofobian, it's cool
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Hempieman | 15-04-09 | 20:20

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You: moi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: moi
Stranger: mitäs sinne?
You: niet
Stranger: haluutko auttaa mua novellin tekemisessä?
You: which language is that?
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the Q geenstijl | 15-04-09 | 20:20

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Stranger: hi
You: It's either this or cycling
Stranger: yes
You: i've had cum up my nose before..... mono fun
You: yes?
Stranger: man?
You: I guess you're not as good of a butt scratcher as I am.
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: not woman
You: Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human
Stranger: are you gay?
You: Only when it's full moon.
Stranger: uahuahauahauahu
You: Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Stranger: where u from?
You: Krypton
You: But then again: The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Stranger: age?
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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 20:19

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Stranger: roy ?
You: no bob
Stranger: marley ?
You: his broher
You: brother
Stranger: i know it
Stranger: youre bald
You: yes and you around youre penis
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djac1 | 15-04-09 | 20:18

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You: BONJOUR
Stranger: crazy jiberish
You: You are finnish?
Stranger: No im american. My country shit all over yours!!!
You: I know. When you eat a lot, you also have to shit alot
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koenais | 15-04-09 | 20:18

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You: Hi
Stranger: Helloo!
Stranger: how's your Wednesday?
You: How are you?
You: it's thursday over here
Stranger: Doing fine, thanks.. how about you?
Stranger: ooh :O
Stranger: where are you? :)
You: I'm in australia
Stranger: Cool
You: you?
Stranger: I'm in Europe
You: which country?
Stranger: the Netherlands
You: okay
Stranger: Came here to have some English conversations
You: cool
Stranger: but I seem to keep on bumping into Dutch people
You: what is your profession?
Stranger: I am a teacher
Stranger: how about you?
You: I ride kangaroos for a living
Stranger: hehe
You: No serious i'm a student
Stranger: What kind of study do you do?
You: I study economy
Stranger: ok! And do you have any plans with that in future?
Stranger: Will you be the one to save the world from this economic crises?
Stranger: crisis?
You: yes, I'm gonna create an even bigger crisis by my own
Stranger: hahaaha
Stranger: good for you :P
You: I hope I will become rich
Stranger: the world will fall apart, but hey - you're rich
Stranger: so that's your goal in life?
You: That's the most important thing
You: no i think the most important thing is to be happy
Stranger: It is :)
Stranger: and are you happy?
You: no I'm suicidal because of the crisis
Stranger: So at that critical point
Stranger: you thought
You: I don't know if I am able to deal with the world today
Stranger: my only hope lies in Omegle
You: are you suicidal as well?
Stranger: You have this influence on me.
You: now comes the monkey out of the sleeve
You: you are gay?
Stranger: are you Dutch?
You: Yes
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ik zit te denken; gek.. das geen Engelse uitspraak
You: LOL

19Angie82 | 15-04-09 | 20:15

-weggejorist-

Don Pron | 15-04-09 | 20:14

lol @ Zware Majesteit 20.06

easyriders | 15-04-09 | 20:13

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where you from
You: Finland
You: and you
Stranger: holland
Stranger: m or f
You: geenstijl
You: F
Stranger: okee;) better;)
Stranger: how old are you
You: 18
Stranger: nice age;)
You: and you?
Stranger: male;)
Stranger: and i'm 19
You: ok
You: smile je staat op geenstijl
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VanDerGeld | 15-04-09 | 20:11

te stom voor woorden, en daarom leuk

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you good at calculus?
You: thats funny yes i am
Stranger: really?
You: you 2
Stranger: can you help me with a word problem?
You: hope so
You: try me
Stranger: As the operator of a health club, you calculate your demands equation to be: q= -0.06p+46 where q is the number of members in the club and p is the annual membership fee you charge. Your operating costs are only $5000 per year.
a) find the revenue funcion, in terms of p, for the health club.
b)find the profit function, in terms of p, for the health club.
c)find the marginal profit function and explain what is means in the context of the problem.
d)if the club sets a price of $50 for membership, will profits increase or decrease? explain using calculus concepts
You: how long i have
Stranger: a few minutes
You: year minutes or venus minutes
Stranger: fuck you man
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foxmean | 15-04-09 | 20:10

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Stranger: talk dirty to me, baby!
You: okay
Stranger: please!
You: eat shit and role in piss
You: how's that for you?
Stranger: oehh!!! Go on, please!!!
Stranger: i love it!
Stranger: I love you!
You: allright
Stranger: I want you!
Stranger: continue, please, continue!!!
You: suck monkey balls and puke in the mouth of a japanese girl
Stranger: oehh! Give me more, baby!!
You: dude, you Randy Marsh?
Stranger: why?
You: Just curious, I'll continue
Stranger: please do
You: fart on your grandmother
Stranger: hey!
You: smile?
Stranger: don't you dare touch my grandma, you fag!!!!!
Stranger: wtf
You: hehhe
Stranger: you total idiot
Stranger: fucking piece of shit!
You: geenstijl
Stranger: what's that?
You: you just got powned my friend
Stranger: i did?:(
You: jep, seeya on geenstijl.nl
Stranger: :D
Stranger: is het zo duidelijk?
You: dude
You: tuurlijk
Stranger: dag schat(k)
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licht86 | 15-04-09 | 20:07

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Stranger: talk dirty to me, baby!
You: okay
Stranger: please!
You: eat shit and role in piss
You: how's that for you?
Stranger: oehh!!! Go on, please!!!
Stranger: i love it!
Stranger: I love you!
You: allright
Stranger: I want you!
Stranger: continue, please, continue!!!
You: suck monkey balls and puke in the mouth of a japanese girl
Stranger: oehh! Give me more, baby!!
You: dude, you Randy Marsh?
Stranger: why?
You: Just curious, I'll continue
Stranger: please do
You: fart on your grandmother
Stranger: hey!
You: smile?
Stranger: don't you dare touch my grandma, you fag!!!!!
Stranger: wtf
You: hehhe
Stranger: you total idiot
Stranger: fucking piece of shit!
You: geenstijl
Stranger: what's that?
You: you just got powned my friend
Stranger: i did?:(
You: jep, seeya on geenstijl.nl
Stranger: :D
Stranger: is het zo duidelijk?
You: dude
You: tuurlijk
Stranger: dag schat(k)
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licht86 | 15-04-09 | 20:07

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You: Salaam aleikum
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Zware Majesteit | 15-04-09 | 20:06

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: cao ni ma
You: How are you?
You: I don't speak German, LOL
Stranger: ÎÒ²ÙÄãÂè
You: talk in english please!
Stranger: ¿´µÃ¶®²»
You: Free China from Tibet!!!
Stranger: fuck off
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19Angie82 | 15-04-09 | 20:04

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You: Hank? you there hank?
Stranger: im not hank
You: hmmm, no i see, its you again
You: why does it always connect met with stranger, i just want to talk to hank
Stranger: Ohhh is there a ghost in my room?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ask omeglexD
You: can you tell me how to connect with hank?
Stranger: no there are only strangers
You: whos omeglexD?
Stranger: omegle* xD
You: strange name..
You: oh, ok, is see
You: its such a smily
You: hehe, cool
Stranger: hehe im the typomaster =]
You: so, how can i ask omegle how to connect with hank?
Stranger: I dunno, if it's possible
You: couse hank told me he would be here at 8 'o clock....
You: did you talk to hank?
You: and hank is never late....
You: do you think something has happened to him?!
Stranger: nope never seen or known any hank... not even talked to someone
Stranger: no I don't think so
Stranger: he might be talking to a stranger
You: should i call the police?
Stranger: no
You: no! i learned him never to talk to strangers!
You: could he be kidnapped????
Stranger: yea so did my mom to me
Stranger: no
Stranger: anyway it's 8 o clock now
You: i am really getting worried now....
You: he still isnt here....
You: how can i contact him....
Stranger: there can only participate 2 persons in this chat
Stranger: I don't know, you know hank?
You: brb, phone is rinning!
You: its hank!
Stranger: Ohh
You: hes okay!:D
Stranger: good
You: he was surfing on a website called geenstijl.nl
You: ever heard of it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ja
You: xD
You: ik vond al dat ik lang geloofd werd
Stranger: xD
You: anyways, op naar de volgende!
Stranger: ok
You: mzzl
Stranger: laters
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Tha Man | 15-04-09 | 20:02

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Stranger: Ben jij het? Nico Dijkshoorn?
You: hi
You: ja man
Stranger: vet
Stranger: je bent op tv
You: welk net
Stranger: ned 3
Stranger: VARA
Stranger: jeweetzelluf
You: drooog
You: en nu?
Stranger: nu klaar
You: op gs zette cker?/
Stranger: whut?

djac1 | 15-04-09 | 20:02

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You: hallo
You: eet je pizza mee?
Stranger: ja lekker ik heb honger
You: ik heb met vis en vlees
You: welke wil je?
Stranger: doe maar vis die is lekkerder
You: ja goed, en moet hij normale tijd in de oven of iets langer?
Stranger: doe maar gewoon de normale tijd dan is ie het lekkerste
You: ok hij zit er in
Stranger: okee lekker hoor
You: ff timewarp...
You: ping
You: he hij is klaar
Stranger: oeehlala pizza
You: heb je mes en vork?
Stranger: nee joh ik eet gewoon met mn handen
You: hij is wel heet hoor, kijk je uit dat je vingers niet brand
You: !
You: en hoe smaakt hij, hij is wel lekker he!
Stranger: ik doe heel voorzichtig hoor maak je maar geen zorgen
Stranger: ja heeeeerlijk
You: jam jam jam
Stranger: mmmmmm vingerlikkend lekker
You: vind jij die stukjes paprika wel lekker, ik haal ze er altijd af!
Stranger: oow wat toevallig, ik ook!
You: ja dat doet altijd zo af aan die pizza!
Stranger: ik vind paprika zoiezo niet lekker, en zeker niet op pizza
You: nee idd, alleen door we wok heen, klein beetje!
Stranger: maar dan ook wel maar een héél klein beetje
You: inderdaad
You: wil je zo ook nog een ijsje?
Stranger: wat voor ijsjes heb je?
You: uh van die ijslolies van euroshopper, waterijs met 2 stokjes en allerlij kekke kleuren en cornetos
Stranger: uuuhm.. doe mij maar waterijs met 2 stokjes, dan neem ik de ene helf en jij de andere oke?
You: ja is prima,
You: heb je de pizza al op?
You: ik wel, eet heel snel namelijk
Stranger: ik ben pas op de helft joh
Stranger: oh shit ik moet gaan :[
You: goed neem je je ijsje mee?
Stranger: ja natuurlijk die vergeet ik niet hoor
You: mooi
You: aju he
Stranger: eetsmakelijk met jouw helft van het ijsje
You: dankje,
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ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 20:00

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: male
You: yeah, same
You: so... you like the brown stuff?
You: you know, up the booty?
You: fapfapfap?
You: all the way down the tunnel of love?
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Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 19:57

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Stranger: im welllll horny, fancy chattin?
You: Ding dongggggggggg
You: no,i collect voor holland
Stranger: wickedd
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appart | 15-04-09 | 19:54

@Prikheid

Done!

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 19:54

volgens mij ben ik op een reaguurder gestuit?

bouncerr | 15-04-09 | 19:53

Euhh.. servert root een beetje.. ??

lens_uit_de_struik | 15-04-09 | 19:52

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You: "Heeft u iets over voor Jantje Beton"?
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Grrrrr...*trekt ander pakje aan* overnieuw... ding donggggg

appart | 15-04-09 | 19:51

Stranger: ik ben wel sociaal
You: ben je een reaguurder?
Stranger: ik ben gebanned hahahahaa
Stranger: dus ik doe geen moeite

Infidel Castro | 15-04-09 | 19:51

pedo bob ?

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You: hi
Stranger: ARE U A FEMALE ?
You: uuh yes
You: want picture of me for u ?
Stranger: YES PLEASE !
You: ooh ur are naughty boy
Stranger: CAN U SEND PICS ON THIS ?
You: www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/470461/38bb7d...
You: thats me
You: u there ?
Stranger: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF ?
You: 21 dark hair
You: and im a virgin
You: u ?
Stranger: VIRGIN ?
You: virgin yes?
Stranger: THATS HOT ! WHERE U LIVE ?
You: china
Stranger: THATS FAR FROM ME !
You: where do u live /
Stranger: U.S.
You: where in us
Stranger: CALIFORNIA
You: aah nice i like california
You: last year i was in lasvegas
Stranger: U SHOULD CUM BACK !
You: yes i will
You: its for my work
You: im a dancer
Stranger: LIKE A STRIPPER ?
You: ye...
Stranger: SUPER HOTT !
You: can u send me a picture of u ?
You: pls x
Stranger: IM AT WORK RITE NOW
You: oo
You: what do u do ?
Stranger: SHIPPER
You: and whats that ?
Stranger: I SHIP PHONES ALL OVER THE WORLD
You: aaah
You: its nice job ?
Stranger: DO U HAVE BIG BREASTS ?
You: uuhhmm
Stranger: ?
You: 32DD
Stranger: WOW THATS BIG !
You: ye i know
You: they are natrual though
Stranger: ID LOVE TO C THEM !
You: to bad there is no cam
Stranger: EVER HAD THEM SUCKED ?
You: yes...
You: its nice
Stranger: DID U LIKE IT ? B BAK N 10 MINUTES K
You: yea
You: u know geenstijl ?
You: www.geenstijl.nl
You: u just got powned
You: ur are a total retared
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gabberpiet | 15-04-09 | 19:50

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Stranger: Steve???... Steve is that you?!?!?!?!..... Why did you leave me with the body!?!?!?
Stranger: Steve?
You: Sorry that I did not take the body. There was no space in my car ! It's a Smart you know
Stranger: why didn't you come back?
Stranger: we agreed
You: Ran out of fuel and there was no other car to steal
Stranger: you were supposed to be back within 30 mins with a toaster
You: Oh ? I thought you said a toad ?
Stranger: now what am i meant to do with the body?
You: Do you have a chainsaw ?
Stranger: nope
You: Hmmm.....
Stranger: i was relying on that toaster
You: A shovel ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i have a taser
You: Try shove it up your ass
Stranger: no!
Stranger: she's too big
You: I mean the taser
Stranger: erm, that's not gonna help
Stranger: have you spoken to Terry yet?
You: One moment... Your sister is at the door again. Wants wild horny sex again ! Quite hot for a 16-year old
Stranger: wait a minute
Stranger: that's not steve talking
Stranger: where's Steve!?
Stranger: FUNK!
You: No, it's Dex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fappertje | 15-04-09 | 19:47

Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: did i talked to you 10 minuter ago ?
You: cant be
You: just got online
Stranger: stranger was also his name
You: unless u got back from the future
You: haha\
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just a joke
Stranger: :P
You: in this case, your name is stranger
You: stranger..
Stranger: is it ?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: The netherlands, or the call it the weed paradise
Stranger: they*
You: aha, a geenstijl reader
Stranger: Yes
You: fun
Stranger: jij bent ook een hollander he
You: ik ook
Stranger: jaa d8 ik al
Stranger: :P
You: lache man\
Stranger: ja togggg
Stranger: ben je reguurder ?
You: ik denk ff uitproberen dat omegle
Stranger: reaguurder ?
You: ja ben ik
Stranger: whahahah
Stranger: lache tog
You: ik ben project two
You: jij?
Stranger: chill man mijn nick is marlboro
Stranger: :P
You: kewl
Stranger: ben je ook lid van powned ?
You: zo kom je nog eens ergens
Stranger: idd
You: ik wel
You: jij?
Stranger: ik ook man
You: ik zat bij de eerste 25k
Stranger: maare ze moeder meer dingen op die compount zetten
You: dus kreeg geen tshirt
You: ja dat is een beetje leeg nog
Stranger: moeten
Stranger: zoooo leeeeggggggg
You: maarre, ik denk dat ze druk bezig zijn een aanvalsplan te schrijven
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: ja dat is waar waaneer moet dat afzijn ?
You: financiering te regelen etc
You: september toch
Stranger: ohja t zal wel : P
Stranger: ruktor meteen een nieuwe auto kopen
Stranger: :P
You: en dan gaat een stel oude bunzingen bepalen of ze daadwerkelijk mogen uitzenden
You: hij rijdt opel corsa toch?
You: past wel bij hem...
Stranger: ja d8 het wel
You: lichtelijk gay
You: hahahaha
Stranger: in een filmpje zie je hem ook naar die auto lopen
Stranger: corsa
You: zet jij deze omegle online?
You: of zal ik 'm posten?
Stranger: is Goed man
Stranger: k zal um wel ff posten
Stranger: ;)
You: dit is lachen...
Stranger: ja man
Stranger: ik post um wel
Stranger: :)
Stranger: of allebei :P
Stranger: whahahah
You: ik post m ook wel dan, mazzel he!
You: fijne avond!
Stranger: laaatooorrrr
Stranger: jij ook heej


ProjectTwo | 15-04-09 | 19:46

You: you know, black people blend really good with the dark
You: you do have to use a good quality blender tho
Stranger: im waiting for the uefa champion league
You: (they have solid skulls)
You: ah, football
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 19:46

komt ie dan...

ProjectTwo | 15-04-09 | 19:45

Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: how are you?
You: im fine
Stranger: i am good thanks
Stranger: where from?
You: holland
You: you?
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: usa
You: male
You: why are you randomly chatting to ppl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ik stel 1 vraag. BAM ERUIT xD

deNelis | 15-04-09 | 19:43

Dit is bijna nog leuker dan reaguren

frotje | 15-04-09 | 19:42

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: jemoederiseenhoer.nl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fappertje | 15-04-09 | 19:41

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi there
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Holland
You: do you live in a windmill?
Stranger: Nope;)
You: okay
Stranger: You can;t live in a windmill
You: I'm from hungary
Stranger: okay
You: sure u can
Stranger: No, it's not made for humans to live in;)
Stranger: Do you even know what windwills are, or how they look like?
You: 2 months ago I was in berlin, so I speak a little bit dutch
Stranger: Tell me
You: yes I know how they look like
Stranger: Although I think it's very speacila you learn Dutch in Germany
You: ich bin ein berliner
Stranger: That's not Dutch
Stranger: That's German
You: Don't they speak german in the netherlands?
Stranger: Do you know the diffrence between Germany and Holland?
Stranger: No, we speak Dutch
You: so how do you say: I want to have drugs?
You: I didn't knew dutch is a language
Stranger: Oh, strange
Stranger: Ik wil drugs hebben
You: I thought the netherlands are some isles
Stranger: That's the translation
You: have you ever been to hungary?
Stranger: Sorry. No.
You: Hungary is a beautiful country
Stranger: But I know which language they speak xD
Stranger: Could be
You: do you wear wooden shoes?
You: I saw that on tv
Stranger: That's antique
You: so it's not common anymore?
Stranger: We wear real choes now, you know...
You: I think it's cute
Stranger: I really hate clumps
Stranger: they're ugly and hard xD
You: that's 2 bad
Stranger: why?
You: I like them
Stranger: Did you ever wore them?
You: I think it won't take long they will become famous in hungary
Stranger: Well, here in Holland only farmers wear them
You: everyone is searching for a place to buy wooden shoes
Stranger: and guess what, I'm no farmer
You: what are you?
Stranger: Just a city-girl
You: what's your profession?
Stranger: I'm a student xD
Stranger: I don't work
You: What do you study?
Stranger: History
You: I'm a student as well
You: economy
Stranger: okay
You: do you admire Adolf Hitler?
Stranger: Of course not
Stranger: Again, I'm Dutch, not Germans
You: He was not a bad person
Stranger: He was.
You: he was good for his people
You: the netherlands was a part of germany for a long time
Stranger: Yeah. for his, indeed. Do you really not care about the Judish people?
Stranger: True, glad it isn't anymore
You: I think they get enough sympathy by Yassar Arafat
Stranger: Arafat?
Stranger: Who's that?
You: you have to know
You: you are german
You: I'm sorry dutch
Stranger: Dutch, yes. DUTCH! I'm not german
Stranger: I'm from Holland, not from Germany
You: you always make a mess of the beach
You: holes
You: and thinks like that
You: I think it's kind of weird
Stranger: For crying out loud, that are the German people!
Stranger: But, do you know Dscnnct?
You: hahahahahahaha
You: ja weet ik
You: fijne dag verder
Stranger: Kleuter

19Angie82 | 15-04-09 | 19:41


3341 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello, Wendy's LoveCentre speaking.. how can I help you?
You: Your looking for some real action for real man????
You: hello........
Stranger: do u have tits
Stranger: i have dick
You: Oh great!! that's a good start!!
Stranger: if u dont have a vag im leavin in 10 secs
You: you prefer blond or brunnett
Stranger: id prefer tight pussy
You: I'm Wendy.. female
Stranger: i dont believe you
Stranger: show me ur tits
You: I'm the receptionist.....
You: Blond or brunnett? what's it gonna be boy???
You: I dont have all day ya know
Stranger: grey
You: You like older?????
You: whit a tight ass?
You: come on buddie.. what's it gonna be boy?
Stranger: ur a guy
Stranger: i can tell
Stranger: i bet my dick is bigger than yous
You: I don't have a dick..... but if you like dicks i can send Bubba for you...
Stranger: how tall r u
Stranger: r u fat
You: he's a real sexmachine.........
You: what's the adress to send Bubba to you?
You: come on boy don't be so shy..
Stranger: address*
Stranger: stop calling me boy im a fucken man
You: yeah adress. you know..
You: i presume that you don't live in a dumpster you moron!!!!
Stranger: i live with your mom
Stranger: she gives me blowjobs
Stranger: for free
You: i getting another call now.. call us if you have making your mind about our friend Bubba!!!!
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 19:40

@Prikheid,

jammer :( wie weet tot ooit tegenkoms ;)

Ot:

wat een boel chinesen zeg, zou er bijna bami van gaan halen!

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 19:40

@ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 19:22

Hyve me ff! Naam + leeftijd, 4e pagina, 214 vrienden.

Prikheid | 15-04-09 | 19:37

Ik heb toch al aardig wat echt gezellige gesprekken gehad. Maar even een nieuw e-mailadresje maken...

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 19:36

@yucko the clown | 15-04-09 | 18:37
HAHAHA geweldig. Wilde net wat origineels bedenken maar geef bij deze meteen op.

lutger | 15-04-09 | 19:35

neen, iemand wiens grapje ik heb verpest

Geile Markeerstift | 15-04-09 | 19:34

Geile Markeerstift | 15-04-09 | 19:30
uit pakistan?

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 19:32

Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: from
You: Groningen.
You: And you?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: age
You: 16, u?
Stranger: 10
Stranger: i know
You: ...
You: You know Ella Vogelaar?
Stranger: my name is ella
You: Oh really?

De Mannelijke Homo | 15-04-09 | 19:31

volgens mij heb ik een andere reaguurder getroffen

Geile Markeerstift | 15-04-09 | 19:30

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 18:39
Geniaal.

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 19:30

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: HI
You: asl?
You: Age Sex Location
You: nvm, I'll settle for Sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 19:29

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where r u from?
You: holland
You: and you
Stranger: russia
Stranger: female?
You: yes, i'll have two, please
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rara | 15-04-09 | 19:29

Stranger: hi
You: Hoipipeloi!
Stranger: If you're dutch you can disconnect
Stranger: unless you're not one of that pink website
You: i let you do that for me. historicly we have always been the slave drivers ;)
Stranger: ok VOC-mentality
You: indeed, indeed
Stranger: so if we both don't want to disconnect....
Stranger: what's up
You: so, how come you're so bitter against the people from the pink website?
Stranger: I'm not
Stranger: but I talked a lot of them today
Stranger: and since i'm not a 17 year old female from finland...
You: you're not?
You: bummer...

ickke | 15-04-09 | 19:28

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellooo
You: Hi I’d like to order a big bag of senseless cybersex and I’d love for you to send me your fake girlie pics...

Can we skip this bullshit and come to the essense of our conversation please? What do you want from me? And what can you give me in return? I am male 38. My dearest wish is to live near a beach and work only now and then... can you help me out?

( of course senseless cybersex is okay too)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Momindz507 | 15-04-09 | 19:27

@ ouwe snoeperd:

T internet verbrak ineens :( Was zeker gezellig!

Prikheid | 15-04-09 | 19:26

Stranger: hi
You: hoi
You: dit is zo slecht
Stranger: from?
Stranger: XD Waarom?
You: wat denk je zelf gs
Stranger: wtf weet ik veel

DaFlux | 15-04-09 | 19:24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pisvlek
Stranger: in english
You: pee stain
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WalterS | 15-04-09 | 19:23

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: from?
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: you?
You: ah nice, pakistan
Stranger: nice
You: portugal is nice, i like people from africa
Stranger: PORTU^GAL IS NOT IN AFRICA
You: not? i thought it was next to mexico
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: why laughing?
Stranger: you're the best!
Stranger: portugal - europe
Stranger: mexico - south america
You: ah, europe, is that in Germany
Stranger: LOLOL
You: dont make fun of me, i am poor.
You: i don't have money to go to school
Stranger: but you speak english
You: everybody in pakistan does, it's a former british colony
Stranger: really
Stranger: ?
You: yes, the english have killed the former maaharadja of Punjab and took over
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 67
You: you

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 19:22

@Prikheid | 15-04-09 | 19:14
je was opeens weg ;(
was wel leuk heur!

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 19:22

You: hi...
You: do you like mastrubating....?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do u mastrubate?
You: its a goddamn disease... I mastrubating every 10 minutes!!!!
You: can you help me????
Stranger: love to.
You: to ensure that I'll mastrubating every 5 minutes?????
Stranger: what do you want me to
Stranger: what do you want me to do ..
Stranger: male or female?
You: go for the guinnes book of records for jerking off every 5 minutes!!!!!
Stranger: sure.. along with you
Stranger: :D
You: you have tips???
Stranger: do you have tips?
Stranger: lol
You: to get jerking off every 5 minutes?
Stranger: i would.. i will ask the complete you as my tip
You: i have to leave... i'm must now mastrubating.........
You have disconnected.

export_beer | 15-04-09 | 19:21

Stranger: hi
Stranger: what is your age sex location?
You: 18 bedroom
Stranger: male or female?
You: what would u like me 2 be
Stranger: lol
Stranger: female
You: ok hey i m sandra
You: visa or master
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

DaFlux | 15-04-09 | 19:21

You: euhm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eamel | 15-04-09 | 19:20

Dit is al een tijdje online, ik heb het zelf via een vriend van mij door gekregen.
Soms heb je serieuse gesprekken, maar soms zitten er ook 4channer's of FOK!'ers op.

Klapband | 15-04-09 | 19:19

@Prikheid | 15-04-09 | 19:14
Was jij die uit de UK?

_/--\__/--\__/--\_ | 15-04-09 | 19:17

Haha, net een heel leuk gesprek gehad met een reaguurder, meer dan een uur lang ofzo volgens mij!

Ben verslaafd!

Prikheid | 15-04-09 | 19:14

@ Roberto
dat is toch ook zoowww
btw
You: hello
Stranger: hai
You: doe de allogtoon:p
Stranger: ?
You: srry
You: r u ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Toen ik in het begin Geert Wilders zei liepen ze al meteen weg haha

djac1 | 15-04-09 | 19:14

LOL:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what does asl mean?
Stranger: age, sex location ;)
You: 18, bedroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 19:10

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hallo
Stranger: asl?
You: nee ik heb adsl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Atie Kakbar | 15-04-09 | 19:10

Stranger: hi im looking for girls that want to chat with webcam on msn
You: here i am
You: what do u like?
Stranger: whats oyur addy
You: addy?
You: who's your daddy?
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: yes
You: how old are you
Stranger: whats your msn address
Stranger: 21, you?
You: 14
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 19:08

You: Hi! I'm Borat and I like sex!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BlijeKleier | 15-04-09 | 19:07

Ik kwam een GeenStijler tegen die dacht dat idd van Inderdaad afkwam xD

Roberto® | 15-04-09 | 19:04

Stranger: hi
You: Fail.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Maserati | 15-04-09 | 19:03

Stranger: age sex location
Stranger: !
You: ohhhh...
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: so!!
You: location west Friesland,f,ehhhhhhhhhh 40
You: and you?
Stranger: i'm a 18 year old girl. parrt time model!!
You: Ahhh,we have graet model in ou coutry,Dotzen
You: ohhh doutzen i meen
Stranger: ah but none as good as me =P
You: Do yoy know her?.blond,nice,beutyfull girl
Stranger: as am i
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

stupid bitch!!!

appart | 15-04-09 | 19:03

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gangsta
You: are you a hot finnish girl?
Stranger: yes
You: nice :)
Stranger: are you?
You: you know Svetla Dmit'va?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: what a coincidence
You: she lives in your street?
Stranger: yes
You: did you also got raped last week by danish bastards?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

De kaaskop | 15-04-09 | 19:02

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: bahgdad
You: Great
You: lovely place isn't it?
Stranger: yea i love looking outside to the war torn streets
You: yeah, too bad we don't have that here
Stranger: oh?
You: I'm from holland, but I've been to baghdad
Stranger: No you don't
You: Yes I do
Stranger: No you don't
You: Yes I do
You: How can you that I haven't been to baghdad?
Stranger: No you don't
You: How do you know?
Stranger: And I don't understand your sentence please re read that
Stranger: "How can you that..."
Stranger: wtf is that
You: How can you know that I haven't been to baghdad
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: nou
You: ?
You: nou?
You: ?
You: ?
You: /
Stranger: nou
Stranger: nou
You: nou?
Stranger: nou
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: nou
You: ?
Stranger: nou
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: nou
You: /
Stranger: nou
You: /
Stranger: nou
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: npu
You: ?
Stranger: nou
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: /
Stranger: QQ some more
You: I can spam you faster
....(hetzelfde als erboven en onder staat, ff weggehaald anders wordt de comment zo lang)
You: I can spam you faster
You: what?
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fapfapfapfpafpapfpfapfpapfpapfpapfpapfpapfpafppaf
You: I can spam you faster
....
You: I can spam you faster
Stranger: fap
You: I can spam you faster
You: I can spam you faster
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
Stranger: fap
You: Spastische homo hoer
....(hetzelfde als erboven en onder staat, ff weggehaald anders wordt de comment zo lang)
You: Spastische homo hoer
You: so what are you gonna do now?
Connection imploded.
Btw: ik had ff een spammertje aangezet, en die connectie kon het dus niet aan dat ik om de 50 ms een bericht typte

JohnnOmar | 15-04-09 | 19:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Cosmogirl?
You: geenstijl ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bouncerr | 15-04-09 | 18:59

Stranger: heey
You: yoo
Stranger: from?
You: NL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Zowiezo snel

Maserati | 15-04-09 | 18:57

Geenstijl schijnt voor mongolen te zijn :(
Stranger: hoera !
You: Wim Heitinga?
Stranger: die ken ik wel.
You: is mijn opa
You: relaxed kerel
Stranger: vet man !
You: jij nog bekende nederlanders in de familie?
Stranger: waarom zou ik
You: geen idee
Stranger: daarom,.
You: gs?
Stranger: gtst ?
You: onderweg naar morgen?
Stranger: geenstijl is voor mongole..
You: je oma is ene mongool
Stranger: jij ook
Stranger: daag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fission Mailed | 15-04-09 | 18:57

JohnnOmar | 15-04-09 | 18:51
U bent de allereerste reaguurder die mij hardop heeft laten lachen. Chapeau.

Mr. ML | 15-04-09 | 18:56

You: Alohaa..
Stranger: hi
You: ACHTUNG..
Stranger: hey
You: HALT
Stranger: what are talking about
Stranger: dancing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

lens_uit_de_struik | 15-04-09 | 18:55

en opeens was ze weg :S

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 18:54

pffff, dat ging snel..
Stranger: aloha, whats your name?
You: Ben jij dat Wim Heitinga?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fission Mailed | 15-04-09 | 18:54

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nee
Stranger: ja
You: oeps?
Stranger: wat
You: ...
Stranger: weirdo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Huzaren-van-Boreel | 15-04-09 | 18:53

Stranger: a/s/l?
You: helloo
You: nee heb isdn

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 18:53

Hahahaha dit is echt een keigoede topic.
Dit is echt zo ongelofelijk nutteloos ik kan er nog even met m'n hoofd niet bij.
ciao

DeDart | 15-04-09 | 18:52

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Cosmogirl?
You: FHM girl, sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Filterzakje | 15-04-09 | 18:51

heb daar al zo veel mensen naar zo'n kutsite gestuurd waarbij je firefox via taakbeheer moet afsluiten

SaNDR | 15-04-09 | 18:51

You: knock knock?
Stranger: who's there
You: Disco
Stranger: Disco who?
You: Disconnect
You have disconnected.

JohnnOmar | 15-04-09 | 18:51

tsja snap niet hoe ik het doe:p beetje wiseguy gedrag en meteen zn snol van de chatroom op je dak.

yucko the clown | 15-04-09 | 18:50

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: is that you Bob??? its your mother overhere...
You: you promised me to do your homework!!!!!
Stranger: fuck ya mom, i'm not a boy anymore
Stranger: !!
You: and also put the garbage outside!!!
Stranger: what garbage?
Stranger: are kidding me?
Stranger: I dont see any garbage..
You: oh I'm telling your father about this when he's getting home!!!
You: no more tv for you for the next 4 weeks!!!!
Stranger: I will blow this fucking house to pieces [email protected]
You: and no more visits to your girlfriend!!!!
Stranger: WHAT????
Stranger: dont touch Sussy.
You: Wait when father gets home.. he'll beat you the crap out of it!!!!
You have disconnected.
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 18:48

Beetje jammer als je anonieme mensen nodig hebt. 'Real' mensen irriteren blijft leuker :) Zie meteen je resultaat.

Hauptfrau Anouk | 15-04-09 | 18:46

@ G-unite ,wtf?!?

Stroopdoos | 15-04-09 | 18:44

@MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 18:36

Stranger: FBI?

Stranger: ...

You: MI6 actually

Stranger: Oh. Good. Not your jurisdiction.

You: Child predator?

Stranger: Nah.

Stranger: Domestic terrorist.

Stranger: Look, just between you and me....

Stranger: Don't fly into Logan next week, k?

En @ onder me, van die bash site. zit leuk spul tussen.

G-unite | 15-04-09 | 18:42

dis toch eigenlijk wel lache!

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 18:41

Heeel goed madelon ;-)

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:40

Stranger: hi
You: powned
Stranger: its pwned
Stranger: loser
You: www.powned.tv
You: nope its powned
You: LOSER!

SlideR.nl | 15-04-09 | 18:40

Stranger: Jezus lives!
You: Hoe is het?
You: alles goed?
Stranger: jah hoor
Stranger: met u?
You: prima.
Stranger: Ook grefo?
You: yep
Stranger: Kampen?
You: barneveld
Stranger: ah jammer
You: idd
Stranger: maare, goed
Stranger: ik ga nu ff keiharde porno kijken
Stranger: heb jij nog goeie shit?
You: lekker man.
Stranger: weetniet waar jij van houdt
You: alles met Arie Boomsma
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: een kenner
Stranger: heerlijk he

Kees Keukenstroop | 15-04-09 | 18:39

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: West Philidelphia
You: Born and raised.
Stranger: you like it?
You: Well, on the playground is where I spent most of my days
Stranger: ok
You: Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool.
You: And shootin’ some b ball outside of school.
Stranger: well, im from brazil
You: When a cou…GOD DAMNIT!
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MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 18:39

Dat is wel heel snel, yucko

Boer in Amsterdam | 15-04-09 | 18:39

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yucko the clown | 15-04-09 | 18:37

Stranger: Help me fix my phone
You: I am going to ask you a few basic questions
Stranger: ok
You: Do you have a vagina?

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 18:37

Stranger: Hi, are you from sweden?'
You: yes
Stranger: kommer du från sverige?
You: jah ^^
Stranger: vart då?
You: Goteborg
You: du?
Stranger: göteborg med :)
You: :)
Stranger: hur gamal är du?
You: Lol i dont know man.. im from holland
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Vinnow | 15-04-09 | 18:34

Stranger: what do you want?
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Stranger: what does elaborate means?
You: Why do you ask?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: randomly
You: Does it bother you that you don't know?
Stranger: not rly<
You: Do your parents think you should know?
Stranger: i think i am old enough to decide by my self
Stranger: and you?
You: Oops. Time's up. That'll be $250,-

Neon | 15-04-09 | 18:34

You: Hey
Stranger: hey :)
You: Sesamstraat has finished time to go to bed...
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beblessed | 15-04-09 | 18:34

man, dit is hilarisch met een grote h

stoeipoes | 15-04-09 | 18:33

Stranger: where are she or he from?!
Stranger: what?
You: he is from the netherlands
Stranger: ah
You: komt niet als een verrassing zeker
Stranger: i'm from tokio
You: really?
Stranger: yes
You: uso janai kana...
Stranger: so what?!
You: if you cant read this you're not japanese :)
Stranger: ok
You: I study japanese...
Stranger: aha
Stranger: bye

Door de mand...

Jazekerrr | 15-04-09 | 18:32

You: Are you Fransisco van Jole?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is me
Stranger: i ahve returned to you my sweet
You: thank god!
You: Father!
You: i missed u
Stranger: as have I!
Stranger: where have you been all my life?
You: hidden in a cellar by mom!
You: i just escaped
Stranger: shit
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G-unite | 15-04-09 | 18:30

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:26
Doe es hievus.
Daniel Assen. Je kan me herkennen aan de foto. Beetje nadenken en je snapt hem .. Iets met di caprio. Hebben we het ook over gehad.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:29

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Stranger: heii 8>
You: Hola
Stranger: whazzuP ?
You: Im Francisco
You: Van Jolo
Stranger: ok : o
You: You know me? I'm very famous!
Stranger: no.. ?
Stranger: XD
You: Is that actually wel so?
Stranger: yes..
You: OK Then I made a stupid ass of myself again
Stranger: hah
You: Embarrassing, huh?
Stranger: etf
Stranger: wtf*
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Filterzakje | 15-04-09 | 18:28

Jammer weer, dat knippen en plakken hier werkt dus ook niet lekker :(

Klantenservice | 15-04-09 | 18:27

@ G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:20
Doe es een hint geven zodat ik u ergens kan vinden?

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:26

-weggejorist-

Klantenservice | 15-04-09 | 18:26

Mutsaerts vind een idee op /b/ erg leuk!
COPYPASTA SNEL! Voordat een ander Nederlandstalige site het eerst op hun frontpage plempt. Alsjeblieft zeg GS, dit is al een héle lange poos niet meer origineel.

Mr. ML | 15-04-09 | 18:23

ben ook al een paar van cosmogirl tegen gekomen :S

en deze is ook leuk:

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the Q geenstijl | 15-04-09 | 18:22

Hey Ik vind het wel leuk eigenlijk. Veel leuke gesprekken gehad. Nog geen lompe geen stijl mongolen tegengekomen ook gelukkig.

LekkerAnoniem | 15-04-09 | 18:22

Stranger: hi!
You: Where am I?
Stranger: The netherlands :)
You: Damnit
Stranger: where am i?
You: Do you know Jolo?
Stranger: Jolo?
Stranger: hahahah kut geenstijl ;)

blinde kip | 15-04-09 | 18:20

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:17
hmm.. ja dat is een goeie. Heb al geprobeerd om je weer te zoeken maar tot voor zover aardig zonder succes. Enig idee?

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:20

Stranger: hoi
You: Daag
Stranger: geenstijl?
You: ja knul
Stranger: niet waar, ik ben een 16 jaar oud meisje met blonde staartjes
Stranger: lutzer
.
Och gutte gutte gut. Mongeaul.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:17

@ G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:09
Hmm. Hoe gaan wij elkaar treffen?

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:17

MisterK | 15-04-09 | 18:11
U van 4chan? viespeuk.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:12

niet door reaguurders, maar door /b/tards

MisterK | 15-04-09 | 18:11

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: holland?
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the Q geenstijl | 15-04-09 | 18:10

Stranger: hi
You: Swedish?
Stranger: no ,but nearly
You: Een fin?
Stranger: yes
You: ok komt ie; www.geenstijl.nl

FlesjeFanta | 15-04-09 | 18:09

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:02
Ja.. Jammer.. Ik had nog zoveel vragen.. Snik.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 18:09

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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 18:08

You: Hi
Stranger: hey
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beblessed | 15-04-09 | 18:07

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You: AARDAPPELKROKET!
Stranger: hi from?
You: from AARDAPPELKROKET!
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Majkool | 15-04-09 | 18:05

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Stranger: Hi o/
You: Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: Yeaaaaah
Stranger: Or not
You: Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Stranger: Ou pas
Stranger: :/
You:
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.

Stranger: OH
Stranger: I don't have that here
Stranger: That
Stranger: is for people
Stranger: who goes outside
You: The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything
Stranger: :/
You: When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself
You: praat es, kontgat
Stranger: woooooooh
Stranger: I
Stranger: am god
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: are nothing
You: Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

You: or you
Stranger: >_>
You: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
You: I like your bun
Stranger: My pretty girl is far from me
Stranger: >_>
You: jij zuigt
You: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

Met dank aan: www.amusingquotes.com/

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 18:03

-weggejorist-

maar16jaar | 15-04-09 | 18:03

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Stranger: WAT UP
You: AARDAPPELKROKET!
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Duszzz

Majkool | 15-04-09 | 18:03

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: this site is fun :)
You: you're like chatting with guys you don;t know and they think they are girls?
You: you're like... how old?
Stranger: I aint telling no one my age :)
You: why not?
You: maybe you're like a hot girl with the age of 20?
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Oroblram | 15-04-09 | 18:03

Stranger: hi
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: what
You: You're dismissed
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tvduijn10 | 15-04-09 | 18:02

@ G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:56
Ah fijn zo. Het was wel een erg abrupt einde. Helaasch.

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 18:02

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Stranger: hi
You: what was that?
You: go fuck yourself buddy
You: dont like ur attitude
Stranger: jodå
You: ur a jew?
You: makes it even worse
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u?
You: im a transsexual gay jew
You: problems with that?
Stranger: no not really
You: good
You: otherwise id smack u in the face
Stranger: ok, cooling
You: u circumcised?
Stranger: no, u?
You: of course how else would i be a jew
You: well?
Stranger: all jews is not circumsised
You: yeah our women arent
Stranger: aha
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-LoKi- | 15-04-09 | 18:01

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You: Toch niet nog zo'n reaguurder he
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FløsPost | 15-04-09 | 18:00

zedong | 15-04-09 | 17:53
Hej, haha mods = gods :(

zedong | 15-04-09 | 18:00

haha lutser xD

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: elo
Stranger: how are you
You: ola
Stranger: olaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 110
You: im fine and you?
You: 44
Stranger: 110
You: no
You: 44 is better
Stranger: no 110 is the best
You: 44 is 44time's better then 110
Stranger: Not.. you wish mofo
You: i prefer gilfs
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where do u live
You: in zimbabwe
Stranger: gangster
You: im Mugabe
You: who are u?
Stranger: ima G
You: youre gay?
Stranger: Gangsta
Stranger: i live in Holland, in Amsterdam
Stranger: nice huh?
Stranger: i can smoke weed legally
You: i to smoke weed to
You: because im mugabe
You: im te law in zimbabwe
Stranger: Ur cute
You: i have niggers on my farm making weed for me
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: i have niggers on my block selling weed for me
You: i don't need to pay
You: are you are girl
Stranger: i am
You: nice
You: i like girls
You: sucking my dick and spreading ther legs
Stranger: gs?
You: forsure
Stranger: you dont even know what it means fat cunt
You: it means gay sucks, doesn't it?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it means GeenStijl
Stranger: its a dutch website, we are taking over the universe
You: oh what is that?
You: cool, but you don't take over zimbabwe
Stranger: i will leave zimbabwe to you
Stranger: but we're still taking over the rest
You: thank you
Stranger: smoking weed on little islands
You: how old are you
Stranger: 110
You: youre freaking old
Stranger: i can still use the interwebs tho, my parents tought me
Stranger: taught me
You: how old are your parents?
Stranger: 116 and 127
You: ok
Stranger: young parents
You: do you still have a tight pussy?
You: yes they are
You: but thats ok
Stranger: its well tight
You: al the girl down here get pregnant wenn the 12
You: and then there pussys are fluffy and nasty
Stranger: hahahaha
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: nop
You: why not?
You: your a 110 years old dutch gansta and you don't have a picture
Stranger: yesh
You: thats odd
Stranger: i wanna find a girl
Stranger: i wanna get some nudies
You: me 2
You: thats reason im here
Stranger: u already got some?
You: yes 24old chinees pussy
You: with pubic
You: wasn't very nais
Stranger: hahahaha
You: wath do you think is better an apache or a gladiator
Stranger: Gladiator
Stranger: They got skills and they show no mercy
Stranger: apaches go down after 1 hit
You: i think an apache because they have stealt and bows
Stranger: bows?
You: yes, like traps
Stranger: Oh yeeeee
Stranger: and the
Stranger: animals
Stranger: they ride on
Stranger: buffalos
Stranger: :)
You: apache live in the woods
You: they don't have buffalos
You: they walk around and make bows and when a gladiator gets in the trap they just slice them up
Stranger: looooooool
Stranger: gladiators will blindfire them from across the map tho
You: whats your nick on gs?
Stranger: 110
You: you suck
Stranger: i wanna get some nudies man
You: what a dumbass nick
Stranger: lol
Stranger: its not my nick ;]
You: whats your nick
Stranger: ikwilgraven
You: ok why?
Stranger: cuz its hard
Stranger: it means iwannadig
You: ok do you like snikkels?
You: hello?
Stranger: elo
Stranger: eloooooooooo
You: je bent echt een lutser hé?
Stranger: DISCONNECTED
Stranger: loooooooooooooool
You: het begint te regenen kut
Stranger: haha
You: dacht je echt dat ik een afrikaan was?
Stranger: www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/42603/7284a8d...

Snikkel44 | 15-04-09 | 17:59

bart91 | 15-04-09 | 17:57
Nee knul. Sorry

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:59

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Alucid | 15-04-09 | 17:58

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:42

Omgeving Utrecht woon je? Had je het over een Nederlands sprekende vrouw in GTA?

bart91 | 15-04-09 | 17:57

dit is echt geniaal!!!

Il Duce | 15-04-09 | 17:57

Gs is niet zo populair bij iedereen
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You: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: how are u today?
You: I`m from sweden
Stranger: i'm fine thanks, you?
You: where u from?
You: I`m fine as well
Stranger: i'm from the netherlands, but i'm not one of the weird blog people
You: Wich weird blog people?
Stranger: ah there is a really racist dutch blog and the people from there are all over this place
Stranger: it's awful
You: I see
You: What kind of ideas do they spread?
Stranger: you're not a racist i hope?
You: No i`m not
Stranger: well they want all foreigners out, they are extremely right-wing
You: Tell me about this thing
Stranger: i don't know if u know geert wilders?
You: I thought i read about it in the papers
Stranger: yeah they vote for him
You: He`s a dutch politician is he not
Stranger: yeah he is
Stranger: he's awful
You: Okay
You: Is he popular in Holland
You: ?
Stranger: thank god no
Stranger: most people think he's an idiot
You: I see
You: how old are u?
Stranger: i'm 19
Stranger: u?
You: Kijk dan heb je gewoon een hoop te leren, lees eerst de standpunten van de pvv maar eens door www.pvv.nl en kom dan nog maar eens terug. :)
Stranger: ik weet jullie standpunten heel goed
Stranger: jullie zijn racistisch
You: En owjah als er nu verkiezingen zouden zijn zou de pvv de grootste partij worden dus zo inpopulair zijn ze nu ook weer niet
You: Maar persoonlijk heb ik niks tegen buitenlanders hoor
Stranger: nou hitler was destijds ook niet populair
You: Als je de vergelijking met Hitler wil trekken raad ik je aan bij de plaatselijke basisschool een paar geschiedenislesjes met groep acht mee te draaien.
Stranger: ik raad jou hetzelfde aan
You: Maar goed, iedereen heeft recht op een mening
Stranger: veel plezier met je extreme ideeen
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der maupmeister | 15-04-09 | 17:57

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 17:52
Ik snap 'm ja.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:56

hmm.. Ik geef t op.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:55

-weggezapt--

zedong | 15-04-09 | 17:53

You: h
Stranger: i
You: thx
Stranger: dont mention it
You: =]

amoano | 15-04-09 | 17:52

@ G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:43
Iets met roze roesjes? Of snappen wij elkaar nu niet?

JaJeetje | 15-04-09 | 17:52

-weggejorist-

maar16jaar | 15-04-09 | 17:51

retedroog + zinloos :)

Sr. Pescador | 15-04-09 | 17:50

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zedong | 15-04-09 | 17:50

You: hi
Stranger: APPELFLAPPE :D
You: nee olie bolle
Stranger: neee APPELFLAPPEE
You: nee oliebolle
Stranger: nee APPELFLAPPE
You: nee oliebollen

avod | 15-04-09 | 17:49

Best nuttig! lache gespreken gehad!

Eddy1 | 15-04-09 | 17:46

heel gesprek gehad met een marokkan, moslim dus...
dit was het leukste xD

You: why do you pray?
Stranger: I pray cause I have to pray to make myself don't forget that there is allah
Stranger: if I don't pray I'll forget
You: but what's the purpose of knowing that allah is there?
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the Q geenstijl | 15-04-09 | 17:46

You: hang in there little buddie... they are coming!! are coming
You: they come from goddamn outer space!!!!
Stranger: and.....
You: jesus... they already standing in my livingroom!!!
You: you must call the godamn fbi!!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i will..
You: help me buddie!!! help me!!!
Stranger: actually..
You: I must find a gun in the house......
Stranger: i am the boss of them
You: they gonna take me............
Stranger: do u have find the gun?
Stranger: good luck..
You: no buddie!! still searching... do u call the feds????
Stranger: u are so lovely..
Stranger: i did
You: come on little buddie!!! pick up the goddamn phone....
Stranger: Äã¸ö˦»õ
You: aaarghhhhh they have me!!!!!! arrrghhhhhhhhh disconnecting........

export_beer | 15-04-09 | 17:45

PS. Ik weet waar ik je aan moet herkennen.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:43

Stranger: Umm your smoking hot! Wanna have netsex?
You: ok.....

O C==8
O==8
O=8
O8
O=8
O==8
O C==8
You: and repeat that
Stranger: lawl, not that kind

Oroblram | 15-04-09 | 17:42

Omegle is kut. Mijn gesprekje was net geimplodeerd. En had nog wel net zo'n leuk gesprek met jemand von GS.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 17:42

volgens mij zitten er allemaal gs'ers elkaar te beledigen op dit moment.

El_Guapo | 15-04-09 | 17:41

You: SMILE JE STAAT OP GEENSTIJL
Stranger: hi...
Stranger: crazy german

Lekkere troll. Nederlanders uitmaken voor Duitsers is altijd win. De gS redactie mag ook wel eens wat minder stelen van 4chan en wat meer OC brengen.

zedong | 15-04-09 | 17:39

Lutser:

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i m fine thank you
Stranger: how are you
You: Good
You: Thanks, me too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Finland
You: You?
Stranger: holland
Stranger: how old are you
You: 17
Stranger: im 28
You: Ah ok
Stranger: how s life in finland?
You: Good, finally some good weather
Stranger: yeah here too :)
Stranger: finally i can walk in short pants
Stranger: lol
You: Haha yeah :)
Stranger: i ve never been to finland yet
Stranger: but i think it s a nice country
You: Yeah I would love to go to holland some time too :)
Stranger: lol :)
You: I know one dutch word :p
You: Some guy told me today
You: "Swaffelen"
You: What does it mean?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you really want to know
You: Is it a funny word? :p
Stranger: uuuuuh
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: lol
You: Well what does it mean?
Stranger: it's something like mooning
Stranger: but than
Stranger: with the other side
Stranger: :p
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do ou know what mooning is?
Stranger: you
You: Showing your ass, right :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: swaffelen is like mooning but than with ur weewee
Stranger: lol
You: Haha :p
Stranger: can u teah me a finnish word
Stranger: lol
You: A funny word too?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :)
You: Hmm I can't think of any funny words actually :p
Stranger: :(
Stranger: can you teach me a swearing word in finnish
Stranger: lol
You: kalapuikko :p
Stranger: kalapuikko lol
Stranger: what does it mean
Stranger: :)
You: It means a small "weewee" :p
Stranger: lol
You: But literally translated to English it means fishstick :D
Stranger: lololololol
Stranger: i like to swaffelen with my kalapuikko
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :p
You: Haha :p
You: Btw, do you like real fishsticks?
Stranger: i don t know if fishstick in holland are the same as in finland
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but yeah i ll like dutch fishsticks
Stranger: lol
You: I love eating them, do you also like putting them in your mouth?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and swallow them
Stranger: ;)
You: Haha so you're a gay fish?
Stranger: :o
Stranger: not really
Stranger: lol
You: Haha just a word joke :p
Stranger: :p
You: How did you found out about omegle actually?
Stranger: on a dutch website
Stranger: the same website that promoted swaffelen to the dutch word of the year
Stranger: lol
You: Really :p
You: So did I! :o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :o
You: What?
Stranger: so you are from the dutch website too?
Stranger: :o
You: Yeah
Stranger: ken je geen nederlands praten dan mafkees
Stranger: doen alsof je een wijf bent
Stranger: haha
Stranger: kelly de 2e
You: Haha
Stranger: laat je je ook ombouwen?
Stranger: lol
You: Ik heb nooit gezegd dat ik een vrouw ben :P
Stranger: vast niet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: net zoveel hersencellen als kelly heb je
Stranger: lol
You: Alleen mijn leeftijd ^^
Stranger: volgens ij ken je niet goed lezen dan lol

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Helmutter | 15-04-09 | 17:38

Dus assik mijn inschreif komen er finsen naar me toe?

en teruggerot | 15-04-09 | 17:35

-weggejorist-

sjaakdetrekhaak | 15-04-09 | 17:35

Kende het al :D

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Imdamnhot | 15-04-09 | 17:34

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Leipbrand | 15-04-09 | 17:32

@ ja_zegt_ie | 15-04-09 | 17:25
LOL

Gezellig! | 15-04-09 | 17:32

Er zijn ook belgen!!

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Reaguurix | 15-04-09 | 17:31

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achja, kansloos vermaak is leuk.

Jurrit | 15-04-09 | 17:30

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You: do you like fistfucking?
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You: di you like swaffelen?
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You: or kontjeneuken?
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You: only with a condom
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Zottelkopf | 15-04-09 | 17:29

Kort maar krachtig:
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You: Ho!
Stranger: hi
You: Now what?
Stranger: where you from
You: geenstijl
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Gezellig! | 15-04-09 | 17:29

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Dat was vast geen sjineese heaumeau...............

Buff | 15-04-09 | 17:29

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You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: ok
You: you?
Stranger: i'm fine :) where are you from?
You: poland
You: you?
Stranger: the netherlands.
You: I speak some dutch
Stranger: Really? let's hear it.
You: ga een leven zoeken loser!
Stranger: Whahahahahaaa! do you now what it means?
You: get a life wanker
Stranger: Haha. who learned you that?
You: ben je nou serieus?
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ja_zegt_ie | 15-04-09 | 17:25

iedereen disconnect als ze er achter komen dat je geen geil wijf van 19 bent

Rogieor | 15-04-09 | 17:25

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You: smile your on geenstijl, haha rofl
Stranger: haha die users die nu online zijn komen allemaal van de geenstijl link You: haha rofl xD

Flamey | 15-04-09 | 17:24

You: hi
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doe me dat maar eens na

RightSide | 15-04-09 | 17:22

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Stranger: i see
Stranger: first i thought it's kind of worm
Stranger: i was wrong.
You: You're not saying anything witty
Stranger: ok can you say something witty?
You: yes, you're on geenstijl
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licht86 | 15-04-09 | 17:22

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Otman | 15-04-09 | 17:21

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You: lolz
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Stranger: ja al een half uur,heerlijk!
You: haha! Nou, ik ga ff verder. Los ballos!
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FuckaDoodle | 15-04-09 | 17:21

*zwaait terug naar Superior Bastard

Blitzkrieg | 15-04-09 | 17:18

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You: nice
Stranger: thats me
You: me too
You: lets have lesbian sex
Stranger: aight
Stranger: im a boy
You: damn
You: me too

Dhr. Krans van Donk | 15-04-09 | 17:18

Stranger: d00d
Stranger: u here?
Stranger: symp0
You: no im alive
Stranger: is this u?
Stranger: u bot?
You: think you are dood
Stranger: OH
Stranger: FUCK ME
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greatone | 15-04-09 | 17:18

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You: hi?
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: finlans
Stranger: *d
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H4rrie | 15-04-09 | 17:17

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goeiemoggel! | 15-04-09 | 17:17

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FuckaDoodle | 15-04-09 | 17:16

shit, ik krijg steeds echte , niet een gs'er, snik

adfundum | 15-04-09 | 17:16

LOL @ San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 17:14

Duitsers zijn niet geliefd daar

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 17:15

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Double | 15-04-09 | 17:15

@ Braboland | 15-04-09 | 17:11
die zwanenburger is Flatert toch?? die woont toch next to schiphol!

goeiemoggel! | 15-04-09 | 17:15

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Stranger: no
You: Don't speak bad about our leader! he will lead us to world domination in the mighty hilversum
Stranger: o oke
Stranger: HEIL RUTGER
Stranger: is that right ?
You: Toghether with is messanger Kim they will take over the world by tuktuks
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Braboland | 15-04-09 | 17:15

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San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 17:14

Stranger: hi
You: blub
Stranger: plöp
You: FAIL!
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You: u have style?
Stranger: sort of..
You: i have geenstijl
Stranger: smile..
You: your on geenstijl
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You: haha
You: kut alles GS hier onderhand :D
Stranger: u are like Reactionuurder?
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Stranger: ze mogen mij niet
You: mij ook al niet :D
Stranger: op geenstijl
You: ow
You: lol
You: hoezo da?
Stranger: ben een zwanenburger..
You: haha
Stranger: dat kudtdorpje naast amsterdam weetje wel
You: dan vraag je er ook om :P
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You: klein kut dorpje
You: :D
Stranger: haha same here
You: Breda in de buurt
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You: i'm like 2 heads above u guys..
You: i can put my beer on ur head =]
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You: haha
Stranger: kunnen ook niks hebben die spleetjes..
You: Ik wil ze steeds kopen voor de mensenhandel
You: disconeten ze :S
Stranger: moet je niet doen man.. kredietcrisis..
You: lol, daarom nu juist per zeecontainer inkopen
You: nu is de koers gunstig
Stranger: geef maar een belletje als je er een paar over heb
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: ik ga voetballen.. dit is geen nederland meer
Stranger: F5'ze!
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Wie belt? :P

Braboland | 15-04-09 | 17:11

Pffft... valt zwaar tegen :P

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Švyturyš | 15-04-09 | 17:10

wat een koning site. punt.

Sjeiki | 15-04-09 | 17:10

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San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 17:10

0.o
ou: hi
Stranger: Hi ARE YOU A POKEMON?
You: yes
Stranger: okay
You: im pickachou
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Stranger: good bye

Double | 15-04-09 | 17:09

Stranger: hay
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Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: are you a braindead geek who wants to jack off?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: FUCK OFF!! U FREEK!
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licht86 | 15-04-09 | 17:08

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NAAICE

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dekaashaas | 15-04-09 | 17:06

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You: how are you
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You: great
Stranger: You?
You: im fine too thanks!
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You: asl?
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Kringspierverslapper | 15-04-09 | 17:05

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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 17:05

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: where you from
Stranger: taiwan
Stranger: you?
You: i am from Melmac
Stranger: is that a country?
You: no a planet
Stranger: alien are you?
You: yes, my planet blew up 20 years ago
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Je Verzint Het Niet | 15-04-09 | 17:04

[email protected] Jimmie Dimmick | 15-04-09 | 17:02

ja,ik kom meer gs-ers tegen ;-)

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 17:04

Dit was de laatste. Grappig, dacht eigenlijk dat het een reaguurder was... lol

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You: TELL ME ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE
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You: wake up!
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: answer quick
Stranger: must be honst
You: You try to make fun of me? I log your IP and give it to chinese police
You: Are you at home or in internet cafe?
You: do you have girl?
Stranger: no ni misunstand me
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Stranger: you misunstand me
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Stranger: i dont know
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You: Are you ready to leave?
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Stranger: no
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You: Once we leave: check out this link : click on www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2009/04/...
You: You will see our conversation
You: Ni Hao
Stranger: Ni Hao
Stranger: what is mean the Ni Hao
You: It means: SMILE, JE STAAT OP GEEN STIJL!
You: www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2009/04/...
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San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 17:02

veelzeggend:
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You: holland
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Jimmie Dimmick | 15-04-09 | 17:02

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Helmutter | 15-04-09 | 17:01

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Stranger: you enlish is poor .
Stranger: u are chinese
Stranger: ni tai jia le
You: not only your english, how much do you cost?
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Braboland | 15-04-09 | 17:01

Krijg er gewoon van die vrijdagmiddag flashbacks van...

Het_Alziedend_Oog | 15-04-09 | 17:00

Stranger: have u seen 2 girls 1 cup?
You: Yes
You: Whele ?
Stranger: how do u feel about it?
You: Vely holney
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: Two gills in one cup
You: Vely intelesting
Stranger: horny?
Stranger: why do u keep typing l instead of r
You: Solly, I don't have the L on my keyboald cause I'm flom nolth kolea
You: we don't have l
You: only l
You: but the leadel has l on his keyboald
You: but he's only one
You: whele ale you flom ?
Stranger: then...... how do u type english?
You: I can only type english without l
Stranger: ...... are all north korea use the same system?
You: Yes, except the plesident
You: he has diffelent keyboald
Stranger: how about south korea?
You: i nevel bean thele
You: been thele
Stranger: do u know what kinda keyboard do they use?
You: i think they have l
You: it's diffelent thele
You: you have keyboald with l ?
You: i mean a spale one ?
Stranger: is ur government don't wanna u to connect with other contries?
You: yes, they want to plevent it
Stranger: so.... they banned u from using r.....
You: but most people abload undelstand what i type
Stranger: that's sad
Stranger: i have both l and r
You: yes, but we have vely stlong leadel
Stranger: why they chose r.... not a b c d e.....
You: it's decision of leadel. He knows best fol us
Stranger: i think ur english is pretty good. and ur the first korean i met in this website
You: leally ?
Stranger: yape
Stranger: how do u know this website?
You: u flom usa ?
Stranger: nope
You: I know flom geenstijl
You: whele you flom ?
Stranger: china
You: that's not fal flom nolth kolea
Stranger: yape
You: whele in china ?
Stranger: i've been north korea
Stranger: beijing
Stranger: but i live in london now
You: you been nolth kolea ? whele ?
You: london ? wow. you know goldon blown ?
Stranger: the capital... in chinese we called it ping rang
Stranger: but i'm not sure how english called it...
You: I live ping pong
Stranger: oh.... that's cool
You: English call capital pjong jang
Stranger: have u ever been to china?
You: no nevel
Stranger: have u ever gone aborad?
You: Folbidden to go othel countly
Stranger: i don't think it's right to do....
You: but it's nice counlty
Stranger: r u in college now?
You: We have evelything. Some houses even have electlicity
You: Yes in college
Stranger: so u don't have electricity?
You: It depends my mothel wants to go hometlainel with dynamo
You: then we have electlicity
Stranger: i think i do had electricity when i was in ping pong....
You: yes in capital they have electlicity
Stranger: what's ur major then?
You: you liked pjong jang ?
You: I study flench
Stranger: french?
You: yes
Stranger: as a matter of fact... i forgot what pjong jang looked like cuz i was sooo young when i was there.
Stranger: but i remembered it is a clean city
Stranger: with a lot of gallaries.... u guys really pay attention to the education of art i think
You: you whele thele on holiday ?
You: yes vely clean
Stranger: yape...
Stranger: why do u wanna study french as it's not easy to go aborad espically for france i mean?
You: I like flench language
You: I'm big fan of Calla Bluni
Stranger: btw,ur english is good too except the 'r'...
You: Yes, l is difficult
You: but it's the keyboald
Stranger: how do u know this website?
You: flom geenstijl
Stranger: what is it?
You: it's gelman site i sometimes lead
You: www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: what?... r u study german too?
You: no but i speak bit of gelman
Stranger: by how?
You: not leally study
You: in intelnet
You: and tlanslation softwale
Stranger: can u go to the most of the website in ur country?
Stranger: like youtube
You: I just copy/paste in google tlanslate and i can lead
You: youtube no ploblem
Stranger: it's good for you. because chinese government banned it.
Stranger: can u download illegally?
You: oul leadel doesn't know youtube hahaha
You: download yes
Stranger: that's cool~can u buy stuff from other country?
Stranger: btw what's the brand of ur computer?
You: Commodole
You: but vely slow
Stranger: is it made by korea?
You: no i think flom amelica ?
You: i have to go now to play table tennis. Nice talking to you !
Stranger: bye
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zaagt men planken | 15-04-09 | 17:00

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You: ben jij ook weer zo'n steengeil grappenmaker?
You: hey du ollie!
You: gibt mir doch keine scheisse
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 16:59

Goed verhaal, lekker duidelijk!

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You: cunt?
Stranger: prick

waxmask | 15-04-09 | 16:58

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De Bruce | 15-04-09 | 16:57

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You: hi
Stranger: HABBO AU MUTHA FUKA?
You: wehere are you from
You: i'm from mianus
You: have you ever touched mianus
You: i'm waiting for you to disconnect buddy
You: boohooo
You: FOEKA YO MOTHA
Stranger: Im not gonna disconnect
You: good
You: have fun waiting then
Stranger: Fuck you..
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studentje87 | 15-04-09 | 16:56

You: mag ik zeggen dat je er kwa uiterlijk ook best mag wezen?
Stranger: dat mag je best zeggen
You: oke, kwa uiterlijk mag je er best wezen
Stranger: oke thx :)
Stranger: jij ook hé
You: Dankjewel het overgrote deel is foundation hoor

Humor :):):):)sdasd

Redcap | 15-04-09 | 16:56

Stranger: no
Stranger: I have not fuck you
Stranger: so you do not disconnect it

MikeCityBike | 15-04-09 | 16:55

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Stranger: hi
You: disconnect
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Je Verzint Het Niet | 15-04-09 | 16:55

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Stranger: hey
You: hey flubbermuts
Stranger: whats up
You: a little konkie
You: not so stronkie
Stranger: thats good
You: i know
You: where is your cat?
Stranger: i ate it
Stranger: where is yours?
You: was playin with yours last time i checked
Stranger: then i must have eaten yours too
Stranger: sorry man
You: np he was a convie muslim
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: where are you?
You: planet X
Stranger: whats it like there?
You: boring, crap isp's
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: move to the earth
Stranger: i guess its better
You: on our way
You: will be there by 2012 if all goes well
Stranger: good
Stranger: go to hawaii
ive never been there but it must bee a good place
You: hawaii? whats that?
You: we just come to feed on the humans
Stranger: i dont know. i just heard its name earlier.
Stranger: ok but when you arrive, dont eat me
You: how will i know?
Stranger: i will say : dont eat me

waxmask | 15-04-09 | 16:52

Boeiend!!!!

Krijg direct een chinees aan de lijn!
Weet ie niet eens wat kroepoek is!!!!!

Kutchinees

Schipperbitter | 15-04-09 | 16:52

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: shut up
You: or i kill you
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: shut up
You: or?
Stranger: or i kill you
You: i like that
You: neuqe?
Stranger: neuqe?
You: yes, thats means from bil going
Stranger: faggot
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Pinocchio | 15-04-09 | 16:51

godver, heb ik net een leuk gesprek met een mede GS-er, krijg ik "Connection imploded"

bart91 | 15-04-09 | 16:51

-weggejorist-

Mr. Knowitall | 15-04-09 | 16:51

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Stranger: hi
You: bye
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Flipski | 15-04-09 | 16:50

Stranger: hey
You: hi there
You: how's life?
Stranger: hows life?
Stranger: fuck you hahahah
You: oops, same question!
Stranger: impossible!!
You: weird indeed!
You: try again?
Stranger: ok
You: same word.... now
You: yoga
Stranger: mind control

niles777 | 15-04-09 | 16:50

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whereyoufrom?
You: I'm from thailand but live in NL know with man who bought me
Stranger: australia :)
You: Is far away. Man from Australia could not afford me.
Stranger: You mean to say you are a sex slave?
You: No, I really love him.
You: He has lots of money
Stranger: yet he bought you and he owns you???
Stranger: Will he give me money if i give him sex??
You: Not owns me. He paid parents money and I give him sex.
Stranger: Can i give you or him sex?
You: He will give you money if you give him sex
You: Only if you are 14, like me.
Stranger: i am 14 and a half
You: Is fine, but not so much money
Stranger: ok but one other thing i am male? is that ok?
You: Me male too
Stranger: oh kk :)
You: No you shit, I'm just pranking you. Now let go of your pecker.
Stranger: But im gay and i have a big hard on :(
You: Tough shit.
Stranger: Arent you gay?
You: Fuck off.

Life_can_be_simple | 15-04-09 | 16:50

Niet echt origineel GS... 4chan winssss

SjiekeAmp | 15-04-09 | 16:49

Ben ik nou de eerste die is weggejorist van die site?
BOEHEOEOEHOE!

Klumpert | 15-04-09 | 16:49

You: who?
Stranger: twas brillig and the slithy toves,
You: yay
You: u from finland?
Stranger: Nope. from Great Britain. Where do you come from?
You: holland
You: why does this thing exist?
Stranger: Not another one. I hate the fucking dutch.
You: haha

trashmetalhead | 15-04-09 | 16:49

Stranger: hello
You: disconnect
You: stop
You: help
You: quit
You: end
Stranger: just because you say so
Stranger: nooooooo
You: who does this work
Stranger: who?
Stranger: or how?
You: help?
You: escape
Stranger: help with what
You: get me out of here
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: how ?
Stranger: what do you mean how
Stranger: are you retarded
Stranger: have you used a computer before???
You: how does omegle work?
You: alt-f4
Stranger: pixie dust
You: pixie dust ?
Stranger: are you saying you cant close the screen?
Stranger: have you taken your tablets today?
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Je Verzint Het Niet | 15-04-09 | 16:49

Hij wilde geen kok worden :(

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You: yo
You: ?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: GS
Stranger: ??
Stranger: where ?
You: holland
Stranger: oh
You: you
Stranger: I come from Taiwan
You: I order stuff from taiwan
Stranger: @@
Stranger: u know where is Taiwan?
You: @china to the left
Stranger: yo
Stranger: u good guy
You: nope
You: I run sweatshop
Stranger: sweatshop
You: yes !
You: I order chinese people over the internet, and make them work here
You: in restaurant kitchen & clothes
Stranger: +.+
Stranger: u so bad
You: interested ?
You: very good cooks coming from china
Stranger: ya
You: you cook ?
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Hatsjikideej | 15-04-09 | 16:47

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Japannert | 15-04-09 | 16:47

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You: hi
You: ;(
Stranger: im into sex talk if youre not interested disconnect now
Stranger: im female if that help
Stranger: s
You: it helps. except when you look like Fiona holt
Stranger: lol
You: are you Fiona Holt?
Stranger: i would love to be sucking on a nice thick hard cock.
Stranger: love wrapping me lips around and sliding all the way down
You: how old are u?
You: And what is your opinion with the global warming problem?
You: Do you like red meat?
You: Fiona?
Stranger: im a vegan. the only meat i like is man meat.
You: i hate ppl who dont eat meat. its unnatural
Stranger: how so?
You: ppl who dont eat meat, look like they dont eat meat. White, unhealthy and they smell.
Stranger: wow im eating vegetable that grow from that ground. that seems so unnatural to me
You: Steak grows from the ground too.
You: besides, what happens if you have a craving for meat while sucking my dick?
Stranger: lol because all those morbidily obese people walking around eating their KFC re the epitome of health
You: i eat meat daily. im 1.92m, weigh 83kg and my penis is topheavy. i dont get your point.
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De Hongaar | 15-04-09 | 16:46

Dit werkte ook al niet:
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Stranger: hi
You: blah?
You: Stronkie?
Stranger: asl?
You: 84, m, Ukraine
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waxmask | 15-04-09 | 16:45

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Stranger: hii
You: P Ollah
Stranger: =)
You: do you have a cheese shave for me
You: +?
Stranger: no.. .sorry!
You: ja zeggen ze allemaal
Stranger: ? x)
Stranger: english ??
You: sugar lump then?
Stranger: no...!
You: I have a tight bun, and you?
Stranger: yea
You: pompom ®
You: show me!

Stranger: i really dont understand what you are talking about x)
Stranger: f/m??
You: wat zal ik zo es doen?
You: /o/
Stranger: ??
You: 96 f/m radio 3
Stranger: dust xO
You: I want you bun bun

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:45

@RudieBoy
Hier ook krijg geen contact meer :(.

Ik ben nieuw | 15-04-09 | 16:44


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Stranger: hi?
You: hi
Stranger: boy?
You: no girl
You: you?
Stranger: boy
You: i like you
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: and you?
You: finland
You: I am blonde
Stranger: you are beautiful
You: I know
You: you like suckie suckie?
Stranger: what's the meaning of suckie ?
You: do you eat dog?
You: and cat?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: i like dog,
You: me too, tastes good
Stranger: it's my friend
You: tasty friend
Stranger: do you eat doy?!
You: I eat dog
You: and cat
Stranger: why?
You: me like
Stranger: is it delicious?
You: yummie yummie
You: yes, very delicious
You: I first walk with dog
You: and then I chop off head
You: and then cook it
You: very nice
You: you don't like?
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: i just can't recept it right now

De Bruce | 15-04-09 | 16:44

-weggejorist-

Life_can_be_simple | 15-04-09 | 16:43

Stranger: chinese?
You: yeah some bami please
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Hatsaflatsa | 15-04-09 | 16:43

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You: smile
Stranger: hoi
You: je staat op geenstijl
Stranger: yep
You: kut
You: XD
Stranger: kut?
Stranger: geenstijl is poep
You: holland?
Stranger: yep
You: haha
You: reaguurders taking over... op naar de volgende
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Braboland | 15-04-09 | 16:42

Stranger: where are you from?
You: cant tell you
You: then i have to kill you
Stranger: omg
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Double | 15-04-09 | 16:41

volgensmij is die site beetje traag aan het worden.. of dat ligt aan mij:P

RudieBoy | 15-04-09 | 16:41

You: geen stijl reaguurder hier
Stranger: ni hui shuo zhongwen ma
You: dat zeg ik niet
Stranger: ni shibushi bai chi a
You: dat lijkt wel chinees man
You: snap er geen reet van
Stranger: wo fa xian ;l ni shi ge baichi
You: ja, zo kan ik het ook: [email protected]#$%^&*()_
Stranger: nihui bu hui wan DOTA a
You: dikke lul met ketjap-saus
Stranger: guji ni buhui wan
Stranger: ni zhi dao cao ni ma ma?
You: ik zag gisteren nog een chinees, hij stond te koken. rook lekker
You: maar die doet dat dan wel vaker
You: hij is kok
Stranger: hii
Stranger: ni ge SB
You: ik ben lesbisch en ik heb zin
Stranger: OK
Stranger: U WIN
Stranger: where are you from
You: holland
You: you?
Stranger: CHINA

niles777 | 15-04-09 | 16:41

You: HI
Stranger: Make a wish...
You: Ik wil graag 2 patat met en 1 kaasoufle graag!
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bmxje | 15-04-09 | 16:41

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You: I LIKE TURTLES
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Tammovic | 15-04-09 | 16:41

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You: Hi!
Stranger: am i in?
You: Yes
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: I HAXED THE MAINFRAME
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F*ck.....

surmajkalot | 15-04-09 | 16:40

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Stranger: nonoono
Stranger: hi
You: would you fuck me for blow ?
Stranger: dirty
Stranger: bye
You: bye

ik kom van rechts | 15-04-09 | 16:40

Gewoon Thom | 15-04-09 | 16:33
Nee hoor

grote regelneger | 15-04-09 | 16:40

@Helmutter | 15-04-09 | 16:36

Hier pas 2 gehad ofzo, wel een andere NL dude.. maar die kende GS niet.. (daar issie nu wel aan het kijken...)
Al 30 gesprekken gehad ofzo, slaat echt nergens op.
Ze haken al af bij "GS?".

Frappant | 15-04-09 | 16:40

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: holland
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Claude Viool | 15-04-09 | 16:40

Wat opvalt, is dat alle Nederlandertjes heeeeeeeel slecht Engels schrijven... mijn god zeg!

Giraffe | 15-04-09 | 16:39

Stranger: hey
You: ola
Stranger: my names taylor swift
You: my name is terry swaffel
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kort door de bocht | 15-04-09 | 16:38

Ik weet niet wie trieste is. Ik die mij voordoe als een Japans meisje, of deze gast.

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Stranger: male
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Stranger: only ran into male's who were shouting and cursing :D
Stranger: yes
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Stranger: and where in japan do you live
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Stranger: north / south
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Stranger: do you have some kind of profile site with a picture??
Stranger: always curious who im talking with
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Stranger: ok im searching :D
Stranger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XAmkPE-Odo
Stranger: is a dutch artist
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Stranger: another one
Stranger: i cant find some party music right now
Stranger: the second one is better artist
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Stranger: ever saw a big dutch party?
Stranger: its not super music but its good to party
Stranger: with 8000people
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Stranger: and like to party :D
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Stranger: yea really popular
You: Toch niet geenstijl he? ZOMG POWNED. :-)
You: Your silence says enough. powned&#12391;&#12377;&#12290;&#12288;&#65288;&#65342;&#9671;&#65342;&#65289;
You: Maar even serieus. Nederland is dus geen leuk vakantie land hè.
Stranger: uiteraard niet
You: Een beetje onschuldige Japanse dames naar Holland lokken. Je moest je schamen
You: Of toch niet. hmmm
You: *fap fap fap*
Stranger: hormonen he
Stranger: fapfapfap
Stranger: joran style
You: Hahaha
You: Bijna het begin van het einde van Kazumi. :(
Stranger: tja tis maarw at je leuk vin
You: (^&#12290;^)
You: Nou, fijne dag hé schat. <3
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Bedankt dat je mij en m'n collega's een kwartiertje hebt vermaakt.
Kusjes van Kazumi. hahahaha.

pppppppp | 15-04-09 | 16:38

Nog geen woord gezegd hebben en dan al disconnected worden......

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Twansel75 | 15-04-09 | 16:37

lache zeg.....

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Stranger: HABBO AU BISH!
You: p0wned!!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: is this
You: p-o-w-n-e-d :)
Stranger: that same person
Stranger: from before
Stranger: AH IT IS
Stranger: >__<
Stranger: this is like the 14th time i've gotten you
You: Powned!

satcom | 15-04-09 | 16:37

Frappant | 15-04-09 | 16:32
Haha, je was de eerste GSer die ik tegenkwam van 9 gesprekken :o

Helmutter | 15-04-09 | 16:36

MOF AAN DE LIJN, ERG GEESTIG.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there!
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden, you too?
Stranger: Germany
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: im a female
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i am a guy
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm quite young, just 20
Stranger: well you are still older than me though
Stranger: i am 17 :/
You: hihi, nice
Stranger: i have never meet a swedish on omegle
You: i do like young boys, they're handsome most of the times
You: okeey
You: so this is the first time
Stranger: most people are from china or usa
Stranger: yes
You: yes, i noticed
Stranger: are you a student or you have a job?
You: i'm still studying
Stranger: at an university?
You: yes, thats right
You: but i prefer partying though
Stranger: me too :)
Stranger: do you like electronic music?
You: are there nice clubs in germany?
Stranger: yes there are
You: i like house and techno
Stranger: especially in the big cities
Stranger: like berlin, hamburg, münchen
Stranger: personally i prefer trance
Stranger: but all styles can be good imo
You: yeah, for sure
Stranger: how do you look like?
You: i've been in berlin once
Stranger: cool
Stranger: did you like it?
You: i've blond hear, like most of the swedish girls, blue eyes.. i'm quite a sportive girl
You: yeah it was great!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well i have never been to sweden, but friends of mine told me that was a nice place
Stranger: col
You: but you know, in sweden there are more girls than boys.. so thats quite ennoying
Stranger: well in the whole earth there are more girls than boys :)
You: yeah sweden is very beautiful and natural.. but in stockholm, where i live. you can party a lot
Stranger: i see
Stranger: i know a swedish rap band called looptroop
Stranger: i like them as well
You: i've heard of them.. but don't know them very well
Stranger: so do you play a sport?
You: yeah, i play hockey
You: the boys love it :p
Stranger: ice hockey?
You: no, just hockey. on a grass field
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger: well i used to play football when i was younger
You: i like soccer players..
Stranger: :)
Stranger: do you have a myspace?
You: no sorry
Stranger: okay
Stranger: no problem
You: myspace is not very known in sweden
Stranger: it is very popular in germany
You: we do have, truisliua.com do you have that?
You: o i see
Stranger: well no i don't have
Stranger: never heard of it actually
You: its very small. only people of stockholm us is actually
Stranger: i remember i saw a swedish movie 2 weeks ago
Stranger: the english name of it was "killer on the roof"
You: okey nice
You: i saw it to
Stranger: it was good compared to that it was filmed in the 70ies
You: yeah indeed
Stranger: anyway i should go
Stranger: thanks for the conversation
You: a lot of german people say, sieg heil.. what does it really mean
You: in war films
Stranger: well
You: okeey bye
Stranger: that means hail victory but not that is a point but
Stranger: it is a Hitler salute
You: okey, but hitler was a good guy
You: and you can smile because JE STAAT OP GEENSTIJL
Stranger: you like him?
You: POWNED.. do we call it in HOLLAND

zonlichtisgratis | 15-04-09 | 16:36

-weggejorist-

rixard | 15-04-09 | 16:35

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Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: :)
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you
You: good,,
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i'm come from the netherlands and you
Stranger: also from the netherlands?
You: haha ok;p
Stranger: was je geenstijl aan het kijken? :)
You: haha ja keek op geenstijl
Stranger: lol
You: en dacht kijk is een keer wat het is haha
You: en gelijk met de eerste is het al een nederlander en hebben we het allebei over geenstijl:P
Stranger: nou ik ga weer
You: is goed
You: de groeten he
Stranger: hoooooi
You: en geniet van het weer he
Stranger: doe ik!

marcojan | 15-04-09 | 16:35

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Stranger: hi
You: how's it hangin'?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u>?
You: nothing hanging here
Stranger: whats on your mind
You: :o)
You: nothing much
You: just checking out this chat site
Stranger: you're a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: aha.. me2
Stranger: aahh.. good..
Stranger: then i understand..
You: well enjoy then!
Stranger: until now i said whats on your mind a guy answers sex..
You: aaha
You: are you from finland?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: netherlands..
You: hehe.. geenstijl
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: zkr..
Stranger: waar blijven die meiden man..
Stranger: ow w8..:P
You: ik ben er eentje tegen gekomen
You: een finse
You: hahaha
Stranger: serieus..?:P
Stranger: cool..
Stranger: hoe oud:P
You: ze was nog geen nederlanders tegen gekomen
Stranger: whaha:P
You: dus ik zei lucky you
Stranger: gaat moeilijk:p
You: ja mooi
Stranger: whaha:P
You: lach me rot
Stranger: me2:P
You: nou veel plezier nog dan!
Stranger: van de 10 gesprekken waren er 9 van geenstijl:P
You: ik heb veel chinezen
Stranger: ik niet
Stranger: nog geen 1
You: en eentje uit pakistan
You: vroeg of ie wist waar bin laden was
Stranger: maarja ik haa dan ook af als t geen meisje is..
You: vond ie niet grapiig
Stranger: whaha:P
Stranger: lol:P
Stranger: nou ik ga meisje zoeken
You: aha
Stranger: laterr
You: ik ook later

Elsitje | 15-04-09 | 16:34

Ik vind ze steeds minder sympathiek die mensen daar :S

Boemeles | 15-04-09 | 16:33

rickrolled is van miiijjjjj

Gewoon Thom | 15-04-09 | 16:33

Hoe je toch lang kan lullen met een geflipte Chinees, vertaling? Iemand?

You: ongezien de tiefus
Stranger: nihao
You: dacht ik al
Stranger: hen gao xing jian dao ni a
You: jaha, en schaatsen
Stranger: na li de peng you a
Stranger: hehe
You: je lult wel raar hoorrr
You: sambal bij?
Stranger: oh lai zi ou zhou de haishi fei zhou de a?
You: Nee, dat niet
Stranger: bu zhi dao a
You: O, gisteren?
Stranger: bu shi a
You: je meent het
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You: ongezien de tiefus
Stranger: nihao
You: dacht ik al
Stranger: hen gao xing jian dao ni a
You: jaha, en schaatsen
Stranger: na li de peng you a
Stranger: hehe
You: je lult wel raar hoorrr
You: sambal bij?
Stranger: oh lai zi ou zhou de haishi fei zhou de a?
You: Nee, dat niet
Stranger: bu zhi dao a
You: O, gisteren?
Stranger: bu shi a
You: je meent het
Stranger: ni shi nan de hai shi nv de?
You: Nee, nooit van gehoord
Stranger: oh zhe me shuo ni shi ge nan de le a
You: aha, ja die ken ik wel, toffe gast man
Stranger: mei shi a zhe nian tou wang shang nan de duo a
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: wo ye shi de a
You: lol
Stranger: ooo
You: GS?
Stranger: zhe ge shen me yi si a
Stranger: ni shi de guo ren?
You: o, hoxha himself, je praat weer poep zoals altijd
Stranger: wo jue de ying gai shi de ba
Stranger: zhe ge niao yu wo hai shi di yi ci jian dao a
You: He he we gaan niet grof worden he!
Stranger: tai li hai le
Stranger: ni hai dong zhong wen a
You: Hoe is het trouwens met die Jolo?
Stranger: qi shi wo jue de ni shi ge zhong guo ren a
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yi ge niu bi de zhong guo ren a
You: ha hahah
Stranger: wo ying gai shuo de mei cuo ba
Stranger: ni wai yu hen niu bi a
You: Zoiets ja, da's dan wel weer humor
Stranger: zhen de tai pei fu ni le a
Stranger: bu guo wo kan bu dong ni niao ren de hua a
You: He, dat jij ook maar fijn de tering mag genieten he!
Stranger: TM de shuo shen me dong xi a
You: En de eeuwige jeuk en lamme klauwen
You: XXX
Stranger: wo zhen de zhen de hao xiang cao ni a
Stranger: haha
Stranger: an zai chuang shang si ming de cha a cha a
You: Foe Yon Hai?
Stranger: zhe ge shi shen me wan yi?
You: Lekker, om 18.00 uur asteblieft
You: Later
Stranger: zhe ge bu jiao ni u bi a
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Dr.Zeldenrust | 15-04-09 | 16:33

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Stranger: Hello
You: hello!
Stranger: How are you today?
You: how are you
Stranger: snap!
You: are you american too?
Stranger: Afraid not.
Stranger: I am english
You: too bad
You: English????
You: aaah no man
Stranger: You know.. from england...
Stranger: hahaa,
You: yes i know, do you think I'm thick or so
You: or french
You: i am from holland
Stranger: That's nice,
You: we are fucking up this site... check www.geenstijl.nl
You: we are only bullshitting
Stranger: we?
You: so don't expect anything from me

San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 16:33

Vet saai dit..

rixard | 15-04-09 | 16:33

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Do you like fishdicks?
Stranger: joooojoooo
You: So you like putting fishdicks in your mouth???
Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
You: That makes you a gay fish!

perenplukker | 15-04-09 | 16:32

-weggejorist-

Frappant | 15-04-09 | 16:32

You: gs?
Stranger: ´º¸ç´¿Ò¯ÃÇ£¿
You: no. 37 with sambal pls
Stranger: sambal?
You: Yes... you can skip the nasi tough
Stranger: where do you from?
You: you're not a chinese restaurant???
Stranger: no resaurant
You: Oh... you sell pizza than?
Stranger: you from indonesia?
You: Don't like indonesian.... toch weer friet danmaar
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Braboland | 15-04-09 | 16:32

Site is down aan het gaan :(

Ik ben nieuw | 15-04-09 | 16:32

Chinezen haken bij mij gelijk af als ze weten dat ik NL ben. :-)

You On A Gin | 15-04-09 | 16:31

@Gewoon Thom | 15-04-09 | 16:25
Sorry! Heb al aardig wat mensen gehad volgens mij...

Frappant | 15-04-09 | 16:31

Stranger: Badoo-bedoo do bee doo! :)
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: 15 f england wbu?
You: Aarsch = Alleen uitgang
You: Schaamhaar = Geen
You: Lengte = 17 cm
Stranger: ey?
Stranger: you german?

esstilo | 15-04-09 | 16:30

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You: Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Now say it like you mean it!
Stranger: hui shuo putonghua ma&#65311;
You: Now say it like a pirate!

SmeedWoker | 15-04-09 | 16:30

Mutsaerts, bedoel je Fins in de zin van afkomstig uit Finland, of Fins in ehm... die andere zin?

jimbrowski | 15-04-09 | 16:30

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Stranger: SUP
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: .. I SAID MOTHERFUCKING SUP
You: oh dont be like that
Stranger: GOOD CUNT.
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: i'll calm down
You: good
You: where you from?
Stranger: Moria
Stranger: you
You: denmark
Stranger: cool
You: you think so?
Stranger: not really.
Stranger: I was being polite.
You: nah thought so
Stranger: sorry :3
You: thank you for trying
Stranger: thats okay.
You: people are so impolite these days arent they?
Stranger: I still love you as a person, I'm just not IN love with you.
You: the night is still young
Stranger: They are!
You: but you arent
Stranger: No, I am amazing.
You: i had a feeling you were
Stranger: :)
You: so wheres moria
Stranger: Moria was the name given by the Eldar to an enormous underground complex in north-western Uluru, comprising a vast network of tunnels, chambers, mines and huge halls or 'mansions', that run under and ultimately through the Misty Mountain called Uluru. There, for many thousands of years, lived the Dwarf clan known as the Morians.
You: wow! i live next door to you then!\
You: never been over there tho, looks cold.
Stranger: Bullshit!
Stranger: yeah its pretty cold.
You: im not shitting you
Stranger: stop shitting on me
You: i hate cold. and cornflakes. cant stand them
Stranger: I like frosty flakes.
You: you just put my least 2 favorite things in one sentence. you trying to hurt me again?
You: i bet you have 5 tabs open talking to loads of people who have absolutely nothing to say right?
You: thats ok tho, we all have our weaknesses.
You: i'll be seeing you amazing dwarf
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kentika | 15-04-09 | 16:29

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You: CIA!
Stranger: hello
You: GET DOWN
You: GET DOWN
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: *goes down*
You: HAND ON UR BACK
You: AINT KIDDING BRO
Stranger: *swallows bag of cocain*
Stranger: *putting hands on back*
Stranger: What did i do?
You: *handcuffs u
You: U HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENCE
You: GET IN THE CAR
Stranger: *goes in*
You: *slams door
You: *gets in, and starts drivng
You: You thougt you could get away huh
Stranger: ...
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TT-King | 15-04-09 | 16:27

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allah_himself | 15-04-09 | 16:27

ASCII Rickrolled FTW!

Gewoon Thom | 15-04-09 | 16:25

Stranger: dftba
You: dusss
Stranger: ?
You: Of niet dan?
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 16:25

You: mohhhh
Stranger: mohhhh
You: plukkie'al?
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Scene Schopper | 15-04-09 | 16:23

Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: from?
You: holland you?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: male or female
You: male
Stranger: same
You: not good:p
Stranger: so you must smoke lots of pot
You: noooooooo:P
Stranger: really?
You: yeah i am healthy
Stranger: the stuff makes you stupid anyways
You: yes i know people:p
Stranger: me too

snorkes | 15-04-09 | 16:22

You: hoi
Stranger: hi
You: ... please click the disconnect button...
Stranger: fuck you..
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Double | 15-04-09 | 16:22

Duurde wel lang deze:
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Stranger: really?
You: Hallo!!

You: Il est considéré comme l’un des maîtres de l’eau-forte. Son style se caractérise par la netteté du trait et la profondeur de l’encrage, qui permettent de conserver une parfaite lisibilité à ses eaux-fortes, malgré le fréquent foisonnement des scènes et des personnages, sur des gravures de surface souvent restreinte.

You: I am horny
You: eikel
Stranger: same
You: where's God?
Stranger: up my ASS
You: Steek er een bezem in, Ass
Stranger: really?
You: Tyskland är herrlandslaget i fotboll det mest populära av landslagen och dess spelare är hyllade stjärnor då de vinner men står ofta under hård press inför stora mästerskap och viktiga matcher. Runt om i världen är dock åsikterna oftast de motsatta då Tyskland ofta slagit ur lag som spelat en betydligt mer publikfriande fotboll. Det är dock målen som räknas vilket många fotbollsfans har svårt att smälta. Tysklands landslag hyllas av experter världen över för den effektivitet som de visat under decennier!!
Stranger: sukmeeov?
You: /b/©
You: waar / wie ben ik?
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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:22

You: Hi!
Stranger: HI
You: How are you today?
Stranger: NOT BAD
You: WELL ME NEITHER!
Stranger: BUT IT IS RAINING HERE ALL THE TIME
You: SO DO YOU LIKE THE CAPS MAN?
You: OH NO, MUST BE HARD TO COPE WITH
You: ALL THAT RAIN
You: ACID RAIN DRIPPIN' FROM THE FREAKIN' SKY
Stranger: YES .. WISH I HAVE A SUNNY DAY TOMORROW
You: so, how's your cock?
Stranger: OUR ENVIRONMENT IS BAD .. AWFUL!
Stranger: ......

rarekriebel | 15-04-09 | 16:22

Wow, deze doet wel heel gemeen zijn tegen zijn ex.
Inclusief gave NSFW link

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ihatelara.com?id=MTkzLjE3My4xMi4zMA==
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Life_can_be_simple | 15-04-09 | 16:21

Stranger: Ola
Stranger: comesta?
Stranger: Senor or senorita?
You: oui
You: senorita
Stranger: Where from?
You: spain
Stranger: very good.
Stranger: ik denk toch een mannetje van Geenstijl
Stranger: ;-)
Stranger: Poot
You: :P
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahah
You: zonet ook al 1
Stranger: Jorien!
You: jorien ow die?
Stranger: juist
Stranger: Later pOWNed
You: :P
Stranger: Oui is frans sufferd!
Stranger: ciao
You: ook spaans:p
Stranger: Ow ja , hahaha hij wel!
Stranger: Si
You: boeiend:P
Stranger: later
You: mzzls

snorkes | 15-04-09 | 16:21

Stranger: hhheyg
You: G'day mate, how 'bout another shrimp on the barbie eh?
Stranger: im not australian
You: austria?
Stranger: tard
You: nee jij dan
Stranger: poop scoop
You: buttmunch
Stranger: moron
Stranger: cunt
Stranger: wanker
Stranger: twat
You: &#39340;&#40575;
Stranger: prick
Stranger: retard
Stranger: fucktard
Stranger: shitshow
Stranger: fuckface
You: hahaha
You: pissfinger
Stranger: wtf is a pissfinger
You: somebody whose finger smells like piss
Stranger: homo

Japannert | 15-04-09 | 16:20

You: Hi!
Stranger: HI
You: How are you today?
Stranger: NOT BAD
You: WELL ME NEITHER!
Stranger: BUT IT IS RAINING HERE ALL THE TIME
You: SO DO YOU LIKE THE CAPS MAN?
You: OH NO, MUST BE HARD TO COPE WITH
You: ALL THAT RAIN
You: ACID RAIN DRIPPIN' FROM THE FREAKIN' SKY
Stranger: YES .. WISH I HAVE A SUNNY DAY TOMORROW

rarekriebel | 15-04-09 | 16:20

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Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: ping
You: pong
Stranger: damn I missed
You: pong
Stranger: good game
You: pong
Stranger: ping
You: pong
You: 15- love
Stranger: /me takes the ball and runs away
Stranger: muhaha
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Twansel75 | 15-04-09 | 16:20

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You: hi
Stranger: say hi
You: from?
Stranger: geenstijl
Stranger: of course you know geenstijl
You: godverdomme jij ook al, had net nog een sloerie uit een of ander krottenwijk die een verblijfsvergunning wilde
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: grappig dit inderdaad
You: ooh dit is zo leuk
Stranger: je kunt ten slotte niet de hele dag werken
You: ?
Stranger: :D
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recessieloos | 15-04-09 | 16:20

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You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FIRST
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ganzo | 15-04-09 | 16:18

You: paschol ti na choj
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CvhG | 15-04-09 | 16:18

WTF???
Stranger: Hello- You've reached Blendo's Customer service line- My name is Brendyn, How can i help you today?
You: hey
Stranger: Hello- You've reached Blendo's Customer service line- My name is Brendyn, How can i help you today?
You: neuqen?
Stranger: Is there a problem with your Blender, Sir?
You: yes hes a bender
Stranger: Is there a problem with your Blender, Sir?
You: yes
Stranger: What is the problem, Sir?
You: its 110 volts
You: it wont work
Stranger: FUCK OFF THAT SHIT HAS POOOWWAAAAHHHHHH

Ik ben nieuw | 15-04-09 | 16:17

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Stranger: hi
You: Hai im from holland, the Netherlands....
Stranger: ik ook
You: hahahah,.. appart
Stranger: toevallig!
You: krijgt geenstijl hier nou geen last van zeg maar? lijkt wel of de we boel overmenen hahahaha
Stranger: haha, GS rules!
You: en ik heb het gevoel dat GeenStijl zou kunnen denken van kijk,wij Zeggen dit en Het GS volk volgt wel...
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JA ZEG! :D

appart | 15-04-09 | 16:16

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: I'm crazy hahahaha
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: cool
You: I cast you mighty fuck of the beyond
Stranger: ok my sexy wizard
You: youre eyes are staring at me in disgust as I cast level 3 mighty spell of the huge dick on myself
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Laffe Anonieme Haas | 15-04-09 | 16:16

Stranger: hiiii!
You: hhhhhhhhhhi
You: cmon say something
Stranger: Who are you my honey? =)
You: the silence is killing me
You: i am your honey
Stranger: Nice!
You: as u say
Stranger: Where r u from?
You: m or f ?
You: Holland
Stranger: M, r u gay? :PP
You: no but u r if im really ur honey. So im asking you to seriously reconsider the option
You: Thanks!
Stranger: R u male then? =)
You: Yes
Stranger: Can I lick ur cock?
You: Yes its in the shed.. But you'll have to take care of the hens first
You: is that ok with u?
Stranger: Ok :S Sounds... weird
You: not really
Stranger: Can I fuck u after the blowjob?
You: i have a very big cock
You: www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_...
You: No u cannot fuck me.. For i am not to be fucked
Stranger: Gsus!!! I love dat
You: really!
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: I guess u got an arsehole
You: because i only have a one way street.. And shit is the only way on that street
You: so now i have to leave u.
Deze homo begrijpt het niet.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 16:16

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You: hi
Stranger: &#22909;
You: number 23 please with nasi
Stranger: what
You: well number 36 is also right. you're chinese restaurant not?
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recessieloos | 15-04-09 | 16:16

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Stranger: i'm a 23 year old australian male. i'm intelligent, bisexual, open-minded and horny and want to have some fun with someone like-minded. we can talk, trade porn, role play, maybe even webcam if you're interested. if you're on omegle just looking to chat with some non-horny strangers, then i'm sorry. disconnect now. otherwise, let's chat! all types welcomed as long as you're open-minded!
Stranger: :)
You: Ie krieg de groet'n
Stranger: great
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drs. Hunebed | 15-04-09 | 16:16


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Stranger: nihongo
You: &#20013;&#25991;&#20063;&#21487;&#20197;
Stranger: english?
You: deutsch?
You: francais?
You: italiano?
You: nederlands?
You: norsk
Stranger: nope
Stranger: australian
Stranger: aussie
You: shrimp barbie etc.
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Japannert | 15-04-09 | 16:15

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Myriad | 15-04-09 | 16:15

ps ik ben naief. lol jimmie.

TimmetjeNL | 15-04-09 | 16:14

You: Hi stranger!
Stranger: hey also stranger
You: I'm not a stranger, I'm a You
Stranger: thats right :D

rarekriebel | 15-04-09 | 16:14

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You: hi
Stranger: i am a male
You: I come from Mianus - FL - USA and I am female
You: My name is Seymore Butts
You: you
Stranger: i come from Montreal, Canada, and i am a male
You: ?
You: ok
You: Have you ever been in Mianus?
Stranger: never,
You: Would you like to come in Mianus?
Stranger: how old r u
You: 17
You: The sun always shines in Mianus
Stranger: hope so, so r u a high school student?
You: How old are you
You: Grad
Stranger: i am 28
You: nice
You: What would you do in Mianus?
Stranger: no idea

San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 16:14

Zegt de ene reaguurder tegen de ander:

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Where are you from
You: hollandia
You: you
Stranger: Ik ook
You: ik zit vast
Stranger: zorge dat je weer los komt
You: ze doen altijd de deur op slot
You: kuthomo's
Stranger: ach ja, reaguurders he
You: nee, koud is het niet, ik wil er wel uit, het is mooi weer
Stranger: maar die eend doet het toch nog?
You: die is allang op, gister al
Stranger: fuck de duck
You: ik denk dat ik in haarlem ben

San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 16:14

Zeg GS, maak hier maar een westrijd van.! Echt leuk

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:14

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Stranger: fabian?
Stranger: hi
You: I have a 12"cock
Stranger: whahah
Stranger: thats nothing
Stranger: a whale's cock is 3 m
You: you're whale then
Stranger: I sure am ;)
You: Ik zag god nog
You: I like to suck Fabian
Stranger: god?
Stranger: wat
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Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:13

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: slik je of spuug je?
Stranger: &#20320;&#35828;&#20160;&#20040;&#21602;
You: 23
Stranger: what are you talking
Stranger: male ??
You: &#20320;&#35828;&#20160;&#20040;&#21602;
Stranger: fuck too many chinese
You: more then a billion
Stranger: &#31505;&#27515;&#20102;
You: 478
Stranger: 88

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 16:13

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Stranger: hi
You: hi there
You: how are you
Stranger: fine,thx and u?
Stranger: u from ?
You: well, could be better
You: little sick
You: flu and so on
Stranger: sorry
You: but the weather is nice
Stranger: i an alittle ill
You: dont be sorry, its my problem
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i got cold here
Stranger: i am from chian
You: yea well, smoke some grass later on and we will be alright
Stranger: china
Stranger: u?
You: hey howdy china
You: i'm from netherlands
Stranger: nice
You: there's an enormous space between us and still were talking, love this
Stranger: i kown people in your country are tall
Stranger: yes
You: i know in china ppls are a bit smaller than over here thats true
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sleezball | 15-04-09 | 16:13

Stranger: hey man
You: hai there
You: wtf
Stranger: whats wtf means?
You: i love you in greek
Stranger: cool!! did you lie to me? ^^
Stranger: wtf~
You: haha.. no i never lie, are you male or female?
Stranger: male ,what about u?
You: im a dog
Stranger: im a bird
You: nice, be easy i dont wonna eat you
Stranger: ya , im fine :)

meenjedit? | 15-04-09 | 16:12

Stranger: hey
You: Why are we here?
Stranger: I'm here to read people's minds
You: What is the purpose of life?
Stranger: oh, come on. That's an easy one
You: Then tell me!
Stranger: You really want to know?
You: No
Stranger: Alright then, I won't tell you
You: Do you sell pizza's
Stranger: no
You: Do you have anything to eat?
Stranger: you're weird
Stranger: -o
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OneandOnly | 15-04-09 | 16:11

lol @ Pharan | 15-04-09 | 16:06

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:11

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ?
Stranger: age - sex - localisation?
You: u?
Stranger: no you.
You: why?
Stranger: why dont?
You: because I have a life?
Stranger: hahahahahahhaha
Stranger: fu
You: ty
Stranger: what are you doin here then?
You: irritating sick little boys like u
Stranger: im not a boy
Stranger: just so you know
Stranger: bitch
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DonBinho | 15-04-09 | 16:11

Ze disconnecten steeds sneller daaro....

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You: GS?
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Frappant | 15-04-09 | 16:11

-weggejorist-

grote regelneger | 15-04-09 | 16:11

You: heey
Stranger: hei
You: GS?
Stranger: ? :D
You: poep in je hoofd?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: no no no...... i dont understand :D from finland.
You: ah nice gender?
You: m/w
Stranger: w
Stranger: you
You: m
You: bomchickawahwah you are the famous blond fin girls:p
Stranger: :D
Stranger: sorry, i have brown hair :P
DIKKE FINSE FAIL VAN ME

jemoederkijktmee | 15-04-09 | 16:10

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Stranger: hi
You: Wil iemand een Roze Tulp..?
Stranger: Deutsch?
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*snotver,ze kunnen Dutch niet eens plaatsen* ,en ik was het nog wel het verschil aan het uitleggen!! Bah!

appart | 15-04-09 | 16:10

You: guur
You: reaguur!
Stranger: what time is it now
You: time to buy a watch?
Stranger: yeah~
You: and with jou?
Stranger: in fact i wanna know are we from the same country
You: where your from
You: ???
Stranger: So i asked what's the time now, it is more connotation
You: a in that manner,
You: well ill come clean, im from hollnad
You: holland that is
You: and you?
Stranger: china
You: so you have eaten my dog :(:(:(
Stranger: no, i never do that
Stranger: you dog are eaten???
You: yes he being dead now, een of andere basterd has eaten him!
You: iam verry over de zeik!
Stranger: are you sure chinese eat you dog?
Stranger: terrible!
You: yeah, the only thing i found at the scene where some chopsticks and some rise
You: wat ben ik ook een klootzak he!
Stranger: ....... basterd~~~

ouwe snoeperd | 15-04-09 | 16:09

Het zijn er toch een hoop gekken op de wereld hahahhaha

helderejan | 15-04-09 | 16:09

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You: oi?
Stranger: I believe it.
You: what?
Stranger: What is this.
You: it is, that's why we are here
Stranger: Why are you on here?
You: because
Stranger: Because your mother decided to do things that way.
You: No, because I decided to do your mother
Stranger: Because of the matter is your mother.
You: Well, your mother doesn't matter anymore
Stranger: I am on the spur of the matter is your mother.
You: Hey, I got off of your mother, now get off of mine...
Stranger: That is it, which is what, that is your mother.
Stranger: You've been chatting with the Robot Stranger. Check out this conversation and hundreds of others at www.robotstranger.com
You: Well, atleast it's not your sister
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 16:09

Stranger: hiiiiiii
Stranger: where u from?
You: the past
You: U?
Stranger: the future!
You: nice...
Stranger: nice to meet u!
You: we gotta do a treesome with the present
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we kill the present?
You: euh yeah..
You: why not..

esstilo | 15-04-09 | 16:09

Ik dacht dat dat over Finse meisjes een grapje was..

You: are you going to leave me after saying something stupid or?
You: :P
Stranger: dont know :D from? female, male?
You: holland, female
You: you?
Stranger: finland, female

Tammovic | 15-04-09 | 16:09

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: respect my authoritááááá!
Stranger: i'm not thoriaa!
Stranger: bye
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Cruzâh | 15-04-09 | 16:09

Sofia (14, F, FIN) thanks, it was great (now cleaning my screen)!

Brakke Obama | 15-04-09 | 16:08

-weggejorist-

a1271 | 15-04-09 | 16:07

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Stranger: hi
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: who's there?
You: CAPSLOCK!!
You: haha
Stranger: omg no
Stranger: :P
Stranger: XD
You: how you like me now? biatch
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Ha! | 15-04-09 | 16:07

Omegle conversation log 2009-04-15
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You: u know amanda?
Stranger: i AM amanda, in fact
You: *shocked*
Stranger: i amanda
You: Amanda ! how u doing!
Stranger: i am fine
Stranger: and how are you?
You: xD ur name is not really amanda is it?
Stranger: nope
You: xD then its good xD
You: lol ye im fine :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Holland and u ;D
Stranger: i'm from finland
You: O'rly !
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: only i dont speak finninsh
You: u dont :s how come?
You: imigrated
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and i refuse to learn the language
You: from where?
Stranger: i know a dutch word, though
Stranger: from brazil
Stranger: swaffelen
Stranger: what is it?
You: okey :p u rly wanna know?
You: ur male right?
You: or female ?
Stranger: yeah
You: okey
You: i first tell u what swaffelen is and then what swiffelen is :p that is another thing
Stranger: oh, ok
You: swaffelen is basicly , slamming objects with ur penis
Stranger: ??
Stranger: intersting
Stranger: i never slam objects with my penis, do you?
You: and swiffeling is , cleaning the groundsurface with your vagina.
Stranger: well, very interesting
Stranger: but i don't have a vagina
Stranger: anymore
You: awh bollox :(
You: ahwell atleast u know what those 2 words are now ;)
Stranger: yeah, thanks mate
You: no problem
Stranger: gotta go now, my social welfare is waiting for me
You: okay have fun ;)
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TimmetjeNL | 15-04-09 | 16:06

Wat doe ik nu weer fout?

You: hi
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Pharan | 15-04-09 | 16:06

Dit word al ziek lang gedaan door 4chan, meestal copypasten ze dan Rick Astley ASCII etc.

Henkuchov | 15-04-09 | 16:06

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Stranger: hiya
You: gruss
Stranger: are u girl
You: not anymore
Stranger: so you r lady
You: a have a beard now
Stranger: -_-!
Stranger: where r u from
You: gholland
Stranger: buautiful country
You: yeah but nostyl he
Stranger: HOHOHO
You: ur finnish?
Stranger: why did u think i am finnish
Stranger: &#20013;&#21326;&#20154;&#27665;&#20849;&#21644;&#22269;
You: u sound like it
Stranger: can u see the Chinese characters&#65311;
You: no?
Stranger: &#20013;&#21326;&#20154;&#27665;&#20849;&#21644;&#22269;
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Stranger: see&#65311;
You: i thougt they where korean
Stranger: damn
Stranger: koreans r quite degrading
You: but have great and glorieus leader
Stranger: the leader &#65311; who&#65311;
You: kim the man
Stranger: Chairman Mao was the man
You: we proud of our kim il yong
You: he is better
Stranger: no interesting
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BockTor | 15-04-09 | 16:06

Ja maar die finse wijven zijn allemaal zo jong. 14 jaar.. 15 jaar.. gloeiende gloeiende

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 16:06

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: youre a finnish girl?
Stranger: no.
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lol

iRasz | 15-04-09 | 16:05

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Are you really Sinterklaas?
Stranger: sorry no
You: The Paashaas then?

Stranger: nope
You: Then who the hell are you?
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Ik heet geen Nick | 15-04-09 | 16:05

Erg grappig:
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You: Vandaag is het in het hele land vrij zonnig en is het met temperaturen van 20 tot 24 graden een warme dag. Alleen in het Waddengebied blijft de temperatuur achter. Ook is er in het zuiden en oosten een kleine kans op een lokale regen- of onweersbui. De oostelijke wind is matig, kracht 3 tot 4 en in

Stranger: hi
You: ypu
Stranger: are you a German?
You: jij?

Geil Kippetje | 15-04-09 | 16:05

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Stranger: Im from Arbroath
You: ello?
Stranger: r u?
You: where the hell is that?
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 16:05

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You: hey
Stranger: Hey
You: if your dutch, go away
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doediema | 15-04-09 | 16:04

Geniaal!
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You: hi
You: ?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im here
Stranger: i need a wank, maybe you can help
You: me 2!
Stranger: ?
You: neuh
Stranger: why
You: Ich mache das nicht, und sicher nicht Alleine
You: tschussie!
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kaarslicht | 15-04-09 | 16:04

haha humor, ze hebben geen floodcontrol, spatie enter spatie enter etc ! leef je uit!

baasjemans | 15-04-09 | 16:04

Hij wil niet weg...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wasap
Stranger: wasap
Stranger: &#40657;&#20154;&#20804;&#24351;
You: Yo strangoer, wasap?
Stranger: are you black people
You: Black till my balls
You: A tillball
Stranger: tinyball?
You: you?
You: also tiny
Stranger: i'm yellow
You: a tiny black tillball
Stranger: big yellow ball
You: Is he diing?
Stranger: no
Stranger: have you eat?
You: Lucky for you
You: My balls??
Stranger: you eat your own ball?
You: Your words
Stranger: what?
Stranger: my english is bad
You: You don't have to tell me
Stranger: :D
You: tellball
Stranger: i think you are ball
You: Do you have a goat?
Stranger: i haven't boat
You: a goat you morc
Stranger: what's goat and what's morc
You: a morc fucks a goat
You: that's it
You: Do you have a great life?
Stranger: no
You: I see
Stranger: my life is boring
You: I see
Stranger: do you have sex everyday
You: yep
Stranger: i don't believe
You: with a goat
You: it's true
Stranger: can you describe goat?
Stranger: what kind of thing is it?
Stranger: i can't find it in dictionary
You: The domestic goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of goat domesticated from the wild goat of southwest Asia and Eastern Europe. The goat is a member of the Bovidae family and is closely related to the sheep: both are in the goat-antelope subfamily Caprinae. There are over three hundred distinct breeds of goats
You: You should fuck one a time, great experience
You: Same like your mother
Stranger: i think your mother is better :D
You: I don't have one
Stranger: oh, what a shame
Stranger: are you shit
You: I love goats more, so no problem
Stranger: i still don't know what's goat
You: Swaffel eens een geit
Stranger: i don't know your native language
You: pffff, lutser
Stranger: so i have no feeling about your words :D
You: I noticed that you have no feelings
You: That's why you are here
Stranger: same as you
Stranger: you are here too
You: you'll never know
You: Do you think I'm here?
You: I'm not
Stranger: you are there
Stranger: you are everywhere
You: not there also
Stranger: shit can be at everywhere
Stranger: :D
You: A you understand. I'm god!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hi
You: When are you leaving
You: Lutsre
You: I'm trying to set e record
Stranger: i'm trying too
You: But you don't cooperate
Stranger: and what's lutsre
You: lutser
Stranger: what's that?
You: what?
Stranger: what?
You: GO

Innocenti | 15-04-09 | 16:04

Deze gast is echt naief:

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Stranger: u know amanda?
You: i AM amanda, in fact
Stranger: *shocked*
You: i amanda
Stranger: Amanda ! how u doing!
You: i am fine
You: and how are you?
Stranger: xD ur name is not really amanda is it?
You: nope
Stranger: xD then its good xD
Stranger: lol ye im fine :)
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Holland and u ;D
You: i'm from finland
Stranger: O'rly !
You: yeah
You: only i dont speak finninsh
Stranger: u dont :s how come?
Stranger: imigrated
You: yeah
You: and i refuse to learn the language
Stranger: from where?
You: i know a dutch word, though
You: from brazil
You: swaffelen
You: what is it?
Stranger: okey :p u rly wanna know?
Stranger: ur male right?
Stranger: or female ?
You: yeah
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i first tell u what swaffelen is and then what swiffelen is :p that is another thing
You: oh, ok
Stranger: swaffelen is basicly , slamming objects with ur penis
You: ??
You: intersting
You: i never slam objects with my penis, do you?
Stranger: and swiffeling is , cleaning the groundsurface with your vagina.
You: well, very interesting
You: but i don't have a vagina
You: anymore
Stranger: awh bollox :(
Stranger: ahwell atleast u know what those 2 words are now ;)
You: yeah, thanks mate
Stranger: no problem
You: gotta go now, my social welfare is waiting for me
Stranger: okay have fun ;)

Jimmie Dimmick | 15-04-09 | 16:03

Stranger: moi
You: jezus
You: die mensen hier
You: wachten niet eens op wat je te zeggen hebt
Stranger: hey even though there is a lot of you coockheads from holland does not mean that i understand anything
Stranger: so, have a blast

Ejay | 15-04-09 | 16:03


You: wie zit er in het pinopak?
Pharan | 15-04-09 | 16:00

Hahaha :P, echt waar zijn de finse meiden? Ik krijg alleen maar reaguurders ;(

Noel Fielding | 15-04-09 | 16:02

Stranger: Ho
You: Ha
Stranger: Hi
You: Hallo
Stranger: Hoi
Stranger: praat je nederlands?
You: Nee, Vlaams
Stranger: dat is hetzelfde
You: Praat jij nederlands?
Stranger: nee ik doe maar alsof
You: Ok, ik dacht al.
You: Kom je uit China?
Stranger: Nee
Stranger: japan
You: Leuk, welke plaats?
Stranger: HongKong
You: Best druk, zeker?
Stranger: nee'
Stranger: Hoe oud ben je?
You: 30 plus
You: jij?
Stranger: Niet veel jonger
You: Maar wel iets jonger dus
You: ?
Stranger: Ja
You: Broekie
You: Hard aan het werk net zoals ik?
Stranger: Truitje
Stranger: nee, ik ben werkloos
You: Ben jij Koos dan?
Stranger: nee
Stranger: ik ben mien
You: O, Mien
You: Die ene assistent?
Stranger: jij?
You: Ik ben bijna Koos
Stranger: Aha
Stranger: BRB
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072 | 15-04-09 | 16:01

Stranger: hi
You: I am scared of strangers
You: will you bite?
Stranger: maybe a bit
Stranger: lol :P
You: EEK
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Joris von Loghausen | 15-04-09 | 16:01

Stranger: Hi
You: HI
You: wie zit er in het pinopak?
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Pharan | 15-04-09 | 16:00

Stranger: hi
You: cluck cluck
Stranger: is that a clan?
You: imitation of a chicken
Stranger: brawl brawl
You: a dog?
Stranger: no my drunken father

Keunes | 15-04-09 | 16:00

Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:17
Great!

Zeeschuimer | 15-04-09 | 16:00

voor de reaguurders die nog lid willen worden van de omegle hyve:
http://omeglechat.hyves.nl/

TT-King | 15-04-09 | 15:59

Stranger: Wang Qiang
Stranger: Wang is my family name
You: nice name
You: so it's actually Qiang Wang?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: chinese put familily name front.
You: y?
Stranger: maybe traditional??

eljorno | 15-04-09 | 15:59

photto | 15-04-09 | 15:56
Cool

recessieloos | 15-04-09 | 15:59

Krijgen jullie ook hele tijd die geauzert met AU HABBU?

DnSjaak | 15-04-09 | 15:59

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You: hi, you dutch?
Stranger: no. i am russian.
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blijkbaar liggen we niet zo goed bij die mensen :O

baasjemans | 15-04-09 | 15:58

You: are you chinese?
Stranger: too much oil.
Stranger: yes.
You: i don't believe you
Stranger: are u?
You: no
Stranger: y?
You: i'm not german either
You: are you german?
Stranger: i'm chinese!!
You: what's ur name?
Stranger: Wang Qiang

eljorno | 15-04-09 | 15:58

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You: Jolo!
Stranger: hi habbo
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Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 15:58

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You: Hallo....
Stranger: hallo :)
You: Who's this?
Stranger: what's what??
You: Im sorry,lots op people from Holland
Stranger: im not from holland :D
Stranger: r u?
You: Ah thank god, and you from?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: hahahah pwnd!
You: joehoeeeee...
Stranger: sry? :DD
You: Grrrrrr,.....
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*hahaha*..

appart | 15-04-09 | 15:58

lot of chinese people overthere.. op de vraag of ze betaald worden is het steevast neen, maar ik geloof die kleine piemoldragerts niet echt meer

erem | 15-04-09 | 15:58

You: hakken dan?
Stranger: Hi
You: ook mooi
You: ik ook!
You: jij dan?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: im brazil
Stranger: do you speak english ?
You: this is jan peter balkenende from the netherlands
You: yes man
You: very english
Stranger: cool
Stranger: female or male ?
You: shemale

lodidodi | 15-04-09 | 15:58

Stranger: where u from?
You: NL
Stranger: im fine ty u?
Stranger: nl ik ook XDDd
You: geenstijl ftw
Stranger: via Gs op deze site gekomen?
Stranger: rofl XDDDDDDDDD
You: hehehe
You: rpachtig dit
Stranger: maak een SS
Stranger: post ut :P:P
You: hehehe
You: sowieso
You: alebei
Stranger: xDD

WootSchong | 15-04-09 | 15:57

You: hi hi
Stranger: hi
You: who is there?
Stranger: ronja
You: Ronja from where?
Stranger: finland you?
You: holland
Stranger: okay
You: what are you dooing ?
Stranger: nothing
You: ok
You: i just red about this omegle on a internetsite
Stranger: good
You: just trying
Stranger: good
You: are you a lot on omegle?
Stranger: yes
You: why?
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Volgens mij lijkt het op bullshit. Is dit niet een machine die de antwoordjes maakt??

helderejan | 15-04-09 | 15:57

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Stranger: bye
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photto | 15-04-09 | 15:56

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi habbo
You: 21°C
Huidige situatie: Bewolkt
Wind: O met 18 km/h

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nik0s | 15-04-09 | 15:56

Stranger: Hi!
You: yo reaguurder
Stranger: what?
You: two words please: What sir?
You: be polite
You: or else!
Stranger: ok what sir?
You: nothing
You: where from?
Stranger: China, u?
Stranger: sir?
You: Schubbekutterveen
Stranger: ohh don't know that name i'm afraid
You: its where Hanneke Groenteman lives
You: very famous woman
You: Prime Minister in Holland
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Schubbekutterveen, is it a name of your city, sir?
You: not my city!
You: how dare you!
You: apologize
You: und schnell
Stranger: &#20320;&#30495;&#30333;&#30196;
You: calling me names huh
You: * starts count down *
Stranger: freak

ShovingNE2 | 15-04-09 | 15:56

HAHA en nu ben ik zo benieuwd of dat nu een faker was of niet, Jess. hahahaha geweldig.

stevy | 15-04-09 | 15:55

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Stranger: hi.
You: Wilt u er ook sambal bij?
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nik0s | 15-04-09 | 15:55

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You: jezus
You: wie verzint dit?!
You: ja, lullen maar!!!!!
You: he, komt er nog wat van!!
You: \oehai!!!
Stranger: &#20320;&#35828;&#30340;&#21861;
You: ja ik wil graag 1x nummertje 36, met rijst en extra sate
You: en ook graag een portie kroepoek en sambal
You: bezorgen jullie ook?
You: en doe er ook maar tomatensoep voor twee bij
You: ja, dat was het ja
Stranger: you write easily
You: wanneer komen jullie het brengen?
You: When will you deliver my order?
Stranger: i donot understand
You: Or do you guys only do pickup?
You: 1X NUMMER 36 MET WITTE RIJST!!!! EN SATE, SOEP MET BALLEN EN SAMBAL!!!!!!!!!!!
You: EN KROEPOEK!!!!

Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 15:55

-weggejorist-

recessieloos | 15-04-09 | 15:54

-weggejorist-

Rootje02 | 15-04-09 | 15:54

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Stranger: hi
You: hi where you from :)?
Stranger: boy or girl??
You: boy, you?
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: do you like dick?
Stranger: boy
You: nah, i like north Korea

baasjemans | 15-04-09 | 15:54

Zie hier mijn mislukt gesprek met een humorloze Britse :

You: Wim Heitinga is mijn naam
Stranger: speak English please.
You: I hate english !
Stranger: I hate whatever you just said!
You: Are you Arab ?
Stranger: Obviously not..
You: Are you Pakistani ?
Stranger: Nope.
You: Are you Moslim ?
Stranger: No, I'm English. I come from England. I follow no religion.
You: Are you atheist pig ?
Stranger: No just atheist.
You: You will burn in hell !
Stranger: I don't believe that there is a hell to burn in.
Stranger: So I'm not worried.
You: Will you become muslim soon ?
Stranger: Obviously not.
You: Why not ?? Allah is the greatest !
Stranger: Because I don't believe that I was created by a God. Regardless of how great you think this figure is, I don't believe they exist.
You: Are you woman ? Your husband is your master.
Stranger: Yes, and I'm not married.
Stranger: And obviously I disagree with that statement.
You: Will you marrie me and become muslim ?
Stranger: Yes. I will.
You: Allah Akbar !!!
You: How many camels does your family own ?
Stranger: How many racist jokes are you going to come out with?
You: Are you disrespecting me woman ?
Stranger: No, I'm telling you to stop being a twat. It's not funny.
You: What's a twat ?
Stranger: An idiot.. well that's how I was using it.
You: In my country women do not talk like that !
Stranger: Why, because you take away their free will?
You: Are you a lesbian atheist ?
Stranger: No, I'm hetrosexual.
You: Are you older than thirteen ?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Do you have higher education ?
Stranger: Yes.
You: What is your name woman ?
Stranger: Mary.
You: Thats a jewish name, you will have to pick another one.
You: You like Egypt men ?
Stranger: I was named after my aunt, she died as a child. I can't change my name.
You: Are you lonely ?
Stranger: Egyptian you mean.
Stranger: I'm usually quite content.
You: You watch television ?
Stranger: Yes..
You: You wear burqa ?
Stranger: No
You: You eat pig ?
Stranger: I eat pork yes.
You: How old are you ?
Stranger: I'm 16
You: Do you much cry ?

de Bree | 15-04-09 | 15:54

een hele korte:
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Stranger: HABBO AU?
You: Si
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San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 15:54

You: HOIHOI
You: i'm not chinese
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: powned, a little country nearly by the netherlands
You: i don't think you know it
You: 3 weeks old
Stranger: I'll search it through google.
You: allright nice
Stranger: but what I found is nothing
You: nothing :O
You: i can give you a site
Stranger: yep
You: www.powned.tv/
Stranger: please
You: thats it
Stranger: though I don't know the words

Stranger: It's very cool
You: so as you can see, 60.000 inhibitans
You: difficult word XD
You: every day 3000 more

mertah | 15-04-09 | 15:54

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Stranger: Jason
You: Creepy
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:53

You: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
Stranger: what's this?
Stranger: hey
You: see for yourselve
Stranger: ROLLED
Stranger: awesome, way to go
Stranger: been a while since someone got me.
You: lol

photto | 15-04-09 | 15:53

Waarom kom ik dan alleen chinese dude's tegen?!...

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Stranger: japanese?
You: GS?
Stranger: what?
You: Geen stijl FTW!
Stranger: penis fondler
You: je moeder
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Frappant | 15-04-09 | 15:53

Nou ja het is GS weer gelukt. Kom alleen maar reaguurders tegen!

Bixier | 15-04-09 | 15:53

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Stranger: what's this?
Stranger: hey
You: see for yourselve

photto | 15-04-09 | 15:52

-weggejorist-

Rootje02 | 15-04-09 | 15:52

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Paris Hilton?
You: Yep
Stranger: finally
Stranger: been lookin 4 u 4 ages
You: Sie sprechen mit Fleischbaum
Stranger: meine nama ist Jake
You: What's your mama?
You: My mama is Marijke
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San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 15:52

lol had net een reaguurder.

Bluecold | 15-04-09 | 15:50

ja dat was ik -.- echt fout is dit, alleen GSers hierop

Noel Fielding | 15-04-09 | 15:51

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Stranger: SIDNEY ?
You: no your mom
You: and you?
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tvm1984 | 15-04-09 | 15:51

Leuk, RickRollen opnieuw introduceren

photto | 15-04-09 | 15:51

Stranger: hey
You: prijs de heer!
You: gender?
Stranger: m
Stranger: i take it you are also from the netherlands
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inktpot | 15-04-09 | 15:50

Arm arme arme Joris & Co trouwens, je hebt mijn medeleven!

Ha! | 15-04-09 | 15:50

Ik moest lachen!

You: GS?
Stranger: ?
You: poep in je hoofd?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: so .?
You: strange country m8
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and u ?
You: so, you launch missiles and shit?
You: i'm from holland, smoke dope... je weet toch
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Frappant | 15-04-09 | 15:50

lol had net een reaguurder.

Bluecold | 15-04-09 | 15:50

Het blijft een vies volkje:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: gs?
Stranger: I wanna make some friends
You: aww that's nice
Stranger: r u america or somewhat
You: noo america is for intolerant people who think they're better than everyone else
Stranger: wow,I'm a little agree with u
Stranger: so where r u from
You: netherlands
You: u?
Stranger: nice country
Stranger: I'm in china
You: china/
You: ?
You: awkward
You: how do you think about the missile of north-korea?
You: and about the communist regime in your country?
Stranger: I dont know if they send a real missile
You: why don't you know?
Stranger: the communist regime in our country is somewhat just a boss
You: wouldn't you like to live somewhere else/
Stranger: because I really dont care about that
You: okay that's cool
Stranger: I wanna live in usa
You: why?
Stranger: to fuck american girls

RightSide | 15-04-09 | 15:49

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You: P3 splidt up, i'm going to hang myself!
Stranger: ok
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Mcfan | 15-04-09 | 15:48

Nohhh gek, ik zit met mede GSer :O Waar zijn de finse meiden??

Noel Fielding | 15-04-09 | 15:48

pff mensen staan ook nergens voor open
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: how are u
Stranger: good you?
You: fine thanks
You: where are u from
Stranger: chicago
Stranger: you?
You: iraq
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CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:47

wtf is dit

Stranger: It is my regret to inform you,
that due to a series of complaints,
we have decided to revoke your membership to Omegle.
Failure to improve your behaviour will result in the
prohibiting of this website from your IP address.
Regards,
Phil McCracken
Omegle 802 (345 687)
You: I just want a one big mac and milkshake please
Stranger: If you wish to appeal
Stranger: please state your reason
You: where youfrom
Stranger: Are you an officer of the law?
You: no a bank manager
Stranger: Then I cannot provide that information
You: but i want the information so badly
Stranger: I'm sorry sir, but without a warrent I am not allowed to say anything
You: and if i suck you
Stranger: Your IP address has been added to the denied list
You: It is my regret to inform you,
that due to a series of complaints,
we have decided to revoke your membership to Omegle.
Failure to improve your behaviour will result in the
prohibiting of this website from your IP address.
Regards,
Phil McCracken
Omegle 802 (345 687)
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: Am i powned
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: ctrl c
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: that was 10 seconds
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: 5 seconds between
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: you do it manually
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.
You: go fuck your self wanker giezer
Stranger: We are unable to process your message as you are banned.

doemaarnee | 15-04-09 | 15:47

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You: hallo?
You: wtf?
Stranger: hallo&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;&#65281;11
You: ah eindelijk
You: nou vertel het maar
Stranger: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ah eindelijk
Stranger: nou vertel het maar
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 15:47

Koning, ik heb een 15 jarige finse.! JOEPIE

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 15:47

Simpel doch effectief:
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Stranger: hi
You: HI!
You: I CANT TURN MY CAPSLOCK OFF
You: HELP ME!!
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Ha! | 15-04-09 | 15:47

Stranger: let's have sex
You: what is your sex?
You: male/female?
Stranger: my genitals are itchy and i want to make bloody hot love to you
You: geenstijl? xD
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Hier ga ik nog zo veel lol mee hebben xD

inktpot | 15-04-09 | 15:47

You: Ik wachtte eigenlijk totdat jij op disconnect ging drukken
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Uomo Universalis | 15-04-09 | 15:46

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You: HI
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BullitEnergyDrink | 15-04-09 | 15:46

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: als
You: hellowww
You: Are you reallt an stranger?
You: *really*
Stranger: it depend
Stranger: *depends
You: omg
Stranger: where you from
Stranger: and how old
Stranger: and who you are
You: I'm from atlantis and I'm 87 years old
You: and you?
Stranger: well i'm 17 years old girl from finland and my name is lotta
You: Do you know jolo?
Stranger: who jolo
You: jolo likmedeballen
Stranger: woo, really smart!
You: -_-"
Stranger: oh really
You: thank you
You: I'm honored
Stranger: where you from?
You: It's not even my line I don't have the creativiti for something like that
Stranger: rwally this time
You: I'm from atlantis and I'm 87 years old
You: wups
Stranger: whatwups
You: well if you really like to now why don't you say it first?
You: where you come from?
Stranger: i already told you
You: so did I!!
You: you're bulshitting me!
You: ><
Stranger: why would you think that i would do so
You: because you're jealous
You: you wish you were a hunk like me
Stranger: i know that you're lieing, cause, if you really would be 87, you propoply wouldn't even know how to turn on computer and second, atlantis doesen't exsist
Stranger: yeah right, could i please be a little brat like you
Stranger: it's my only wish in this hole wide world!!
You: first: I'am really a man of 87
Stranger: still
You: second: I do live in atlantis but it is underwater and I am a mermaid man
Stranger: if your eighty seven when were you born
You: I was born on land, in Alaska
You: But I prefer water than land
Stranger: if you live under water you can't use computer cause it needs electrisity
You: WRONG!!!
Stranger: and it doesn't go with water
You: I'm not using a computer I'm chatting with you with my telepatich gift.
Stranger: how the hell do you do it, when you have no idea who i am
You: And I can also read you're mind
Stranger: well, if you are so talented, who i'm talking with in the phone
You: I'm sorry but you're a newbie sow its to complicated to explain.
You: hmmmm you're mother?
You: haha you don't have nobody on the phone
Stranger: WRONG!!!
Stranger: no-one
You: you're jus asking me that to test me
You: hahaha see I was first
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: what the fuck
You: taddaaa believe me know?
Stranger: second guess
Stranger: not convincing
You: gehehe
You: getting scared yet?
You: muhahaha
Stranger: okay, whats my real name
You: stranger?
Stranger: if your so good you will guess it right away
You: you're name is: YOU and if you don't believe me look at you're computer screen
You: tadaaa!
Stranger: oh, not my real name.. sorry but GAME OVER!! jerk
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Trollie | 15-04-09 | 15:45

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bajstolle
You: ja tuurlijk weer een reaguurder
Stranger: Fan jag fattar ingenting
Stranger: du är nog från holland.
You: ja doe maar alsof je een fin bent
Stranger: eller finland
You: kutfinnen
Stranger: tror jag
Stranger: finland!
Stranger: jag visste det
You: er is altijd 1 fin die het voor de rest verziekt !
Stranger: neej holland
Stranger: nederländerna
You: lulnietzoslap!
Stranger: men tröga du fattar ju inte
Stranger: bajs
Stranger: tolle
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Negert | 15-04-09 | 15:45

de eerste die ik aan de lijn kreeg was een GSer xD dikke schik!
daarna kreeg ik een amerikaanse aan en nog gezellig mee gekletst en een email gekregen voor ze wegging, geniaal toch! unknown people are the bomb xD

baasjemans | 15-04-09 | 15:45

Heerlijk ouderwetsch iemand alles wijs maken:

You: haai
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: shark?.. where!!
You: ja niet in de licht
You: lucht
Stranger: ook nie tin de noordzee
You: nee
Stranger: ben je een meijse? zo groet je wel..
You: tuurlijk wat dacht jij dan
Stranger: tsja je weet het nooit..
You: dat is waar, met al die maffe idioten die er rond lopen op de wereld
Stranger: idd.. geert wilders is een held. dat wel
You: absoluut, zoals wij dat hier in limburg zeggen
Stranger: haha mooi.. dus ik praat niet met een moslim whaha
Stranger: maar absoluut gebruiken ze niet alleen in limburg hoor..
Stranger: ben je der 1 van geenstijl?
You: wat dacht jij dan
You: dat ik hier voor mijn plezier zat
You: ??
Stranger: haha nee.. op zoek naar een lekkere zweedse meid
You: haha daar heb ik andere connecties voor
Stranger: komt niet vaak voor.. een meisje op GS hea..
You: nee, stoere limburgse vrouwen he...
Stranger: vrouwen met ballen
You: figuurlijk dan
You: de andere neem ik alleen maar in mijn modn
You: mond*
Stranger: jij houd er duidelijk van
You: ik wind er idd geen doekjes om
Stranger: dat ziet ik..
Stranger: daar in limburg ook zown mooi weer.
You: ja, zit in de bikini
Stranger: haha.. je weet er een sappig verhaaltje van te maken. maar ben niet zown foul hihi
You: nee joh?
You: ja dan houdt het op......
Stranger: haha jammer hea. ga je maar weer trekken op amanda holden
You: dat gaat 'n beetje lastig worden
Stranger: oow.. dus dat van vrouw klopt wel.
You: ja, de bikini valt mee, maar het is wel 'n kort shirtje
Stranger: dikke memmen eronder
You: valt mee hoor, een nette c-cup
You: of doe je het daar niet voor?
Stranger: net aan
Stranger: haha nee vind ik netjes
You: gelukkig
You: ik schrok al
Stranger: ja je wereld viel heel even in duigen hea.
You: ja bijna wel
You: het maakt je wel onzeker
You: ze vallen wel op weetje, maar is het positief of juist niet
Stranger: goh.. ik ben zo onzeker niet normaal. haha
You: vertel?
Stranger: ik houd wel van een beetje vlees eraan hoor..
You: :)
Stranger: dat was sarcastisch*
Stranger: dat van onzeker dan hea..
You: ja dat mag ik hopen voor je
You: onzekere mannen kan ik niks mee
Stranger: haha klopt.. deze ongein site zou wel ideaal zijn voor een onzekere kerel.
You: van die hopeloze types op zoek naar de ware lieffde
You: nee hier kom je niet ver
Stranger: haha idd
Stranger: haha idd
Stranger: wat grappig is.. dat hier een 50tiger of een 20tiger tegen over je kan ziten
You: ja, hoe oud ben jij als ik vragen mag?
Stranger: haha ... jong
You: hoe jong?
Stranger: 18 haha lolz
You: ow
You: 23
Stranger: nice
You: uhu
You: maaruh
You: smile - je staat op...
Stranger: GEENSTIJL

Timmert | 15-04-09 | 15:45

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Stranger: h&#305;
You: Ola!
Stranger: wassup
Stranger: comme es tas?
You: muy bien, gracias
Stranger: ola chica?
You: male
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 15:45

-weggejorist-

San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 15:45

dit is lol, moet wel een geenstijler zijn :)

You: hi
Stranger: helooo
You: where are you from
Stranger: england
Stranger: you?
You: belgium
Stranger: male?
You: female
You: u?
Stranger: male
You: ok, so how old are you?
Stranger: how old are you babe? ;)
You: 26
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 here .o
You: :O
Stranger: ;o
Stranger: like older men ;D
Stranger: i think like them
You: :O you like older men?
Stranger: i like older womans
Stranger: -.- ..
You: thats gross mate
Stranger: read it again
Stranger: ..
Stranger: like the older men, i think like them
You: o you think like older men
You: but still you are underage :)
Stranger: nah, i ment to say that i like older womans
You: you got a girlfriend?
Stranger: no :<
You: poor guy
You: i just broke up with mine
Stranger: ohh D:
Stranger: i came here to find someone
Stranger: maybe somone that wants to have some fun,
You: :O a girl?
Stranger: ofcourse :)
You: teehee
You: well you found one, but im a little old for you :)
Stranger: i dont care about age
Stranger: i get turned on by womans :p
Stranger: dont know why
You: well its nature
Stranger: its a problem for me :(
You: why?
Stranger: when i look on my friends
Stranger: everyone is with their girls
Stranger: i dont got anyone
You: so why not having a girl then?
Stranger: i just dont like the young part
Stranger: seriously
You: just go out or something to a party
You: get a older woman, some like boys
You: not of 26, but more 40+
Stranger: damn
Stranger: just wanted to ask if i have a shot :o
Stranger: you seem nice
You: hi hi well i could get in trouble
Stranger: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "851255151" is entered into the database.
Stranger: Your a good person
Stranger: Stick to that
You: wtf?
You: what is that?
Stranger: This is controlled by the child internet service protection agency
Stranger: Your chat is under record
You: care
You: im doing anything wrong?
Stranger: no,
Stranger: we are controlling all the chats
Stranger: this is a way to catch pedophiles
You: o so you are somekind of moderator?
Stranger: you did very good
Stranger: cant give you any information
Stranger: Your IP address have been saved
Stranger: you can appeal at your local F.B.I office to get a reward
Stranger: have a nice day

Tomonic | 15-04-09 | 15:44

You: hoi
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: m or f?
You: where are u from
You: both
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CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:44

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Stranger: chinese?
You: psst, fiets kopen?
Stranger: girl?
Stranger: fuck you
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De Rode Ridder | 15-04-09 | 15:44

[email protected]

is een 15 jarig fins meisje dat haar maagdelijkheid wil verliezen.
op de msn heet deze gewoon Lennart ter Beek. ahahah. Alle reaguurders chatten volgens mij met elkaar

San Paulo | 15-04-09 | 15:43

@boemeles

En bedankt he... Moest zo hard lachen dat ik gelijk aan mijn collega's verraden heb wat ik zat te doen... (mijn werk is alles behalve grappig, dus DAT sowieso niet)

mereggie | 15-04-09 | 15:43

Zo, weer 1 minuut van mijn leven naar de klote..
*dingen heeft getypt als "ik heb geen zin meer"*

Frappant | 15-04-09 | 15:43

You: hi
Stranger: good day
You: from?
Stranger: holland
Stranger: you?
You: polland
Stranger: cool..
You: my name is wim heitinga
Stranger: woman or man?
Stranger: jongen..
Stranger: doe niet zo kinderachtig..:p
You: lol
Stranger: ga je zeker op geenstijl zetten?xd
You: jij?
Stranger: neuh
Stranger: had net een leuke
Stranger: doen alfsof je geheim agent bent
Stranger: wereld redden senariotje:p
You: lol
Stranger: ik zo..
Stranger: tell you parents you love them for the last time..
Stranger: tel your mother i loved her, she was good in the sack..
Stranger: XD
You: hehehe
You: later
Stranger: maar ik ga weer door
Stranger: ajuus
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a.n.alvabeet | 15-04-09 | 15:43

You: hi
Stranger: BANANA!!!
Stranger: XD
You: Bigi Banana?
Stranger: Sorry, I'm hyper today
You: How come?
Stranger: I don't know...
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: So....
You: there is medication for that, u know?
Stranger: I know, do YOU know?
You: It's called strychnine
Stranger: I dont need it.
You: why not, u like to be hyper?
Stranger: I like it run fast.
Stranger: to*
Stranger: TACOS!!!
You: i only run when i have to go to the toilet
Stranger: LOL.
Stranger: lmao!!!!
You: because my ass is too loose
Stranger: XD!!!!
You: You like to lick my asshole?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: N
Stranger: O
Stranger: N
Stranger: E
Stranger: V
Stranger: E
Stranger: R
You: why not, i had it bleeched..
Stranger: I don't care
You: it tastes like toffees
Stranger: stop talking about it
Stranger: NOW.
You: Sorry, got carried away.
Stranger: yes....
Stranger: yes, you did.
Stranger: so...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: now what?
You: How does your asshole taste?
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:43

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: gs?
Stranger: gs?
You: geenstijl
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RightSide | 15-04-09 | 15:43

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haai
You: hello
Stranger: hi you! :)
You: geenstijl again?
Stranger: wat
You: dunno
You: from?
Stranger: AZ
Stranger: u?
You: az = azia?
Stranger: arizona
Stranger: us?
You: oh oke :P
Stranger: eurofags
You: nope iam from the netherlands

h3lios | 15-04-09 | 15:43

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You: Are you a girl from Finland?
Stranger: do you have facebook?
You: yes
You: Ohay thuri endtou?
Stranger: whats youre name?
You: Wodan
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 15:42

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a lesbian looking for some cyber
You: GS?
Stranger: sorry?
You: no fucking GS??!!!!
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appart | 15-04-09 | 15:42

luigi17 | 15-04-09 | 15:35

LOL

stevy | 15-04-09 | 15:42

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moh!
Stranger: r u a cow
You: XD
Stranger: great
You: that's how we do it in het westland
Stranger: whats that
You: a region in the netherlands with a lot of farmers
Stranger: oh the netherlands
You: they let tomatos grow under glass
Stranger: u know whos hot
Stranger: mei li vos
You: hahaha
You: heb ik weer een reaguurder
Stranger: haha, ik dacht dat die kans nog redelijk klein was
You: ik dacht ook effe uittesten maar deze site heeft blijkbaar aardig wat minder bezoekers dan twitter
Stranger: idd
You: en mei li vos noemen kan alleen maar een rutger fan zijn
Stranger: haha zij is schattig man
You: haha op een gemiddeld schevenings/bloemendaal strand zie je beter
Stranger: ja t is ook de context die haar lekker maakt
You: mm daar is over nagedacht
Stranger: :P

jemoederkijktmee | 15-04-09 | 15:41

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: By

daghoor.nl | 15-04-09 | 15:41

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine. You?
You: Where u from?
Stranger: usa... u?
You: Switserland
You: Where in the US do you live?
Stranger: KY
Stranger: m or f?
You: F
Stranger: age?
You: 24
You: u?
Stranger: 20... m...
Stranger: u single?
You: Yes
Stranger: nice...
You: Since a few days
Stranger: oh... so like just recently you broke up... sad sad day
You: No sad day at all
You: I'm glad it's over
Stranger: well then i guess i can be happy for you...
You: u can
Stranger: :)
You: Do you like esmologics
Stranger: how long had you two dated... or whatever?
You: a few hours
You: I found him in my bed
You: drunk to much
You: You like it green or yellow?
Stranger: what is esmologics... sorry.. idk what that is... oh... so a one night stand then?
You: Yep. One night.
You: Like I said. Do you like it green or yellow?
Stranger: like what green or yellow?
You: Okay, let me put it in another way
You: mmm
Stranger: ok..
You: Do you do it on a barrel or in a barrel
You: no that;s not it
You: do you like swaffelen?
Stranger: are you talking bout how do i like to have sex?
You: No
You: Do you like swaffelen?
Stranger: hey im from america... idk what swaffelen is... sorry..
You: You should know, especcially as an American. You guys are the biggest Swaffelaars of them all!
You: You swaffelt Saddam
You: You Swaffelt Bin Laden
You: You swaffelt Germany
Stranger: fucked?
You: You even swaffel yourself
You: No swaffelen
You: It's when you... you know.... swaffel
Stranger: girl .. you seriously got to tell me what that means... i feel like an ass
You: Swaffelen means you slinger dein Schwanz
You: It's when you swing your dick (half-hard) to someone or something
You: Beat 'm with your Schwanz
You: You know...
Stranger: oh...
Stranger: now i know... why couldn't you just say that before...
You: That;s kinda hard
Stranger: well i have sword fights...
Stranger: those are fun
You: You have sword fights?
You: that;s gay
You: Swaffelen is the real thing
You: Sword fights arent going to win the war for you
You: Swaffelen is the thing to do
You: And you know what;s also good
Stranger: what?
You: www.geenstijl.nl
You: Now go and swing your dick up to an old lady
You: see ya
Stranger: fuck u
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enkelfrips | 15-04-09 | 15:41

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
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PPuk | 15-04-09 | 15:40

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a girl from Finland?
Stranger: yes
You: Brilliant!
You: So am I!
Stranger: where you from?
You: Finland of course!
Stranger: ootko suomalainen?
Stranger: no puhu sit suomee
You: My Finnish is a bit poor though....
You: oahko hunae lour utys?
Stranger: hahahaa you lie. you are not SUOMALAINEN
Stranger: age?
You: Olha opguer jutte ulger!
Stranger: bye
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Ramses Sappie | 15-04-09 | 15:40

You: Ie krieg de groet'n
Stranger: sure
You: YES
Stranger: what language was that?
You: Drents
Stranger: ok bye

drs. Hunebed | 15-04-09 | 15:39

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
Stranger: hello, asl ?
You: i'm a perfect creation of meself
Stranger: cool
You: 17f miami
You: you
You: wanna get some?
Stranger: 25 m netherlands
Stranger: sure
Stranger: pics? :P
You: yes please
You: pff godver
Stranger: whaha
You: ook al geenstijler
You: :D
Stranger: balen
You: jammer
You: haha
Stranger: nieuwe zoeke
You: daag
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Ch1nnY | 15-04-09 | 15:39

Hey Manon, ik moet toegeven, dat was best leuk! Jammer dat de verbinding explodeerde ;)

groetjeshoi | 15-04-09 | 15:38

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Stranger: hoi
You: hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: netherlands n u?
You: maroc
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Die kwam van geenstijl :P

Flipski | 15-04-09 | 15:38

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You: hi it's allah
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Lucifersbranden | 15-04-09 | 15:38

LOL @ Kartel_paardepoot

StYxX | 15-04-09 | 15:37

-weggejorist-

Caesar | 15-04-09 | 15:37

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Stranger: hi
You: Mutsaerts is an idiot
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Handboek | 15-04-09 | 15:37

dit dan:P
You: hoi piepeloi
Stranger: What
You: what
You: havent you heard
Stranger: Who are you
You: barrack
You: who are you?
Stranger: black or white?
You: white with a black ass
Stranger: woman or man?
You: top woman and beneath that man:P
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CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:36

GeenStijl : Omegle overspoeld door reaguurders.. :')
Grapjassen, er zijn echt nooit meer reaguurders dan /b/tards, en laat die /b/tards er nou al 2 weken lang continue zitten.
Toch schattig geprobeerd hoor.

Nieroth | 15-04-09 | 15:36

Gettipap | 15-04-09 | 15:35
LOLOLOL!!

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 15:36

-weggejorist-

luigi17 | 15-04-09 | 15:35

You: hi
Stranger: HI
Stranger: How do you do ?

You: so random stranger, tell me something interesting
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
Stranger: wa
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: time's up, bye

bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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Stranger: hey
You: If you were looking for jesus you've just found him
Stranger: you're jesus ? :D
You: God is on the toilet right now so i'm taking over
Stranger: ok... :D
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: Heaven, d'ôh!
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Heuss | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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You: gutentag
Stranger: What&#65311;
You: jawohl
Stranger: Holland&#12299;
You: kein steil

BockTor | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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You: Hi
Stranger: ToadTastic.com
You: does it sell cheese?
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Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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You: Hallo geenstijl hier
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Milkakoe | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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Stranger: hi
You: shit
You: shit
Stranger: ??
You: or not
Stranger: ??
You: wait
Stranger: asl?
You: i'll check
You: yes shit
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r2p2 | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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You: hi
You: where r u from?
Stranger: What do you want? I'm very busy
You: haha, me too i am reaguurdering
Stranger: you're what ?
You: nothing
You: where r u from?
Stranger: Iceland
You: the country that is bankrupt:)
Stranger: yeah!
You: nice work!
Stranger: thanks man :D
You: still got time to do useless things?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: not like I can get a job
You: u know wouter bos?
Stranger: EVERY job is taken

Gettipap | 15-04-09 | 15:35

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Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: where are you come from=
Stranger: ?
You: nederland, jij dan?
Stranger: ja ook
Stranger: jongen meisje?
You: dacht ik al. GS?
Stranger: gs?
You: Geen Stijl.
You: ken je niet?
Stranger: maar ben je een jongen of meisje? en welke provintie woon je? en hoe oud ben je?
You: ik ben een meisje van 15 uit Helmond.
You: jij dan?
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:34

Leuk dat jullie de mensen op /b/ wel zien als een stel crackgebruikende, anime porn naar elkaar toe sturende nerds zien maar vervolgens wel dit weer van ze overnemen.

Terwijl bijna alle meme's op internet van /b/ afkomen..

Heurelho da Silva | 15-04-09 | 15:34

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Reez | 15-04-09 | 15:33

Stranger: hi
You: MAMA IK BEN KLAAHAAAR
You: hi btw
Stranger: german?
You: no Madagaskar
Stranger: that's a movie..
Stranger: you can't come from a movie
You: Omg you retard, you are American?
Stranger: yes i'm american but no retard!
Stranger: but why you are thinking i'm from american?
Stranger: oke, but what are you doing today?
Stranger: boring...
Stranger: en oja als je klaar bent.. broek optrekken

ONTKNOPING VAN DE EEUW!

koenais | 15-04-09 | 15:32

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You: hi there
Stranger: morry
You: what's moorry?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: in dutch
You: in what language
You: dutch again??
You: what's up today?
You: I only get dutch people here
You: morry?
You: have you diewd?
You: died
Stranger: there was a artical about this site about how it work on a very populair
Stranger: weblog
You: aha
You: and do you like it?
Stranger: its funny
Stranger: and where are you from
You: i've been to Holland once
You: I'm from Spain
Stranger: where do you being in holland
You: All over the place
You: I got there by boat
You: together with my Zwarte Pieten
Stranger: how old are you
You: en die witte knol
Stranger: oh die negers en die ouwe klaas
You: die ouwe klaas ben ik dus he
You: beetje repsect
You: respect
You: al klink repsect ook wel
Stranger: als je een mongool bent wel
You: een tor die op johnny Rep lijkt
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De Rode Ridder | 15-04-09 | 15:31

You: hi there
Stranger: hello
You: so, where do you live
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine thanks you?
Stranger: Belgium
Stranger: and you?
You: Netherlands
You: do you speak dutch?
Stranger: again
Stranger: all from netherlands here
You: yeah we're from geenstijl.nl
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Jouwleraarnederlands | 15-04-09 | 15:31

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You: huh loempia?
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drs. Hunebed | 15-04-09 | 15:31

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: u?
You: Denmark
Stranger: CHN
You: Wow, isn't it illegal for you to internet?
Stranger: yes,it is
You: So you are in the resistance or something?
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MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 15:31

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Stranger: hideliho stranger
You: hideliho to you too, you other stranger
Stranger: have you found jesus yet? I lost him and can't remember for the life of me where I left him
Stranger: he''s kidna shy so he won't be able to find his way home on his own
You: okay, didn't he put himself under your desk?
Stranger: oh that naught naught boy
You: probably checking ur pants/skirt..
Stranger: he was looking for the holy ghost
Stranger: the holy ghost has been a bit coockoo lately, running around with a white sheet over his head
You: risen from his grave
Stranger: nah he's just an accountant from blackpool
You: ah... oh, wait! The blackpool where this Susan Boyle comes from, the BGT surprise?
Stranger: silly little bugger
Stranger: I.... don't..... know
You: ow... too bad...
Stranger: yeah well maybe
You: :p
You: who knows :p
Stranger: where are you from?
You: and, do you have a fine wheater?
Netherlands........
You: u?
Stranger: ahhh yes the netherlands, beautiful country, flooding omegle because geenstijl said so
Stranger: en daarom ben ik ook hier :P
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You: lol :p
You: PWND!
You: :D
Stranger: maar goed ik ga verder jezus zoeken
You: doe je ding
Stranger: hij moet heir toch ergens zijn
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Hetty13 | 15-04-09 | 15:31

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You: Do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: North Korea lone live
Stranger: yes
You: you cant use this site in North Korea dude
Stranger: dude
You: kim jong il's nuclear firewall prevents it
Stranger: i am love kim jiong
Stranger: lim jiong lone live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: couldnt say you wouldnt or he would hang you
You: probably
Stranger: you old?
You: so the only way i'm gonna talk to you is if you're female, between 20 and 30 and smoking hot
Stranger: from?

You: www.spitsnieuws.nl/archives/video/2009...
Stranger: i am man

Heuss | 15-04-09 | 15:30

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You: hi
Stranger: female?
You: yes
You: where are you from?
Stranger: are you horny baby?
You: of course
You: every girl is
You: where are you from?
Stranger: thats what i like
Stranger: im from japan
You: what's japan?
Stranger: you dnt know japan?
You: what's that?
You: a country?

Kassenbouwer | 15-04-09 | 15:29

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no, adsl
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DonBinho | 15-04-09 | 15:29

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Stranger: ei helevetti!
You: hi stranger, you OK?
Stranger: no en senki sonni!
You: from swasiland?
Stranger: fuck no!
Stranger: i said you that
You: germany?
Stranger: NO, you son of a bull!
You: ah, spain!
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i have a spanish name
You: i don't care
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poldergeiz | 15-04-09 | 15:28

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SNELSTE, PUH!!!

konjo3 | 15-04-09 | 15:28

-weggejorist-

Frederick Fluweel | 15-04-09 | 15:28

You: hi
Stranger: Hello.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: NEw Zealand.
You: I am from Australia
Stranger: Cool.
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*proest*

Flipski | 15-04-09 | 15:27

... dit is leuk, eigenlijk.

Nietvoordekat | 15-04-09 | 15:27

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You: meh
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Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:27

@ RegenboogPiet | 15-04-09 | 14:16

En bedankt!

Pharan | 15-04-09 | 15:26

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You: Say Hi;-)
Stranger: hi
You: how you doin'?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: hoe gaat het met jou?
You: how are you
You: ?
Stranger: what?
You: what?
You: say what one more time
You: I dare you motherfucker
You: I double dare you
Stranger: fuck
You: say what one more time...
Stranger: son of beach
You: Yes I like the beach, the ocean, the sand, the sun
Stranger: ™û™û
You: spleetoog!
Stranger: ’{¶
Stranger: do you know chinese ?
You: Stupid chinese
Stranger: ™á™á
You: learn some english fackface
You: and stop eating with sticks\
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Lord Typealot | 15-04-09 | 15:26

You: Hi1
Stranger: nihao
You: Nihao for shizzle
You: hey, did you hear the news?
Stranger: what news?
You: They're gonna ban teh interwebs
You: wtf
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Saloukoning | 15-04-09 | 15:26

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: from?
Stranger: hhow are you
Stranger: sweden
You: nnice
You: ur name is Annika?
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:26

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: Do you come here a lot?
Stranger: ohh.. often.
Stranger: more so when its not busy.
Stranger: i dont really like busy places.
You: How come i've never seen you before?
Stranger: ohh.. well i've just got one of those faces.
Stranger: no one ever recognises me..
Stranger: its like i have a blurred face
Stranger: ... something like witness protection program..
You: I bet your a dirty girl, arent you?
Stranger: gross.
You: What did I say wrong?
Stranger: no i'm a guy.. but thanks for giving me nightmares now.
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OneandOnly | 15-04-09 | 15:26

"Then is it good" haha

Verloren Zaak | 15-04-09 | 15:26

You: where u from?
Stranger: you?
You: singapore
Stranger: ok..
You: and you?
Stranger: &#26149;&#21733;&#32431;&#29239;&#20204;&#12290;&#12290;
You: LOL
Stranger: &#24555;&#23545;&#19979;&#32852;
You: i made a joke
You: iam from holland
You: Netherlands
You: Rotterdam
Stranger: &#12290;&#12290;&#12290;
Stranger: - -

a.n.alvabeet | 15-04-09 | 15:25

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Stranger: ha
You: hoipipelepoi
Stranger: lullo
You: haha
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De Rode Ridder | 15-04-09 | 15:25

Stranger: Hoi
You: Hoi.
Stranger: Ik ben een kale lutser uit Limbabwe met een platgebombadeerd Pools dorpje als gebit.
You: Lazer op Oakie.

kolonel klootoog | 15-04-09 | 15:25

Oh god, zeg is Shalom als openingswoord.. de Stranger gaat dan vrijwel meteen weg...

Zeaui | 15-04-09 | 15:24

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Stranger: hello
You: hi I'm robert Regts
Stranger: hey robbert
Stranger: you know geenstijl?
You: I am a member of the KKK
Stranger: that was not my question
You: natuurlijk ken ik geenstijl, ook een reaguurder?
You: jij houdt van lange stiltes?
Stranger: ik wel

Semen666 | 15-04-09 | 15:24

You: hi
Stranger: You smell lovely
You: thanks, i just peed over my feet
Stranger: Oh I thought it was shit i could smell... my mistake
You: no problem, just next time lick ur gf the other way round
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Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:24

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: geenstijl?
Stranger: ja duidelijk
You: hahahahhaa
You: zet jij hem erop of ik?

Kassenbouwer | 15-04-09 | 15:24

Stranger: wat is gs?
You: geschiedenis
You: wat dacht jij
Stranger: oh
Stranger: grolsch hahaha
________________________
Stranger: student
You: wat voor student
Stranger: hbo
You: wat kun je daarmee worden
Stranger: ehmm
Stranger: niet veel

Timmert | 15-04-09 | 15:24

-weggejorist-

Caesar | 15-04-09 | 15:24

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: do you like to swaffle?
You: well... do you?
Stranger: what is it ?
You: do you like to take out your genitalia and put them on foreign objects
Stranger: Hmmmmmm during work hours ?
You: whenever
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: you ?
You: depends on the weather,or if i am on the rag or not
Stranger: asl ?
You: que?
Stranger: a/s/l
You: que?
Stranger: ok then bye
You: can you smell my funzone?
Stranger: yes !
You: me too... a bit eggy.. sort of
Stranger: ever had a cleveland steamer
Stranger: later asshole
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Cor Pulent | 15-04-09 | 15:24

lol iedereen zegt nu dat ie uit finland komt en 15 is :D

Garz | 15-04-09 | 15:24

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm fine, how are you doing?
Stranger: great! where're you from?
You: I'm from holland
You: you?
Stranger: ik ook
You: geen stijl zeker?
Stranger: jep dacht even uitproberen haha
You: haha, doei he
Stranger: aju
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De Rode Ridder | 15-04-09 | 15:24

-weggejorist-

Caesar | 15-04-09 | 15:23

Jammer Mutsaerts maar 4chan was jullie allang voor...

dekaashaas | 15-04-09 | 15:23

Stranger: hi
You: U from australia?
Stranger: no
You: from earth?
Stranger: maby
Stranger: i'm female
You: are you woman? from venus or man (from mars?)
You: ok so you are from venus
Stranger: from venus
Stranger: you
You: from mars
Stranger: cool
Stranger: What s your name
You: whow its like adam and eve conversation... great
Stranger: ok
You: Im crocodile dundee from australia
Stranger: nice
You: whats your name?
Stranger: cool me mila
Stranger: ))
You: LOL
You: Mila hows life treating you?
You: Have you been a good girl lately?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you Santa?
You: Do you expect any presents from santa this year?
You: ))
Stranger: yes
You: ok what do you want, I write it down..
Stranger: many love
You: give me your list please so I can throw stuff down your chimney
You: oh you want love only?
Stranger: yes
You: I wanted to give you a new Audi....
Stranger: I have nissan
Stranger: )))
You: a cabriolet with white leather, color pink... totally pimped with hydraulics and stuff...
You: you sure you only want love?
Stranger: ))))
Stranger: yes Santa
Stranger: ok what do you want
You: Santa already has his slaves.. he is already the pimp himself so he's got everything his heart could ever want...
You: there is however one thing...
Stranger: s0
Stranger: so.....
You: I would like to have my sled pimped by west coast customs... my fat ass isnt comfortable in that vehecule anymore
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I help you
You: ok thanks :)
Stranger: you will walk on fitnes?
You: are you attracked to fat ppl with big white beards btw?
Stranger: attracked?
You: atracted?>
You: atraction
You: you likey likey fat man with white beard?
Stranger: I love young hat man!
Stranger: haha
You: I'm only 100 years old
Stranger: hot*
Stranger: My God
You: thanx
You: My hair looks like geert wilders.. its very hot as well
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_/--\__/--\__/--\_ | 15-04-09 | 15:23

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Stranger: hi
You: Haaaaaaaai
You: Where yoy from?
You: you i meen
Stranger: switzerland and you ?
You: Holland
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Ze worden Holland zat denk?? :D

appart | 15-04-09 | 15:23

*zwaait naar isense*

ben er al veel tegen gekomen. beetje boring :P

Kwie | 15-04-09 | 15:23

Dit is alleen maar leuk als je lam bent

nelizz | 15-04-09 | 15:22

You: hoi
Stranger: j mo
You: are you a fin?
Stranger: yes
You: gs?
Stranger: gs?
You: what's gs?
Stranger: idk
You: neither do i
Stranger: lmao
You: lolz
You: guess you already know the fishsticks joke?
Stranger: ofc
You: what's it about?
Stranger: idk
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: no
You: how is that possible?
Stranger: it tastes like hairy shit
Stranger: no,just joking i like them
You: goog
You: good
You: do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
Stranger: yes
You: so what are you? a gay fish?
Stranger: idk
You: its a word joke
Stranger: loooool
You: very sublte isnt it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: g2g

FinnenTikker | 15-04-09 | 15:22

*Zwaait naar "Blitzkrieg-"*

Superior Bastard | 15-04-09 | 15:21

You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: germany
You: you
Stranger: i am from holland?
Stranger: you like bradwurst?
You: your not sure
You: nein
Stranger: sind sie einen arschloch?
You: nein
Stranger: thats german for i love you?
Stranger: i was told that
Stranger: sie ficken die behh behh in den arschhhhhhhhhh?
You: I know, today I rememberd my grandpa
Stranger: that was german for where can i find the store?
You: he died in auschwitz
Stranger: he must be a great example for you
You: yeahs
Stranger: you want 2 die now 2 dont you
Stranger: leuk he dat gs
You: heerlijk :p
Stranger: :P
You: hehe
Stranger: op naar de volgende
Stranger: ik ben straks iemand uit japan
Stranger: ik voel em
You: hehehe succes

Necrofiele Badeend | 15-04-09 | 15:21

16 jarige finse meisjes... altijd leuk! :D

eljorno | 15-04-09 | 15:21

hmm,, ik heb er 1 van 15:S

CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:21

Stranger: hey!
You: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: I'm BATMAN!!
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: amazing
You: Yeah, you impressed?
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bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 15:21

Steven kan er niet meer tegen nu zijn Facebook erop staat

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 Girl, Macon, Georgia
You: you
Stranger: 19 m netherlands
You: So that's Europe
You: nice
You: Is that like Amsterdam?
Stranger: yes
You: Love Amsterdam
You: What y'all doin
You: work? Student?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: u?
You: Sitting in the morningsun. Whatching the ships roll in
You: then I'll watch'm roll away again
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u got pics?
You: Ye. wait up
You: piquanterieen.files.wordpress.com/2009...
You: That's one of me
Stranger: o hai GS
You: ehheh
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: blijft grappig
You: blijft leuk
You: Je kan zijn wie je wilt zijn
Stranger: had net aan zo'n lutser mn facebook gegeven
You: hahah
You: sukkel
Stranger: ach boeie
You: volgens mij kom ik nu 99% GS tegen
You: kansloos
Stranger: je bent pas de 2e
You: maar je moet wat op je werk
Stranger: tis kinda irri tbh
Stranger: tis alleen leuk als je chinezen kan trollen
Stranger: of finse meisjes
You: Steven?
Stranger: hey.. nu ist nietmeer anoniem
You: hahaha
You: ik zie je facebook op GS
You: SMILE
Stranger: ctrl+f ftw
Stranger: i know
Stranger: lutsers :<
You: hahaha
You: Je staat in de comments
Stranger: i know
Stranger: already seen
Stranger: foto maar ff eraf gehaald :')
You: oke. Veel plezier nog steven
Stranger: danku
Stranger: jij ook
You: laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: au revoir!

enkelfrips | 15-04-09 | 15:21

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You: Hey
Stranger: helo
You: sup
Stranger: /
Stranger: ????
You: How are you?
Stranger: GIRL OU BOY
You: dude
Stranger: iam gay
Stranger: naruto, yes? is?
You: Im not, gay suck.

Hamtaro | 15-04-09 | 15:21

You: I sense a milf
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I sense a dill weed, goodby pedo!

WAAATTT?

Noordelijke Rukkert | 15-04-09 | 15:20

finnse meisjes:D

CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:20

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: you
You: i am from holland?
You: you like bradwurst?
Stranger: your not sure
You: sind sie einen arschloch?
Stranger: nein
You: thats german for i love you?
Stranger: nein
You: i was told that
You: sie ficken die behh behh in den arschhhhhhhhhh?
Stranger: I know, today I rememberd my grandpa
You: that was german for where can i find the store?
Stranger: he died in auschwitz
You: he must be a great example for you
Stranger: yeahs
You: you want 2 die now 2 dont you
You: leuk he dat gs
Stranger: heerlijk :p
You: :P
Stranger: hehe

wat een broederschap.. soort herkent soort..

Flipski | 15-04-09 | 15:20

Beste manier om je tijd op werk te besteden :)

ICT-dude | 15-04-09 | 15:20

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: Netherlands you?
You: Geenstijl jeweet
Stranger: ja
Stranger: hahaha
You: dan maar even doorzoeken

TheWi | 15-04-09 | 15:20

Server trekt het niet meer?

Stranger: drugs are good
Stranger: but
Stranger: in small quantities.
You: Ah, I didn't figure that one out!
Connection imploded.

maxmsp | 15-04-09 | 15:20

You: hi
Stranger: I Like Sex
You: i like poop
Stranger: Thats Werid
You: why
You: if you don't poop you die
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AnusGebraad | 15-04-09 | 15:20

Hoe groot is da kans dat twee reaguurders elkaar te pakken krijgen via dit 3.0-dingetje?

Gezellig! | 15-04-09 | 15:20

Best grappig dit Omeglen

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You: hi there
Stranger: male or female?
You: used to be female
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De Rode Ridder | 15-04-09 | 15:19

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Stranger: hey
You: Congratulations Sir, you have found the only girl on Omegle :D
You: What will you do with this coveted prize?
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Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:19

Stranger: Hey!
You: Heey!
Stranger: Are you from where? :)
You: Holland
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Honden..

KleurenDoof | 15-04-09 | 15:19

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Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hih
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: now say bye!~
You have disconnected.

bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 15:19

TheFlix | 15-04-09 | 15:17
LOL hahahaha

appart | 15-04-09 | 15:18

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You: Are you a woman?
Stranger: yes
You: Thank Christ
Stranger: why lol ?
You: My clothes need ironing, the dishes are piling up and my dinner's not going to make itself!
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Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:18

Stranger: Are you gile?
You: gile?
Stranger: GIRL
You: y
You: u?
Stranger: NO
You: o ok
Stranger: I am a young boy
You: where are you from
Stranger: I is really a problem
You: what being a young boy, or the where from :s
Stranger: I am from china
You: o nice
You: im from brazil
Stranger: I want to find a girl to make love>
You: lol how old are you
Stranger: May i fuck you
You: depends
You: how old you are
Stranger: I am 22 year old
You: o ok then its ok
Stranger: and you
You: you come to brazil then?
Stranger: ?

You: 26
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: It is diffcult for me
You: why
Stranger: you are too far form me
You: so?
Stranger: yes
You: just take the plain, to Rio airport
You: plane*
Stranger: But i will try my best to find you
You: not good enough
Stranger: I will fuck you to death
You: haha
Stranger: can you wait for me
Stranger: ?????????
You: chinese boys, have a tiny ...
You: Well, im not going to wait for you
Stranger: You think too much
You: I rather would like some chinese boy who REALLY wants to fuck, not some wannabe
Stranger: reaal?

Stranger: really
You: Yeah, you dont wanna
You: else you were already booking a plane ticket to brazil
Stranger: i am looking forward that day
You: well that day aint gonna come
You: same as you wont gonna come in me
Stranger: I am afraid there is no direct plane to brazil
You: Well going to find myself a real man Ciao!

Tomonic | 15-04-09 | 15:18

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: im someone
Stranger: who are you?
You: me too
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: no i'm dead
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats scary
Stranger: sorry to hear that

TheWeps | 15-04-09 | 15:18

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You: Hey :D
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine thanks! and you buddy
You: Buddy? XD
You: I'm fine thank you
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where are you from stranger
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: im from daltonland
You: Where is that :?
Stranger: its near jamaica
You: Is it an island?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we grow marijuana for living
You: Do you have big dicks? XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wtf
You: :3
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Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:18

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Stranger: hello
You: i am wearing a aluminium hat
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Jimmie Dimmick | 15-04-09 | 15:18

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You: Say hi!
Stranger: no

McVeigh | 15-04-09 | 15:17

FANTASTIES!!! Dat is het! Haha! De nieuwe tijddoder!

Giraffe | 15-04-09 | 15:17

You: You know Geenstijl?
Stranger: hiii:)
Stranger: sorry?
You: nvm
You: where u from
Stranger: whats that?
You: some cool dutch website
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TheWi | 15-04-09 | 15:17

Fins persoon vraagt me: where are you from?
Ik zeg: Holand
Zegt ie/ze: YOU AGAIN! You're the same fucking idiot!
*disconnect*

bedankt he, 'fucking idiot'! wie weet wat voor lekker fins mokkel ik aan de lijn had :D

TheFlix | 15-04-09 | 15:17

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Well hello beautiful
Stranger: OOH
Stranger: thanks
You: Per chance could I steal a kiss?
Stranger: *kiss*
Stranger: hehehehehehhehe
You: Oh ho. No need to be so coy mon cherie
You: Use a LOT of tongue
Stranger: oh, right
You: Really cram it in my mouth
Stranger: *KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Stranger: slurp
You: God yeah
Stranger: you like it
You: It's kinda hard to breath but I like it :)
Stranger: oh sorry I not so good at it : D
Stranger: *I'm
You: You're the best
You: You're the best I've ever had
Stranger: stop it! :D
You: No I'm serious!
You: Stick a finger in my asshole
Stranger: well you are great too :)
Stranger: I SURE WILL!
Stranger: *sticking*
You: In fact.... make it two
Stranger: here you go
You: God yeah
Stranger: do you like this?
You: It feels like heaven in my anus
You: You have the fingers of a GOD!
Stranger: goddes ;)
You: You're a woman?
Stranger: i'm what you want me to be
You: I want you to be Dick Van Dyke
You: Not the old one, but the Mary Poppin's, happy dancing chimney sweep Dick
Stranger: Well hello, it's Dick here!
You: Fuck yeah!
You: Do a dance then fuck my face Dick!
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Muffepeer | 15-04-09 | 15:17

-weggejorist-

Mo0J0o | 15-04-09 | 15:16

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: nee
Stranger: huh?
You: AlleSLauw?
Stranger: huh?
You: asl?
You: jah weet ik veel:P
Stranger: what lanngeuage is that?
You: zimbabwaans
Stranger: sorry dont speak it

CvhG | 15-04-09 | 15:16

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Stranger: hi there
You: hi here
Stranger: im Katleen nice to meet you
You: from k3?
Stranger: k3?
You: the belgian girl band
Stranger: no, that's another Katleen
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Im Katleen Rowers and you are?
You: gaat je geen moer aan
Stranger: ..
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: you're weird..

Alphonse | 15-04-09 | 15:16

Stranger: hi
You: I hate Fins
Stranger: gs?
You: :-)
Stranger: :P
You: Tsjauw !
Stranger: later

Excellent ! :-)

Buff | 15-04-09 | 15:16

Stranger: hi
You: www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: oh hy
Stranger: just having my period

P.O. Wakker NED | 15-04-09 | 15:16

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you like to swaffle?
You: well?
Stranger: what "swaffle"
You: do you like to take out your genitalia an put them on foreign objects.
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Cor Pulent | 15-04-09 | 15:15

hey... volgens mij beginnen er ergens een paar servers te koken...
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You: osama bin laden, he's our man, if he can't overtake the western world, no one can
Connection imploded.

connection imploded? LOL :)

mh_1204 | 15-04-09 | 15:15


Muf zeg.

't Is net als IRC of ICQ in het begin, alleen was dat toen wél nieuw.

* gaap *

/\/\addog | 15-04-09 | 15:15

WINNER:
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You: What's the average speed of a swallow carrying a coconut?
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Raven | 15-04-09 | 15:15

You: hi
Stranger: buffalo buffalo
You: sure
Stranger: aa gent
You: can you also talk sense
Stranger: no but ik can talk turkkish
You: same thing
Stranger: you where from?
Stranger: come?
You: same as you: belgium
Stranger: i met you before
You: yes you did, ik kicked you between the eyes didn't i?
Stranger: no that was my brother
You: lamer, also reading geentijl...
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: noob
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tried it, done it, didn't like it...

erem | 15-04-09 | 15:15

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna chat??
You: ja,waarom niet,alles is toch al roze
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NA! ook niet aardig!

appart | 15-04-09 | 15:14

als je vraagt of ze t ook hebben via geenstijl disconnecten ze allemaal gelijkXD

xefoz | 15-04-09 | 15:14

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: My name is Ali
You: are you from finland?
Stranger: I am in Pakistan
You: next to finland?
Stranger: you is muslim?
You: no
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FinnenTikker | 15-04-09 | 15:14

Hahaha..
Ik kom alleen maar mensen van Geenstijl tegen..
Heb nu 5 gehad waarvan 3 uit NL die net het topic op Geenstijl hadden gelezen.

Hamtaro | 15-04-09 | 15:14

Wat ook wel wat is...

2 keer opstarten en dan copy/pasten van het ene naar het andere venster.

Ronnie_ | 15-04-09 | 15:14

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Stranger: Hi
You: will you disconnect, please?
Stranger: okay

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Zeeschuimer | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Stranger: Godverdomme
You: Huh?
Stranger: moi
You: Geile beer!
Stranger: hehe tuulk
You: Haha, zeker ook hier via Geen Stijl, haha
Stranger: gs'er?
Stranger: jap :P
You: Hahaa, ik moet dan een ander slachtoffer vinden!
Stranger: er zitten hier alleen maar kanslozen op XD
Stranger: haha vet lachen
You: Ik had net een kneus uit China
Stranger: van die alleenstaande vrijgezellen
Stranger: ja ik ook
Stranger: en hell lot of finnen
You: Ik lach me nu al suf
Stranger: die van China ging ze hele leven tegen me ophangen
You: Haha, was het interessant?
Stranger: hehe fuckin stakker
Stranger: nee :P
Stranger: hij leefde in china en ze weif had hem gedumpt
You: je had meuk om te eten bij hem moeten bestellen
Stranger: strak plan
Stranger: ik ga um weer opzoeken
Stranger: leuters!!!!

Aad Homeopaat | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Fok! was er eerder mee, jullie lopen achter :

omdatappel | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Stranger: hi
You: hou jij van anale sex?
Stranger: yes
You: nais :D
Stranger: cybersex??
You: nee
You: anale!
Stranger: wer are you from
You: hierzo
Stranger: boy or girl
You: jij?
Stranger: sweden
You: nais!
You: snel internet!
Stranger: are you a boy??
You: mijn moeder zegt van wel
You: jij?
Stranger: wath
You: wratjes? bah!

zeehondje | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: country?
You: no I like rock more
Stranger: k
Stranger: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?!
You: John denver is allright
Stranger: true
Stranger: g2g nau
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ja_zegt_ie | 15-04-09 | 15:13

You: hi!
Stranger: ANTI HUMAN BLACK METAL!
Stranger: FUCK ME JESUS
Stranger: FUCKING JEW!
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Gettipap | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Belachelijk hoe snel je wordt gedis-connect-ed als je zegt dat je een man van 64 jaar bent. Daarentegen duren de gesprekken eindeloos als je vrouw bent jonger dan 30. Waarom deze leeftijds- en geslachtsdiscriminatie?

De Mounties | 15-04-09 | 15:13

Probeer je een reaguurderT te foppen, krijg je dit

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Stranger: hi
You: hallo
Stranger: where from? :D
You: Finland
Stranger: Male or female?
You: female
Stranger: katos : D
You: you
You: what is katos
Stranger: Poika, suomalaine :D
You: say waht?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: U AREN't from finland !
You: Why not?
Stranger: CoZ I SPEAK FINNISH !

grote regelneger | 15-04-09 | 15:12

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gayfish?
Stranger: hey,asl?
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deltaV | 15-04-09 | 15:11

Stranger: sichuan is a province of china
Stranger: and the food there is delicious
You: great
You: does the great firewall not prevent this?
Stranger: i dont know
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MausSaster | 15-04-09 | 15:11

dit is geniaal
You: hay
Stranger: hi
You: do you like the sun?
Stranger: nope
You: why not?
Stranger: just don't like it
Stranger: what d u mean?
You: but you have to have a reason, did the sun kill someone you like?
Stranger: i'm not vampire...
You: ow, are you a zombie?
Stranger: ~~~maybe
You: it's ok, will not judge you

en
Stranger: i was born in Hong Kong
You: do you like to eat cats?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: do u?

You: no, i did one time, but i think it wasn't rare
You: so became sick

Snikkel44 | 15-04-09 | 15:11

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Stranger: Why hello there.
You: hmmm... yellow stuf is dripping out..
Stranger: Could i interest you in my product
You: if it helps with the yellow drips?
Stranger: you see, we from Corp have been selling this product since 1987
Stranger: oh wait
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:-)

bxrb | 15-04-09 | 15:11


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You: Hiii
Stranger: &#12371;&#12435;&#12400;&#12435;&#12399;
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hey d
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i got
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i knew
Stranger: whats ur day&#65311;
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nice or tough&#65311;
Stranger: are u fucking kidding me&#65311;
You: Well... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i said hi
Stranger: its ur turn
You: when?
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: ur English is terrible
You: Please, show some restepct
Stranger: we Japanese
Stranger: u from&#65311;
Stranger: ok
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Lostboy | 15-04-09 | 15:11

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Stranger: vilm?
You: milf?
You: :D
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kouwe_kletser | 15-04-09 | 15:11

He RockBock?

kees2790 | 15-04-09 | 15:10

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you like fishdicks?
Stranger: yes i like fishsticks
You: Then you are a gay fish

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 15:10

You: geenstijl?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: geenstijl??
Stranger: im from shanghai
You: reaguurder?
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: what?
You: how?
Stranger: i work at cctv now
You: hoe lang is een chinees?
Stranger: what?
You: hoe lang?
Stranger: who is hoe lang?
You: familie?
Stranger: a lot of people are called hoe lang
Stranger: who do you mean
You: hoe lang?
Stranger: kk nerd

Koudman | 15-04-09 | 15:10

heb ik weer:
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You: hi
Stranger: wat hi?
You: say somethin
You: who are you
You: ?
Stranger: ratelband
You: in stijlloos roze?
Stranger: hahaha ach ja
Stranger: gs
You: yeps
You: nice dit
Stranger: achterlijk hier vind ik
You: yep, leuk idee, maar dan verder...
Stranger: nou ik ga weer
Stranger: zie je op gs

RockBock | 15-04-09 | 15:10

geen eens de moeite waard..

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Stranger: where are u from?
You: DO YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ
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PjottervanK | 15-04-09 | 15:09

Stranger: havnt fapped today tho
You: hahahah
You: i think your dutch isn't it?
You: must be
Stranger: im from norway
You: sure;0
You: What's fapped than
Stranger: you ?'
Stranger: fapped is to wank
You: same like a wanker
You: hea

Frontje | 15-04-09 | 15:09

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You: Hi there, here Francisco !
Stranger: This is Liu
You: Wherefrom ?
Stranger: from china
You: Ah, the chinese from the corner here ?
You: Like number 13 on the menu !
Stranger: ...
You: You know, with the hard bits in it, I think it's really the nose of the salmon !
You: Better than the chinese a few blocks away !
You: His food is not really to write home about !
You: Hello ?
Stranger: im here
You: Ah..... from wich chinese are you ??
Stranger: there is one china, ok?
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Twansel75 | 15-04-09 | 15:09

Stranger: jennifer?
You: Yeah..
You: whats up..
Stranger: omg, i was looking for you
Stranger: how are you?
You: oh im sorry man
You: im here..
You: fine
You: you?
Stranger: fine too
Stranger: so jennifer, asl?
You: who are you?
Stranger: i'm Justin
Stranger: can't you remember?
You: lol
You: no man i forgot about you.. :(
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: so let's know each other again

Hoe levenloos!

stevy | 15-04-09 | 15:09

Hier moet een nieuwe bash.org voor worden opgericht! Geniaal!

MonsieurBoozzz | 15-04-09 | 15:08

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You: gs
Stranger: stands for?
You: no style
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Timmert | 15-04-09 | 15:08

Ze worden het al behoorlijk zat daar in Finland:

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Stranger: Hey
You: Hellow!
Stranger: How are u?
You: Very OK. Where are you from?
Stranger: finland u?
You: Holland!
Stranger: again?
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Warhoofd | 15-04-09 | 15:08

Stranger: I am an Omegle moderator. I am here to help make Omegle a better place
You: sure
You: May I ask how big your genitals are
Stranger: Sorry I am unable to answer that question.
You: no genitals?
Stranger: Sorry I am unable to answer that question.
You: that was'nt a question
Stranger: Sorry I am unable to answer that question.

FilmCowboy | 15-04-09 | 15:08

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Stranger: hi !
You: hello
Stranger: are you fin ?
Stranger: or dutch
You: GS?
Stranger: ja ook al
You: haha geweldig!
Stranger: verdomme :P weer geen finse meid
Stranger: hahahah
You: ff dumpen maar
Stranger: maar gister nacht serieus heb finse mokkel gescored XD
You: virtueel dan wel he?
Stranger: nee real life
You: leuk
Stranger: we hebbe nogal veel finse toeristen hier,., dus d8t kan ik ook nof ff 1 vitureel scoren
Stranger: ma nee
Stranger: njah, suc6 met dumpen ;) zal verder met me jacht op 17 jarige finse meiden
You: denk dat half gs hier zit te narren
Stranger: ja idd hahahah, fuckers
You: see ya
Stranger: zie je dump wel verschijnen ;)
Stranger: tabee
Stranger: homie's 4 life, je weet zelf

bananaklit | 15-04-09 | 15:08

Stranger: moi
You: bonjour
You: vous etes un tukker?
Stranger: mitä sinä höpisee?
Stranger: tämä olla suomi
You: jamala jamala
Stranger: jumala jumala
You: jouluupuuissa
Stranger: siellähän on suomalainen!
You: badabing hupsakee
Stranger: onko siellä joulupukki?
You: merry christmas
Stranger: hyvvee joulua vaan sinullekkin
You: nee, hyven is zoooo 2008
Stranger: vaikka joulu ei ihan vielä olekkaan
You: jolo?
Stranger: mitäääh?
Stranger: mitä jolo?
You: ja een mietje ja
Stranger: minä en tajua
You: z'n dochters....
Stranger: where are you from?

e.claudius | 15-04-09 | 15:07

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Stranger: hi
You: Shht i'm busy!
Stranger: then why the hell you are here?
You: I said shht!
Stranger: jerk
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Vague Incorporated | 15-04-09 | 15:07

Briljant in al zijn zinledigheid:

You: Hi!
Stranger: where r u from&#65311;
You: zimbabwe! you?
Stranger: China
You: cool i love chinese food
You: you?
Stranger: &#65311;
You: that does not work here
Stranger: o&#65311;
You: so how is china
Stranger: what's your by you?
Stranger: very nice
You: what do you mean by that?
Stranger: what's your mean by you?
You: i meant do you like chinese food
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i like sichuan food very much
Stranger: have been heard of that?
You: no what is it
Stranger: sichuan is a province of china

MausSaster | 15-04-09 | 15:06

-weggejorist-

Caesar | 15-04-09 | 15:06

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: a/s/l
Stranger: you first/
You: 23 male netherlands
Stranger: rot op geenstijl jullie verpeste de imego van omegle ><
You: hahahahahaha
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stimpel | 15-04-09 | 15:05

Stefan powned Diemke

diemke | 15-04-09 | 15:05

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: taiwan
You: me too!
Stranger: really?
You: yeah!
You: :D
Stranger: i think you're a boy
You: don't understand, only speak taiwainees
Stranger: &#20320;&#20303;&#21738;
You: &#20303;&#21738;
Stranger: &#21488;&#21271;
Stranger: &#20320;&#21202;
You: &#20320;&#21738;&#21834;
Stranger: &#21488;&#21271;
You: &#20013;&#22269;
You: lol
Stranger: &#20320;&#20063;&#24819;&#35498;&#33609;&#23612;&#39340;&#21966;?

mannetje! | 15-04-09 | 15:05

haha, gast opent meteen met "i am about to cum" maar goed, nu een zweedsikeameisje:)

Yochem | 15-04-09 | 15:05

LOL @ Flipski | 15-04-09 | 15:04
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: india
You: and u?
Stranger: i am from pakistan
Stranger: wwhere is the love?
You: i cannot see it
Stranger: i can not feel it
Stranger: lets start a movement of love
You: yes i know
Stranger: no more pain
You: okay
Stranger: more exceptance and love
You: i like you!
Stranger: i like you 2..!!
Stranger: this is a good start..!!
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Den Ouwe Rukkert | 15-04-09 | 15:05

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you Fin?
Stranger: no, u?
You: Yes with a capuchon
Stranger: you're 100% dutch
You: Why do you think i`m dutch?
You: I`m a Fin
Stranger: no you're not
Stranger: i know it for sure
You: Why do you think i`m not?
Stranger: why do you think you're not dutch?
You: I have a capuchon and the police is looking for me !
Stranger: today i reallized that my penis has the exact same size as my cellphone!
You: Then you have a little cellphone !
Stranger: u think ? www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funn...
You: dus ook www.geenstijl.nl
Stranger: ik wist het
Stranger: ik ook
You: dacht ik al Loeter

GEWELDIG :D

stuntpiloot112 | 15-04-09 | 15:05

Godverdomme denk je iemand in de zeik te nemen krijg je een vrouwelijke bezoeker van GS? :S

stevy | 15-04-09 | 15:05

Stranger: whats up?
You: Nothin, you?
Stranger: working =(
You: Got three words for you, Sucks to be, oh, adding a fourth, you!
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Floris2202 | 15-04-09 | 15:04

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: india
Stranger: and u?
You: i am from pakistan
You: wwhere is the love?
Stranger: i cannot see it
You: i can not feel it
You: lets start a movement of love
Stranger: yes i know
You: no more pain
Stranger: okay
You: more exceptance and love
Stranger: i like you!
You: i like you 2..!!
You: this is a good start..!

wat een liefde in de wereld..

Flipski | 15-04-09 | 15:04

Nu is ie stuk.

Yeah-banned | 15-04-09 | 15:03

tot nu toe de langste...

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from??
Stranger: hello???
You: im not wearing undies today...
You: im a little bit frisky today...
Stranger: you from??
Stranger: oke
Stranger: okay
You: know van jolo??
Stranger: yes
You: ahhh you know rutgert??
Stranger: no/
You: you also wearing not undies today???
Stranger: no
You: what color of undies have u
You: me wearing sometimes underwear on top of my head....
Stranger: his undies
You: just like a footballcap... looks great!!!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have not undies
Stranger: where are you from???
You: im also wearing underwear inside out..... same undies for a week..
You: and you???
You: asl
Stranger: i'm holland
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export_beer | 15-04-09 | 15:03

You: hi
Stranger: hey stranger!
You: how are you
Stranger: how are you?
You: great
Stranger: yeey
You: so hows the weather over there
Stranger: it's nice and sunny, about 20 degrees...
You: mmm same here
Stranger: bit windy tho
Stranger: you're not from holland are you?/
You: yep
You: geenstijl?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yup
You: haha
You: humor
You: nou vette tool dit
You: had gehoopt op een fins meisje
Stranger: lol nou later!
Stranger: ja ik ook haha
You: mazzel
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Alweer | 15-04-09 | 15:03

nakkie van flabber.nl

Daruka | 15-04-09 | 15:03

Stranger: hi
Stranger: i love youuu
Stranger: iii loooveee yoouuu
Stranger: do u love me 2 <3? ?
You: i am already in love with je vette moeder
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: pijpen :D?
You: nee dank je
Stranger: ok
Stranger: maar je komt dus uit nl :P?
You: jij?
Stranger: nee dank je
You: nee, finland
Stranger: aah ok
Stranger: kut finland :P
You: mag niet, is haram
Stranger: haram me aaars ja :P
You: sorrie... ies haram
You: die ook niet denk ik
Stranger: :P

kort door de bocht | 15-04-09 | 15:03

Stranger: hi
You: Geenstijlll
Stranger: .nl
You: hahaha
Stranger: :D
You: lol
You: fun dit
Stranger: owned
Stranger: echt niet
Stranger: geen bal aan :<
You: Smilleeeee.... ;-)

xiMaTix_nl | 15-04-09 | 15:03

geenstijl + anonieme onzin-prive-chat = Fail.

truster | 15-04-09 | 15:02

Pfff.... GS overkill!!!

Stranger: hi
Stranger: i love youuu
Stranger: iii loooveee yoouuu
Stranger: do u love me 2 <3? ?
You: i am already in love with je vette moeder
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: je bent nederlands
Stranger: pijpen :D?
You: nee dank je
Stranger: ok
Stranger: maar je komt dus uit nl :P?
You: jij?
Stranger: nee dank je
You: nee, finland
Stranger: aah ok
Stranger: kut finland :P
You: mag niet, is haram
Stranger: haram me aaars ja :P
You: sorrie... ies haram
You: die ook niet denk ik
Stranger: :P

kort door de bocht | 15-04-09 | 15:02

Stranger: sup
You: hi
You: not a lot
Stranger: do you also hate asians?
You: no, i love asians
You: they're hot
Stranger: i wish they would all die
You: asian women that is
Stranger: like a mass genocide
You: the men can die, but leave the women for me!
Stranger: all of them?
You: they already had two nukes on them
Stranger: for you?
You: well
You: yeah
You: why not?
You: i've got stamina!
You: and a lifetime supply of viagra
Stranger: that would mean your having sex about 15 times a day
You: give or take
Stranger: can you provide that much sperm?
You: not sure, i've never tried
You: but if you don't try you never know
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i think your penis would rot
Stranger: and turn into a nice pastry
You: i'm sure there's a medical treatment for that
You: and otherwise i'll just fuck them with my rotten dick
You: Asiand don't seem to care when somethings REALLY gross
You: Asians neither
Stranger: true
You: i bet they'd suck a rotting dick too
Stranger: they would probably try to eat it
Stranger: so no blowjobs
You: oh crap, that's a good point
You: anal it is then
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: theyd feast on your penis
Stranger: but does yours grow bak like mine?
You: yours grows back?
You: like a salamder's tail or something?
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: exactly like that
Stranger: because when my grandma gives me head her fake teeth sometimes clamp down
Stranger: but with herbs my penis grows back
You: ohhhh
You: can i have the recipy for that?
Stranger: yes its..
You: my grandma's dead, so i'm not worried of her biting down when she gives me head, but my sister's still alive and she's a bit of a biter
Stranger: one pints of monkey semen, 2 teaspoons of cancer, and 25 litres of dog diahorea
Stranger: lol same with my sister!!!
You: usually i just knock her out prior to being sucked, but sometimes she wakes up during the action
You: what are the odds!
Stranger: yeh with my sis, she's 5 and everytime she does it i get kinda worried
You: i am SO saving this convo
You: and i'm going to post it on 4chan
Stranger: lol 4chan
Stranger: isnt that that nerdy place
Stranger: i lurked there couple times
You: well i'm rather nerdy
You: don't you think i'd be fucking regular girls if i wasn't a nerd? it's due to my nerdiness that i fuck my dead grandma and my sister
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have you heard of teh vestibule
Stranger: i tend to lurk there sometimes
You: due to nerdiness i can't get any pussy otherwise
You: vestibule?
You: never heard of it
Stranger: as long as you have your sis and your dead gran
Stranger: ohok its IGN
You: i know IGN
Stranger: but whatevs
You: i'm a gaming nerd
Stranger: well its connected to ign
Stranger: FUJCK
Stranger: so where on 4chan you post
Stranger: not the hentai page please
You: to be honest i've never been on there before, i just though this would be well funny to post
Stranger: you raise a good point sir
Stranger: if you post it i wanna see the reactions
Stranger: thats why im wondering
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm going out for a smoke, feel free to add me [email protected]
You: laters!
Stranger: aight peaxce

DualDenz | 15-04-09 | 15:02

-weggejorist-

Jan Sobieski | 15-04-09 | 15:02

You: hi
Stranger: I just talked to a dude who was obsessed with shaving his balls
Stranger: It was f'n amazing >_<
Stranger: I'm actually loving this website! Despite the faggot users of 4chan being everywhere but even they make it interesting sometimes
You: well
You: I'm from holland
You: and like 50% of the people here comes from GeenStijl, it's a Dutch blog
Stranger: Gah fucking assholes from Holland.....

bart91 | 15-04-09 | 15:01

Stranger: Hello, i am Maiwenn, I love sex and i am here for sex and only sex. I am 16 years old and i am a hot girl. Add me : [email protected] . I have a cam and sexy photo of me. You love sex ? Me too. Bye guys
You: oke

Formosi | 15-04-09 | 15:01

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiyaa
Stranger: Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 year old, from the Netherlands
Stranger: what about you?
You: finland 17
Stranger: finland
You: I've been in Netherlands!
Stranger: lots of them on omegle
Stranger: you have?
Stranger: where have you been
Stranger: amsterdam?, lucky gues
You: yes :)
You: and the haague?
Stranger: ah yes
You: where are you from
Stranger: i've never been to finland , would like to go some time
You: amsterdam?
Stranger: nope
You: nearby?
Stranger: ehm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: den Bosch
You: where is that
Stranger: a bit more to the south
Stranger: not that far , since Holland aint that big
You: ok
You: are you big?
Stranger: eh?
You: i'm 175cm
You: you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 1,89
You: wow
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: hell yeah =D
You: are you a gay fish?
Stranger: goddamnit
You: hhahahaahaahhaha te mooi dit ga southpark s13e05 kijke jonge!!
Stranger: al gezien
You: succes met finnen!

Wize | 15-04-09 | 15:01

Stranger: heyy boy or girl?
You: hello Inga from sweden here
You: girl
Stranger: ooh cool
Stranger: how old?
You: 17
You: just this week
You: had a great party
Stranger: im 20/m/usa
You: and you?
Stranger: thats awesome
You: what?
You: that im from sweden?
You: it's cold here
Stranger: that you had a great party haha
Stranger: do you have any pictures?
You: yes i got a car
Stranger: wow
You: but its broken now
Stranger: im jealous!
Stranger: aww what happened
You: i drove it drunk and now my license is gone
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: :(
You: a big swedish tree

Maartje6712 | 15-04-09 | 15:01

Mooi programma dit, kreeg net iemand:

Stranger: abra uses teleport and escapes safely
You: hi
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New_Utero | 15-04-09 | 15:01

Voor mijn uitbreiding van zinloze kennis kan ik gelukkig regelmatig op GS rekenen. Wat een ongein in de panelen, ik kan er wel om lachen.

Achterdocht | 15-04-09 | 15:00

-weggejorist-

Tailyn | 15-04-09 | 15:00

goeiemoggel! | 15-04-09 | 14:59
Hij.zei vroeg of je fins praat.
Mina Olen Goeiemoggel.

G-ew-el-di-g | 15-04-09 | 15:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: GSGS
You: ook hallo :)
You: GS!
Stranger: hi this is Bottehond
You: Maximum Overdrive receiving you loud and clear
Stranger: Great sounds unbelievable
You: I know!
Stranger: from holland i gues?
You: K ik ga nog meer GS'ers zoeken om aan te randen
Stranger: er zijn er genoeg
Stranger: lol
You: ja dacht al wel zoiets :P
You: copy pasten dit!
Stranger: have fun give it a try
Stranger: i will
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lolol

Hey Botte :P

Maximum Overdrive | 15-04-09 | 15:00

Stranger: a s l?
You: Dicks 'nd Hoes!
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mannetje! | 15-04-09 | 15:00

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You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm here
You: where are you?
Stranger: Here wehere
Stranger: where*
You: not where you are
Stranger: Witch country
You: we have no witches in our country
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Semen666 | 15-04-09 | 14:59

maak ik een keer een grapje... is ze ECHT uit finland..

Stranger: hi !
You: hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i am from finland
Stranger: you can't be
Stranger: i'm too
Stranger: no osaatko puhua suomea? ;)
You: damn
You: you got me

goeiemoggel! | 15-04-09 | 14:59

Had ik toch net gewaardeerd reaguurder drs. G. Flater aan de lijn.
""
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You: Hi, a broken vacuumcleaner here
Stranger: check my 440 PK!
You: Flater?!
Stranger: gonna fuck the secretary now
You: enjoy
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""

kapotte_stofzuiger | 15-04-09 | 14:59

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: well
Stranger: ?
You: depends from what perspective
Stranger: do u have a dick?
You: That's very, very straightforward isn't it?
Stranger: yes.. well do u or not?
You: The question is, do you want me to have a dick
Stranger: no
You: Is it some kind of sick projection?
Stranger: no
You: I think it is, you should let yourself get checked out by a shrink...
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sleng | 15-04-09 | 14:59

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am required by law to inform you i am a convicted sexual offender
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whos u
Stranger: one guy from finland
You: u got some tight finnish cunts there?
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3747 | 15-04-09 | 14:59

zo mooi .. kzit op het moment een 19 jarige uit Den Bosch in de maling te nemen .. en hij maar denken dat ie met een Fin zit :) hahahaahhaha

Wize | 15-04-09 | 14:59

Stranger: who are you?
You: Jos
You: Jos Haardos
You: and you?
Stranger: nederlands?
You: sjawel
Stranger: haha
You: ;)
Stranger: hollands zeker
You: heerlijk dit
Stranger: met je slechte grappen
Stranger: haha ja
You: belg?
Stranger: net had ik een hele grappige
Stranger: zeker
Stranger: zien?
You: kan je ook niks aan doen

Kleefei | 15-04-09 | 14:59

-weggejorist-

HelemaalGek | 15-04-09 | 14:59

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: Planet Earth
You: 7th milky way
You: you?
Stranger: i don not know what you say
You: You dont know Earth? what planet do you live on?
Stranger: you are kind of strang
Stranger: ok have fine
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Boemeles | 15-04-09 | 14:58

Zit nu met een Chinees over politiek te praten, Tiananmen Square e.d.. Omegle pwnes Chinese govt.! The Internets win, again!

_ILT_ | 15-04-09 | 14:58

You: bo
Stranger: hello
You: buyakasha!
You: aaaaaiiiight
You: west Staines!
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JasperdePiPaPasper | 15-04-09 | 14:58

Stranger: i just got a new dress
You: are you attracted to boys?
Stranger: um yes
Stranger: but i hide it
You: ok than you can be a girl
Stranger: yay
You: I suggest having a sex change
Stranger: i already have
You: and to get a good psychiatrist
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Elmexvandetandpasta | 15-04-09 | 14:58

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: - DishWashingService Curlucum - With Amanda, can I help you?
You: Ik heb je zus gepowned. Ze had echt geenstijl...
Stranger: Lutser.
You: LOL
You: post
Stranger: Het is maar goed dat je me treft.
You: wrom?
Stranger: Ik heb een kado voor u.
Stranger: Een vingerhoed.
You: vertel
You: GEIL!!
You: en dat is?
Stranger: Dat is een hebbedingetje.
You: WOW
You: echt COOL
You: maar wat is het nou?
Stranger: Zeau je wel willen weten he.
You: eigenlijk niet maar ik ben sociaal
Stranger: Dat vertel ik volgende keer weer, in Toen Geluk nog Heel was Gewoon Was Toen het Geluk.
You: Ehhh...
Stranger: Anyways.
You: ja
Stranger: Ik dacht dat Nederlanders dit pas over 5 jaar gingen uitvinden?
Stranger: Omegle wa da nou voo raar iets da?
You: Geen idee
Stranger: We zijn koplopers!
You: Nou, daar wor ik echt blij van... jeuj jeuj jeuj
You: *gaaaaap*
Stranger: Oh wacht ff, me NagelFred Fuck boekje komt weer binenn.
You: Hoe veel kost die?
Stranger: Ja, ik heb hem.
Stranger: 5, nog wat.
You: Bij?
Stranger: Dan ben je voor een heel jaar lid.
Stranger: Bij Anneke de Aardappelhoer
You: Mmmm... ik kom alleen bij de zeeman
Stranger: Het zit vol met leuke nieuwtjes
Stranger: Zeeman he.
Stranger: Krijg je daar kortingen?
You: ehhh... gaan toch geen moeilijke vragen stellen he!!!
Stranger: Ik blijf een Oostenrijker
You: Moet je trots op wezen... *zucht*
Stranger: Check Games.nl even. Rape Escape mit Jozef Fritzel The Game.
Stranger: Maar dit duurt te lang.
You: idd
Stranger: Leuk je geneukt te hebben!
You: was lekker
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-db- | 15-04-09 | 14:58

You: P0wned
Stranger: hello smelly person
You: *snif*
Stranger: dutch?
You: *zucht*
You: ja
You: hahaha
Stranger: ik ook
You: Strax kleurt de site nog roze
Stranger: en je komt van de geenstijl site:p
You: LOL

DeBruineSter | 15-04-09 | 14:58

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: philippines. :D
You: my genitals left me yesterday
Stranger: .. too bad.
You: they said i should wash a little more often
Stranger: dude.. that sucks.
You: you have the same problem sometimes?
You: i dunno how to fix it\
Stranger: sure
Stranger: .. good luck with that D:
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War On Errorism | 15-04-09 | 14:58

You: hi
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: I am Tim
Stranger: from the Netherlands
You: das fijn voor je reetkever
Stranger: hahaha
You: GS
Stranger: hgeniaal stompzinnig dit
You: toch blijf je een hoerrr
Stranger: huhhuh
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Yeah-banned | 15-04-09 | 14:57

oh god oh god oh godi.... k blijf er zowat in hier....
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mh_1204 | 15-04-09 | 14:57

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Stranger: hey
You: whats on your mind
Stranger: hm
Stranger: nothing really
You: then life is good
Stranger: wat
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r2p2 | 15-04-09 | 14:57

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you suck dick?
You: love to
Stranger: are you women
You: i'm 17 and i live in Finland
Stranger: everybody is from finland
You: yes
You: where are u from?
Stranger: what is the capital of finland?
Stranger: dikke snollebol van me
You: POWNED!

Floris08 | 15-04-09 | 14:57

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: i am a bored prostitute
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Maartje6712 | 15-04-09 | 14:56

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You: GS?
Stranger: hahaha ja
Stranger: irritant eh
You: Buahahaha!
...
Stranger: NEXT

niet te geloven.

Pindaboer | 15-04-09 | 14:56

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are u
You: fine, you?
Stranger: i'm fine, thanks
Stranger: were are you from?
You: NL
Stranger: ik ook
You: haha
Stranger: :D
You: mooi he. Links op GS
Stranger: Idd:p
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053 | 15-04-09 | 14:56

Mijn 5 cent:
You: Di!
Stranger: hello
You: You're also a wacko?
Stranger: no really
You: This place is full of them
You: So what are you?
Stranger: lot s of them
You: You're more than one?
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maxmsp | 15-04-09 | 14:55

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u gay
You: du-hello
You: r u sane?
Stranger: yes ..
You: then why get so personal on our first date?
Stranger: what?
You: doesn't matter. do you like cats?
Stranger: yes..
You: do you have a cat?
Stranger: no.. but my grandmother owned one..
You: can that pussy do the dog?
Stranger: do the dog?
You: never mind. why am i talking to you?
Stranger: we're both on the site..
You: good one. didn't think of that, yet.
You: now i do.
You: thinking is hard
Stranger: so .. what do u want to talk about?
You: don't know. geetars, perhaps?
Stranger: guitar? no .. i dont play that..
You: sorry, you FAIL!
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rara | 15-04-09 | 14:55

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hai :D
Stranger: and you from?
You: did you swaffeld in a Tankstation?
Stranger: wtf?
You: no sorry,... just ehhh grapje, Yes, Im from holland
You: en yoy from?
Stranger: finland
You: 'you'
You: o,...
You: we dont like fins
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appart | 15-04-09 | 14:55

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: one frensh fries and a large coke please
Stranger: i just ate a fishfinger bacon and egg sandwich. fear me
You: supersize it
Stranger: do you like fishsticks?
You: no but i like other sticks
You: hockeysticks, Mikado
You: stickers
Stranger: stickersticks?
You: Stikkies

Maartje6712 | 15-04-09 | 14:55

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: strange name you have
You: whre you from
Stranger: u2 stranger
Stranger: states
You: iam from amsterdam
You: hows the weather there
Stranger: Is that near Holland?
You: its in Holland city of holland
Stranger: it was cloudy yesterday and I hope today will be better...
You: its sunny here 22 celcius
Stranger: Nice!
Stranger: do you now the weblog geenstijl.nl
You: powned
Stranger: ;)
You: actualy iam a 14 jarige fins ladygirl
Stranger: en ik ben een 16 jarig turkfruit...
You: reaguurdernaam?
You: niet ok dan weggejorist & opgerot

doemaarnee | 15-04-09 | 14:55

Alsof reaguurders via GS elkaar onderling veel beter kennen. GS is gewoon Omegle met een incubatietijd, maar op de keeper beschouwd exact even zin- c.q. nutteloos.

Jerry Nick | 15-04-09 | 14:55

You: Hi
Starnger: Hi
You: Do you know a good recepy for haring-salad?
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st_joris | 15-04-09 | 14:55

You: Geenstijl?
Stranger: ik haat
Stranger: Geenstijl
You: is koeltoer je weet tog
Stranger: wat een losers daar
You: vertel eens dan
Stranger: en dan die omroep :')
You: POWNED
Stranger: een omroep met 1 presentator :o
You: ja het escaleert volledig uit de klauwen daar

Toasti | 15-04-09 | 14:55

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Stranger: hey
You: my mom says i'm not allowed to talk to strangers
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saai hoor :(

Gewoon Thom | 15-04-09 | 14:55

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You: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WT
You: F
You: B
You: B
You: Q

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WT
Stranger: F
Stranger: B
Stranger: B
Stranger: Q

je kan met jezelf praten!!!

Nauwe Opening | 15-04-09 | 14:54

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Stranger: lo
You: hi
You: I'm a theepot!
Stranger: that is fine, I'm a traffic cone
You: Awsome!
Stranger: I know
You: So .. how's life being a traffic cone?
Stranger: terrible, a 4x4 ran over me last night
You: Oef
You: Luckily your still able to talk to me
Stranger: well they fixed me up, I'm kinda flexible
Stranger: and your life as a teapot? kinda interesting or same same?
You: Same same .. tea in, tea out, into dishwasher, tea in, tea out ..
Stranger: they dont get you out of the dishwasher?
You: Hmm.. good point
You: Sometimes they do
You: But only after they closed the door, and drown me
Stranger: good people you live with
You: Yeah <3
You: Do you think a relation between a teapot and a traffic cone wil work out?
Stranger: I don't know, I'm not home very often, always on the road
You: Hmm, yeah, thats a minus :(
Stranger: but beïng out on the job at night, in weekends and on holidays means extra cash on the plus
You: Thats a big plus! And you don't have time to spend it
You: On the other hand .. I don't get out of the house, so neither can I
Stranger: you can do online shopping tbh...
You: Hmm , maybe I can order some special tea.. from all over the world
Stranger: should try some fresh tea from China and Indonesia

MaffeFries | 15-04-09 | 14:54

Stranger: hi
You: wie geth's
You: ich komme aus munich
Stranger: endlish please
You: ich bin ein deutsche superstar
Stranger: what u r talking about
You: ich bin bijna net zo gross als the Hoff
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OneandOnly | 15-04-09 | 14:54

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You: GS?
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: asl?
You: /b/ ?
Stranger: 19/m/tx
You: gs/nl/m
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Hilarisch!

Pindaboer | 15-04-09 | 14:54

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: please spank me
You: liked to het spanked by a guy?
Stranger: i dont care, even dogs may spank me
You: i thought homosexuality isn't generally excepted in usa
You: neither is beastiality
Stranger: but i live in holland!
Stranger: everything goes here!
You: cool me too :D
You: geenstijl?
Stranger: absoluut
You: heeee
Stranger: nee was maar grapje
Stranger: beetje fucken altijd leuk
You: vandaar dat je nederlands spreekt..
Stranger: yep
You: maar je bent hier via geenstijl?
Stranger: ja, klopt
You: volgens mij zijn we de eerste
You: <:o)

En we hebben CONTACT :d

F010 | 15-04-09 | 14:54

die was wel heel snel...
Stranger: Hi
You: www.geenstijl.nl
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mh_1204 | 15-04-09 | 14:53

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi are you a girl?
You: nope
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053 | 15-04-09 | 14:53

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Stranger: Hi
You: ga weg man
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Ook 'n snelle

Piet Pielemuis | 15-04-09 | 14:53

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You: hi i am Luke !
You: I can walk
Stranger: nastrovya
You: pull my finger?
Stranger: yopure finger hurt?
You: no a fart got stuck
You: thats the release button
Stranger: ai dont speak
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al de zoveelste :,( scheet begint pijn te doen.....

neukfoutje | 15-04-09 | 14:53

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You: hi
Stranger: HABBO AUS?
You: wie?

r2p2 | 15-04-09 | 14:53

You: hi
Stranger: ´hey
You: hauw old ar joe?
Stranger: 14.
You: coel, i am twelf
You: my inglish is not ferry goed
Stranger: okay, u from?
You: belgium
You: joe?
Stranger: finland
You: do joe like shieps?
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hotmales.cum | 15-04-09 | 14:53

You: hi
Stranger: &#31070;&#22855;
You: you from china
You: or an ass from gs?
Stranger: &#24681;
You: sambal bij graag
Stranger: &#20320;Y&#25165;&#26159;
You: nee geen nasi

goede gesprekken

Flipski | 15-04-09 | 14:53

2B or not 2B, that's the ?

Wat een zinloos tijdverdrijf

Kobus Kloothamer | 15-04-09 | 14:52

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: geenstijl
Stranger: .nl
You: haha is het bere- of berenhap
Stranger: ik zeg berehap want het is bere-lekker
Stranger: en jij dan?
You: ik zeg berenhap, want ik hou van beren
Stranger: knuffel of grissley
You: knuffelende grissleyberen
Stranger: aha
Stranger: die lopen in artis rond

VanDerGeld | 15-04-09 | 14:52

Jaja, het was een Fins meisje van 17 jaar. Iets te mooi om waar te zijn... was zeker een van jullie.

Negerzoenert | 15-04-09 | 14:52

zucht... amerikanen....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: geenstijl?
Stranger: YEAH
You: echt?
Stranger: AMERICAN
You: fap je wel eens?
Stranger: USA
You: ja, und?
You: fap je wel eens op 13 jarige meisjes?
Stranger: UNITED STATES OF THE AMERICA, BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
You: fapfap?
Stranger: LEARN AMERICAN ENGLISH
You: nee joh, is niet leuk... maareuh zeg nou, fap je wel eens?
You: sapperdefapfapfap!
Stranger: U MUST BE A SMELLY JEW
You: nee joh, dat is je moeder
Stranger: DAM JEWZ
Stranger: IM OUT OF HERE U JEW
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Prof. Fapsap | 15-04-09 | 14:52

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You: Hi
Stranger: wzuuuup ?
You: ehhh nothing
You: are you from Holland?
Stranger: nooooooooooo
Stranger: are you?
You: with houte klompuh enzo?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ;)
You: hahahahahahahahah.lol.

Melig gedoetje... ;)